Ok, so the gang arrives in Canterlot, and Celestia suggests they divisé, split up, but suggests she and Bolt stay together. So, as the two are driving through town.....
Bolt: Your Hignhess, they're staring! These monster trucks aren't cutting it!!
Celestia: Well, time to make another transformation! Were'e doing this kart style!
So she presses yet another button, turning her car into the Daytripper from Mario Kart Wii and Bolt's into the Wild Wing from Mario Kart Wii.
Bolt: How many buttons are there!?
Celestia: Oh, just hush and follow me.
Every resident in Canterlot was staring at the weird karts they were driving. Eventually, it gets them nowhere, so they stop to ask Princess Cadance and Prince Shining Armor for help, and.....
Cadance: I would l’amour to help, but your car's kinda small....
Shining: Got room for one more?
Bolt: I'm not sure! Hey, what's this little switch? *click*
Bolt's Wild Wing expanded to allow room for two people, as did Celestia's Daytripper.
Celestia: What the!? Did toi do that, Bolt?
Bolt: Please don't be mad at me.
Celestia: Your'e a genius!! Let's get looking!
Shining: toi sure toi know how to drive this thing?
Bolt: Yep. Just put on your siège belt, 'cause it's about to get crazy!!
Shining: I beg your pardo-WHOAAAA!!
So they dash around town looking everywhere, with no luck. Then they suddenly saw something in the large bush-two big green eyes.
Celestia: AHA!! GOTCHA!!!
Setting the buisson, bush on fire, Luna rockets into the air with her butt on fire.
Luna: AYE AYE AYE!!! What's the big idea!? Oh....You won't catch me!!
Bolt: Wanna bet?
Luna gets caught par Bolt after two minutes of chasing!
Bolt: We found you, we win!
Luna: DARN IT!! EVERY TIME!!
Celestia: C'mon home. I made this for you!
Bolt: Let's take them accueil first!
So upon dropping Cadance and Shining off, Celestia pulls out a pocket- sized bike, and upon pressing a button, it turns into a full-sized bike with Luna's couleurs on it, and her cutie mark on the front. It was a Mach Bike, and she was already going crazy.
Luna: Race ya home? I can get accueil before toi do!
Bolt: *already heading home* Way ahead of you! Adios!
The main six see Luna racing against Bolt and Celestia, and decide to rejoindre in. There goes poney Kart.....Should there be a fanfic about this? I bet I'll make the best one!
Bolt: Your Hignhess, they're staring! These monster trucks aren't cutting it!!
Celestia: Well, time to make another transformation! Were'e doing this kart style!
So she presses yet another button, turning her car into the Daytripper from Mario Kart Wii and Bolt's into the Wild Wing from Mario Kart Wii.
Bolt: How many buttons are there!?
Celestia: Oh, just hush and follow me.
Every resident in Canterlot was staring at the weird karts they were driving. Eventually, it gets them nowhere, so they stop to ask Princess Cadance and Prince Shining Armor for help, and.....
Cadance: I would l’amour to help, but your car's kinda small....
Shining: Got room for one more?
Bolt: I'm not sure! Hey, what's this little switch? *click*
Bolt's Wild Wing expanded to allow room for two people, as did Celestia's Daytripper.
Celestia: What the!? Did toi do that, Bolt?
Bolt: Please don't be mad at me.
Celestia: Your'e a genius!! Let's get looking!
Shining: toi sure toi know how to drive this thing?
Bolt: Yep. Just put on your siège belt, 'cause it's about to get crazy!!
Shining: I beg your pardo-WHOAAAA!!
So they dash around town looking everywhere, with no luck. Then they suddenly saw something in the large bush-two big green eyes.
Celestia: AHA!! GOTCHA!!!
Setting the buisson, bush on fire, Luna rockets into the air with her butt on fire.
Luna: AYE AYE AYE!!! What's the big idea!? Oh....You won't catch me!!
Bolt: Wanna bet?
Luna gets caught par Bolt after two minutes of chasing!
Bolt: We found you, we win!
Luna: DARN IT!! EVERY TIME!!
Celestia: C'mon home. I made this for you!
Bolt: Let's take them accueil first!
So upon dropping Cadance and Shining off, Celestia pulls out a pocket- sized bike, and upon pressing a button, it turns into a full-sized bike with Luna's couleurs on it, and her cutie mark on the front. It was a Mach Bike, and she was already going crazy.
Luna: Race ya home? I can get accueil before toi do!
Bolt: *already heading home* Way ahead of you! Adios!
The main six see Luna racing against Bolt and Celestia, and decide to rejoindre in. There goes poney Kart.....Should there be a fanfic about this? I bet I'll make the best one!
Alright..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my favori character Twilight and AppleJack, par using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer lire Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little poney has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if toi really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my favori character Twilight and AppleJack, par using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer lire Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little poney has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if toi really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
TotalDramaFan60 presents:
Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy ours wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.
Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.
Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!
"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
érable and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"
Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...
Marshmallows.
Happy Hearth's Warming!
Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy ours wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.
Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.
Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!
"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
érable and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"
Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...
Marshmallows.
Happy Hearth's Warming!