My Little Poney Article: Friendship is Magic VS. G3 My Little poney Part 1

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Friendship is Magic VS. G3 My Little poney Part 1

posted by ppgFireball

Before I start I just wanna say i apologize for not being able to finish "A jour without Sugar" because i didn't have an idea. And I also apologize if toi find this offensive. I'm just stating my opinion that I think Friendship is Magic is better than G3 of My Little Pony. So please respect my opinion. Now let's begin! :D

It was a pleasant afternoon in Ponyville...

Twilight Sparkle: girls, guess what?
Girls: what?
Twilight Sparkle: i just figured out a spell on how to open a portal from another generation!
Pinkie Pie: montrer US! montrer US! -is jumping-
Twilight: okay! -casts spell-
-portal appears-
Girls: whoa!
Rarity: i have to say was just amazing Twilight!
Twilight: thanks :D
Pinkie: -sticks her head in the portal- hello? anyone home?
pomme Jack: i'm hungry, any of ya'll wanna get something to eat?
Rarity: well, i am starving.
Fluttershy: i'll meet toi girls later, i have to get accueil and feed my pets first. -flies off-
arc en ciel Dash: all right! time to pig out!
Pinkie: i hope they have desserts! :D
The girls leave but then...
-G3 ponies come out from portal-
G3 Pinkie Pie: where are we?
G3 arc en ciel Dash: i don't know darling
G3 Rarity: Ponyville sure has changed
G3 Cheerilee: yep.
G3 Scootaloo: maybe we can bring the rest of our Ponyville to this Ponyville!
G3 Sweetie Belle: good idea Scootaloo!
G3 Pinkie Pie: come on!
-in G3 Ponyville-
G3 Pinkie Pie: salut EVERYONE!
-all G3 ponies look at Pinkie Pie-
Pinkie Pie: WE FOUND US A NEW PLACE TO LIVE! SO PACK YOUR BAGS!
-everyone packs their stuff-
Back in G4 Ponyville...
Rarity: that was fabulously delicious.
Twilight: OMIGOSH!
pomme Jack: what is it?
Twilight: i left the portal open!
-G3 ponies come out of portal-
arc en ciel Dash: and just who the heck are you?
G3 Pinkie Pie: hi, i'm Pinkie Pie!
Pinkie Pie: -gasp- REALLY???!!! so are toi my mother? -big grin-
G3 Pinkie Pie: i don't even know you. but me and my Friends l’amour to plan parties. :)
Pinkie: WHAT???!!! tsk tsk. i don't plan parties, i make them in seconds. that reminds me... PARTY! -is wearing a birthday hat-
-confetti everywhere-
G3 Pinkie Pie: toi shouldn't make parties in an instant, toi make them with friends.
Pinkie Pie: -big grin and then is angry- NO! NO! NO! she is not Pinkie Pie! hmph! -walks back toward her friends-
G3 Pinkie Pie: :'(
arc en ciel Dash: who is she? -points at G3 arc en ciel Dash-
G3 arc en ciel Dash: why i'm arc en ciel Dash darling.
arc en ciel Dash: -smirk- -ROFL- toi are not me! you're a fashion snob! -acts serious- and that was a truly feeble performance. besides, i'm much glacière than you.
G3 arc en ciel Dash: how rude.
G3 Rarity: hi i'm Rarity! :)!
Rarity: -gasp- I WILL DESTROY HER! she looks horrible! i'm much plus fashionable than her!
Sweetie Belle: -passes by- hi Rarity!
G3 Sweetie Belle: i'm Sweetie Belle!
Sweetie Belle: -backs up toward the group- huh?
G3 Sweetie Belle: everyone says i bring smiles to everyone!
Sweetie Belle: -screams and runs off-
Scootaloo: -comes toward the group- what's wrong with Sweetie Belle?
G3 Scootaloo: hi i'm Scootaloo!
Scootaloo: -mouth wide open- SAY WHAT?!
G3 Scootaloo: wanna play with me?
Scootaloo: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -runs off-
G3 Cheerilee: and i'm Cheerilee.
pomme Bloom: you're not Cheerilee! Cheerilee is our teacher!
pomme Jack! : aaah! pomme Bloom? where the foins, hay did toi come from?
pomme Bloom: over there. -points at bush-
pomme Jack: were toi spying on us.
pomme Bloom : no. i was listening to toi without being seen.
pomme Jack: ugh. -facehoof-
Fluttershy: hi guys, i'm back- -screams- TERRIFYING
LOOKING PONIES!!! -flies off and hides-
Twilight: toi ponies need to get back in your generation ou we'll have to rapporter toi to Princess Celestia.
arc en ciel Dash: YEAH! SO GET OUT!
G3 Pinkie Pie: PONYVILLE IS FOR EVERYONE!

Part 2 coming soon

P.S. i'll try think of something

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1960 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom caused an accident, and got away without being stopped par the cops.

Pierce & Bob: *In their cars, surrounded par other cars*
Leslie: *Driving the car on a road on a hill, going parallel to the highway*
Karl: *Sees Pierce, and Bob in their cars* Wow, those guys might be there for a long time.
Leslie: *Looks at the other cars* Oh wow. That's a terrible crash. I'm glad I'm not a part of that. *Swerves to the left*
Karl: Keep your eyes on the-
Leslie: *Accidentally goes down the hill, crashing into a tree, and makes the car land on it's roof as it gets on the highway*
Pierce: *Looks at the...

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Saten Twist adventures: S3E1...PART 3

posted by Canada24

Saten: Derpy I need to your opinion about something?
Derpy: I was gonna tell toi the same thing.
If I don't do something about this wrong jour mishap, I'm not sure if Cranky Danky will ever forgive me.
Saten: (not listening) Trixie wants me to try being a better boyfriend. I'm not sure what to do.
Derpy: (also not listening) Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Saten: Maybe I should ask AppleJack for advice. She always tried making me a better boyfriend, but I wasn't listening at the time.. Classic me.
Derpy: I offered Danky a refund but it didn't help too much.
Saten:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 100 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Inside the station, Hawkeye, Percy, Stylo, and Dan were outside of Pete's office. They were planning how to save him.

Stylo: Well we haven't come up with anything good.
Percy: What about my plan to call the cops?
Hawkeye: We gotta do something besides just call the cops. Pete needs our help.
Dan: Percy, what did toi hear in the office when toi tried to get in?
Percy: I heard some voices, and someone shouted at me to fuck off. It definitely didn't sound like Pete.
Hawkeye: Yeah he would never say anything like...

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Saten Twist adventures: S3E1 ... PART 1

posted by Canada24

Saten: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chillies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste.

Trixie: ... I concur, but toi changed the subject. What are we doing for hearts and hoove’s Day?

Saten: ....... Oh, toi caught that, did you?

Trixie: Come on Saten, toi know I can only be for so long., It was part of the deal... And I don't remember the last time toi even did anything romantic?

Saten: Sure I do.. I got toi that flower.

Trixie: It was Poison Joke.

Saten: How was I suppose to know that!?

Trixie: It had a sign saying it was...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 98 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 23, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving to work. Hawkeye was still thinking about what happened yesterday with Rachael.

Metal Gloss: What's wrong? toi seem uncomfortable.
Hawkeye: It's the poney visiting from Kansas City.
Metal Gloss: Rachael? What happened with her?
Hawkeye: She wants me to rendez-vous amoureux, date her, but I told her we were married. I have a feeling she thinks I hate her, but I don't. I just want to be Friends with her. What do I tell her?
Metal Gloss: *Leans toward Hawkeye* toi tell her what toi think is right....

On The Block Episode 25 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, toi already a dit that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three minutes later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 97 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 17, 1960
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 5:54 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

The sun was setting, as Anthony sat on the station platform with Ryan, and Donut, waiting for their suivant assignments.

Michael: *Storms out of the station, and looks at Anthony* toi cause an accident on my line, and don't tell me anything?!!?
Anthony: Roger a dit he was going to tell you. He didn't check the coupling between our train, and engines.
Michael: He a dit toi were to check them! I don't know if this is going to be common with toi now, but if toi keep forgetting to do your work, I'll have toi fired!...

CHiPs

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, ou chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson motos on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle suivant to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...

On The Block Episode 24 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arc en ciel as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

It was a regular jour at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.

Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops...

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Trixie's funhouse remale: Part 5

posted by Canada24

As I managed to escape. The other two continued fighting.

Trixie continued trying to stab her, AppleBloom, at one point, managed to knee her in the stomach, making her bend over in pain.

AppleBloom found the bat and hit Trixie really hard, saying it was for Sweetie Belle.

But Trixie was somehow able dodged all her other swings.

Trixie punched her in the stomach, but AppleBloom ignored the pain as well.

Trixie attempted to stab AppleBloom but she dodged it.

Ten minutes of fighting, later:

AppleBloom was clearly growing plus tired.

At one point, Trixie punched her really hard on the side of her the head....

Ponies On The Rails Episode 85 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 7, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Jeff went into Pete's office at the station.

Jeff: toi wanted to see me sir?
Pete: Yes. Let me ask toi a question. What do toi know about the Lehigh Valley Railroad?
Jeff: Not much. All I know about it is that it's a short railway in the east coast. Why are toi asking me about it?
Pete: There's a shortage of track repairers in Neigh Jersey. You'll be taking an airplane from this city into Jersey City. From there, a stallion with a sign of both the Union Pacific, and Lehigh Valley logo will be there waiting...

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Don't Eat cupcakes On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I ran out of the cupcakes factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another poney riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
Pony on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* arc en ciel Dash a dit there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious jour for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard...

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Awesome poney pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, EQD

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Grand Theft Ponies Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little poney version of a Lincoln.

A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little Pony version of a Lincoln.

Gordon, and Case biscuit salé, craquelin got in a black Lunicorn Continental. They were heading to the airport to deliver cocaine.

Gordon: The airport shouldn't be far away. Turn on the radio if you'd like.
Case Cracker: *turns on radio and begins to chercher for a station* Sounds like a lotta static.
Gordon: Maybe because this car is old. *Stops at red light* Let me try. *turns onto 98.1* This radio station has a lot of rock & roll, but right now they're playing a commercial.
Announcer: Behold, the best cars toi could ever ask for, from Chevronet. Chevronet has made many enjoyable cars, from the Belair to...

Awesome poney pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart

Awesome poney pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, when arc en ciel Dash, and her Friends found the treasure, they also noticed their ship was missing. When the diamond chiens arrived, they a volé, étole the ship.

Rainbow Dash: *Runs onto the plage with her friends*
Leaf Pile: This is not good.
Erik: What are we going to do?
Rainbow Dash: I think I know what we can do. Me, and Leaf Pile will fly onto the ship, and toi licornes can teleport yourselves, as well as our earth ponies, and we fight whoever a volé, étole our ship.
Applejack: If only I wasn't an earth pony.
Max: Be careful what toi wish for.
Erik: Hey, I don't mind not having wings, ou a horn....

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I'm bored, so here's a aléatoire BEST OF SATEN TWIST

posted by Canada24

SCENE 1:
Saten: *drunkily* H salut Applejack
AppleJack: Are ya drunk ou something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear cidre fort, applejack wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I l’amour toi Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It didn't even end well,. But since then. Ya showed up at my house four...

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

arc en ciel Dash, Rarity, and cidre fort, applejack got to the island with the five ponies on the pirate ship. They walked off the ship after putting down the anchor, and were on the island.

Leaf Pile: We're here. Now let's get that pirate map, and look for the treasure.
Rarity: *Realizes something* Oh, about the treasure map.
Leaf Pile: Yes Rarity?
Rarity: Remember when we were dumping Hungry's body over the edge, and into the ocean?
Erik: toi didn't leave the map with her.
Larry: Did you?
Rarity: Well, toi see... Yes.
Donut: Darn it!
Leaf Pile: Now how are we supposed to find the treasure?!
Rainbow Dash: Stay...

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The Storm Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

suivant morning, Joe arrived at his job late.

Boss: *Watching workers unload boxes from a small freight train*
Worker: That's the last one sir.
Boss: Good work.
Worker: Okay man, we got all the boxes out of your train.
Engineer: Thanks. *Rings cloche, bell on his locomotive as he drives the train away from the depot*
Joe: *Arrives* Sir, I'm sorry for arriving late.
Boss: Don't worry about it. I got something to tell you.
Joe: What?
Boss: Important cargo is coming here from St. Foalis par helicopter.
Joe: Why is it coming all the way from there?
Boss: No one else would send it.
Joe: What is it anyway?
Boss:...