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The last we saw our heroes, they met three new characters: Tropical Breeze, Toopie the octopus, and Red Rose (fiancee of King Sombra). They had just formulated a plan to overthrow King Cobra, and had packed the necessary belongings for the road before them. Since it was evening, they planned on going in the morning. As they slept, one was still awake, far across Equestria.

King Cobra: (Hissing to himself) I can't wait to get a déplacer on and conquer this blasted land already. Hopefully I'll also find that sniveling coward King Sombra, so I can rip his horn right out of his skull!

Anvil, the main blacksmith of King Cobra, burst into the door panting.

King Cobra: (Snarling) I told toi to knock!

Anvil: (Bowing) My most humble apologies, sire, but I come with good news. Your forces are outfitted with your armor and ready to roll.

King Cobra: Excellent!

King cobra slithered out to the podium over the courtyard, where many-a-pony stood in battle armor. The King himself was outfitted in his armor, and shone like the noonday sun in the torchlight. He began to speak:

King Cobra: My faithful army, the time has come to reclaim the land stolen from us! We deserve to rule, because we are elite! We are the strongest there is! We are Cobras!

Red and black flags were raised, bearing the insignia of a coiled serpent poised to strike. The breastplates of the armor on everypony bore the same emblem. The crowd cheered and stomped their cleated hooves. King cobra spread his hood, and drank in the silence that ensued.

King Cobra: We must waste no time! For par now, the entirety of Equestria has no doubt heard of our presence, and have formed armies of their own. The Pegasus will déplacer on Cloudsdale, while every available earth poney and unicorn will conquer the Crystal Empire. Have messengers from each party rapporter back to me, for myself and a special squadron of soldiers will reside in Ponyville. déplacer out!

All of the Pegasi rose from the crowd and flew swiftly, making no noise. The ponies below turned around, and began marching in unison. The sound of their hooves echoed throughout Canterlot, through the moonless night they marched. King cobra himself slithered down, and began to make his way to Ponyville. His elite squad surrounded him on both sides and escorted him.

Let's jump ahead in time to morning, where the first rays of sun were supposed to shine. However, it was still dark in the land of Equestria. Snowflake awoke with a start, to the slight sound of scraping. It sounded like sandpaper on concrete, uneven and undulating. She awoke the others immediately.

Snowflake: (Whispering) Wake up! I think there's something outside!

Breeze: (Groggily) I think she's right... I see torch light outside!

They all rushed quietly to the window, and beheld the spectacle of awe-inspiring power that is King Cobra. The serpent towered over them, his thick armor reflecting the light from the torches. One of the 10 ponies around him held a flag, bearing his insignia. They continued past the store, and went right into Twilight's house. The door slammed behind them.

Monsoon: Crap! I didn't expect them to come here, and especially in such short time!

Daystar: Undoubtedly, they can déplacer a lot faster than we can. It took us days to run here!

Toopie: Plooo!

Rose: Well, this changes things in our favor. We have the accueil field advantage!

Opal: That may be true, but-*

He stopped mid sentence to the flap of frantic wings. They saw a Pegasus against the faint outline of the stars, landing on the doorstep of Twilight's house. A single knock sounded, and a sentry opened the door. They heard only what they needed to hear.

Pegasus: (Panting) I... came with news... for the King!

Sentry: Stop gasping and spit it out.

Pegasus: (Calming down) Cloudsdale is under our control. Only a few ponies were there, and they were quickly captured. One put up quite a fight; she had a arc en ciel mane and tail.

Monsoon: (whispering) arc en ciel Dash!

Pegasus: She was, however, quickly subdued.

Sentry: Good! (Turning around and picking up a large vial) Take this and put it in the nuage generator.

Pegasus: What's in it?

Sentry: Poison, courtesy of his majesty. His plan is to make it rain his venom over the land, quickly subjecting everyone to his awesome will.

Pegasus: (Taking the vial) Excellent. It shall be done post haste.

The Pegasus rose and flew off, while the sentry closed the door behind him. The ponies in Sugarcube corner quickly turned to each other.

Mirage: We can't let that vial reach Cloudsdale! If it does, that's the end of Equestria as we know it!

Breeze: Well then, have one of us get it!

Snowflake: I volunteer myself.

Rose: Then there's no time to lose. Go now!

Snowflake ran through the back door and rocketed into the sky. She could barely see the poney ahead of her, flying with impressive speed. She flew with all of her might, and collided into the Pegasus. The vial was knocked from his grasp, and flew into the Everfree forest below. There was a faint shatter of glass.
The Pegasus, angered, attacked Snowflake with his sharp hooves. She dodged right and left, and he didn't land a single hit. He tried to hit her and overstretched, becoming off balanced. She took the opportunity and kicked him in the head, sending him spiraling down below. A sickening crunch of broken Bones resonated, and the poney moved no more. Snowflake made her way back to Ponyville, and landed behind Sugarcube corner. It was deathly quiet.
She snuck into the back door, whispering out for her friends. A brilliant light surprised her from the dining area, and she hid behind a stove. Peering under the double doors, she was struck with terror. King cobra sat coiled around her friends, hissing with glee.

King Cobra: So, there were some ponies left in Ponyville, and I struck the Jackpot! Red Rose, soon to be wife of King Sombra... ou so she thought.

The sentries around him laughed, watching the six of them struggle. A strong flimsy arm wrapped itself around Snowflake's muzzle, and she almost screamed. Turning, she saw that it was just Toopie. He climbed onto her back, and she slowly backed out of the door, and sprinted into the Everfree forest. She sat on a boulder, alone, frightened... Was this the end of hope for all of Equestria?
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Pleiades wakes up to a thunderstorm and her friend Moonbow and her little brother Midnight Dream bateau (preferring Bart for obvious reasons) stop by. "Look Pleiades! I can do this!" He casts a spell he learned in Basic Magic class. "Whoa Bart. I can't even do that." "You're a pegasus silly!" "Yes I am and I'm proud of it." "Quincy is stopping par soon. Bart want to make breakfast with us? We're doing grille-pain gaufres and applesos." (It's not "sauce" people.) Pleiades brings out the waffles, the syrup, the marmalade, and the butter. "Pleiades is the applesos cold?" "Yaas sir ma'am sir." Moonbow...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

One jour at Fort Courage.

Sargent O' Rourke: *Walking par the cannon*
Corporal Agarn: Hello Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good morning Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks at clock* But Sarge, it's 1 PM.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We're in the army. We have to say thirteen hundred hours.
Corporal Agarn:...
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 Wayne
Wayne
We decided to get a few ponies on a train heading from Manehattan to Chicagoat, to interview some other ponies working on a Railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that brings ponies to hundreds of places in Equestria, as well as Canada.

Our train will be going from Manehattan, to Chicagoat, and it's called the Lake rive Limited. Right now, we're looking at the conductor named Wayne.

Wayne: *Looking at camera* Is this thing on?
Camera Pony: Yeah. So, let's start with your name.
Wayne: It's Wayne.
Camera Pony: How long have toi worked for this railway?
Wayne: About two months. I got the job...
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Equestria. Have toi ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, toi are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, ou evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 3: Railways

When most ponies decide to travel, ou send goods from one place to another, they rely on the train. Freight trains bring in goods, and supplies that ponies need, while passenger trains take ponies from one place to another.

One of Equestria's famous trains is the Friendship Express. It's the only modern passenger train to be powered par steam....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful jour in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering plus ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: toi really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot toi in the arm! Why aren't toi bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...
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Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.


SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who toi calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot par a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*

TO BE CONTAINUED
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posted by Canada24
Too start this story. Lets go back to SEASON ONE...


9PM AT NIGHT:
AppleJack (in one of rare times she's not wearing her hat) is seen tiredly trotting home.
Suddenly a red poney falls out the sky, and almost hits her.

AppleJack: Saten Twist?
Saten Twist: *drunkily* H salut cidre fort, applejack (I'm change him to just a Pegasus, not sure why I originally had him an alicorn. But it was cool at the time).
AppleJack: Are toi drunk ou something?
Saten Twist: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* toi really need some sort of intervention. I mean this is third time in one day.

Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Nikki got to the turntable, and was turning her engine around.

Coffee Creme: *Looking at engine, then notices Nikki* Nikki!! *Hugs Nikki*
Nikki: *Hugging back* Good to see toi again after all these years.
Coffee Creme: When did toi start working for this railway?
Nikki: I don't work here, I work for the Southern Pacific.
Coffee Creme: Oh.
Nikki: But don't worry, I'll be bringing in a lot of trains for y'all. How's Honey Bee? I haven't seen her since she moved out of our neighborhood.
Coffee Creme: She's dead.
Nikki: What?
Coffee Creme: Somepony crashed into her train three years ago.
Nikki: Aw,...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Wat:
Attempt One and Two

Don't rush, guys.

Wat:
Attempt Three

"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."

"Okay, here have two tickets."

Wat:
Attempt Four

Drunk Applejack

Wat:
Attempt Five

Gilda is a bitch.

Wat:
Attempt Six

Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.

Wat:
Attempt Seven

"There's a nuage of--"

"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Ships.

Wat:
Attempt Nine

"Real Friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.

Wat:
Attempt Ten

Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.

Wat:
Attempt Eleven

Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....

Wat:
Attempt Twelve

Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
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Source: joyreactor
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Source: joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Episode 49

Buses Are Worse Than Trains

August 13, 1955

One day, At Mirage's house, he was getting ready for work.

Mirage: *Breathing in fresh air, and looks all around him* Another beautiful day, and plus time for me to work.
Colts: *Running to...
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After dinner, Bob and Emily took Burt to their home.

Burt: *Looks around* This is nice.
Bob: Thank you. I can tell you're really going to like living with us.
Burt: toi got that right. Not only is this a nice place, but it's owned par two of the greatest ponies in all of Equestria.
Bob: I'm sure there's somepony better then me, and Emily.
Burt: Nope. Not even Celestia herself can be better than toi my friend.
Emily: Well, that's kind of toi to say Burt.
Bob: So what do toi plan on doing now that you're divorced?
Burt: Good question. I'll most likely déplacer back to Scotland. It's a beautiful country...
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The game ended with the Giants winning 12 to 11. Jerry, and Howard left leaving Bob with Emily.

Emily: I did not like how tonight ended.
Bob: Well, it's not my fault that Howard is clumsy.
Emily: That's not the point Bob. toi should have had Jerry montrer up at another time, and tell me about it a few days before his arrival.
Bob: Okay, I'll keep that in mind. Are we still going out to dîner tomorrow night?
Emily: Ugh. *Goes to bed*
Bob: I'll take that as a yes then.

Next morning at Bob's work place, he was talking to two ponies that had a problem with their wives.

Bob: Alright Richard, and Al....
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Pinkie Pie:

When I was a little filly and the sun was going down...

Twilight Sparkle: Tell me she's not...

Pinkie Pie:

The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown...

Rarity: She is.

Pinkie Pie:

I'd hide under my oreiller
From what I thought I saw
But Granny Pie a dit that wasn't the way
To deal with fears at all

Rainbow Dash: Then what is?

Pinkie Pie:

She said, "Pinkie, toi gotta stand up tall
Learn to face your fears
You'll see that they can't hurt toi
Just laugh to make them disappear."

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ponies: *gasp*

Pinkie Pie:

So, giggle at the ghostly
Guffaw at the grossly
Crack up...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Frank Pollanchio
Frank Pollanchio
A few hours later in the briefing room in police headquarters.

Briggs: *Shows picture of a pony* Frank Pollanchio. He's forty five years old, and has been the leader of his own gang for about five years now. Sometimes, we see him hanging out at the harbor. Harry Callahan will be making the arrest.
Harry: toi want me to arrest him?
Briggs: Yes. You're the best poney we have for this job.
Harry: Lieutenant, there's something toi got to understand-
Briggs: I don't need to understand anything. Just get him.
Harry: Well toi can't just stop him, and arrest him. toi got to be creative. There's a reason...
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posted by Canada24
"P Please let me go" Scootaloo bagged.

"Not likely. for unless we were told wrong. Your our key to Ditto" Ganger a dit evilly.

"No! Please don't hurt Ditto" Scootaloo cried, bagging again.

Ganger just laughed.

"You won't get away with this!" Scootaloo cried, even getting angry.

"Quite!" Ganger ordered, covering his hoof over her mouth.

But Scootaloo responded par biting his hoof.

Ganger got angered par this, but managed to control himself, he just picked her back up, before she could run off from him having dropped her in pain.

"Enough horsing around" Ganger growled.

Scootaloo just chuckled, "Horsing around". Though rather ou not she REALLY thought it was funny, ou was just trolling them like Sweetie Belle to Rover, is anyone's guess.
posted by Canada24
"YOUR NOT FUCKIN TOUCHING HER!" Dash screamed, with plus anger than she ever felt in her life.

"Yeah! Stay back!" Spike added, getting into a fighting stand.

Scootaloo was pulled closer behind them, par Dash's tail.

"Give me a break toi two, your outnumbered" Ganger replied.

"I don't care! Your not getting my sister!" Cried an, still raged, arc en ciel Dash.

"Give it up lady, don't make me hurt you" Ganger warned.

"NEVER!" Dash screamed.

"Very well.. ATTACK!" Ganger cried, and with that, al, the changelings started zipping down towards them.

Thinking fast, Dash grabbed Spike and used him as a flameflower,...
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