My Little Poney Article: Nikki's Old Enemy: Part 3

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posted by applejackrocks1

Everypony: *laughs*
Mare: Yup! *slaps Nikki's back*
Nikki: Ow! Stop!
Colt: What are toi doing here? Oh wait! toi work for Diamond!
Nikki: I would never work for that whale!
Mare: Watch your mouth orphan.
Nikki: I am not an orphan!
Colt: Says the girl who d-
Nikki: Shut up!!!
Diamond: Ehem. *Grabs phone*
Nikki: *eye widened*
Diamond: *smirks* (puts phone down)
Colt: I have a long time without seeing you!
Mare: We thought toi were dead!
Colt: HEY! The orphan got her cutie mark!
Mare: Let me see!
Nikki: *covers cutie mark*
Colt: GET HER!
Mare: *grabs her hooves*
Nikki: HEY!
Everypony: *laughs*
Colt: Your cutie mark..Is a rope?!? *laughs*
Nikki: *rolls eyes* Yeah, HA HA. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have work to do.
Mare: *raises eyebrow* Which is?
Nikki: Capture an animal.
Mare: *laughs*
Nikki: *groans*
Diamond: There's the hole Nikki. *points at Hole that is suivant to some rose flowers*
Nikki: *walks to hole* Hmmm...
Mare: Quiet mares, let's not interrupt the magician. *laughs*
Nikki: *rolls eyes* Let's see..*picks up some dirt*
Colt: Ewwwww...
Nikki: Shush! Hmm...I think the animal might be a porcupine or..
Colt: What?!
Nikki: A skunk.
Everypony: Ewww!!!!!!
Nikki: But it's not here.. *looks around* It'll come back tomorrow morning.
Diamond: Great. Be back here tomorrow morning!
Nikki: Sure. Good jour to toi all.
Colt: Whatever. Shoo!
Nikki: *leaves*

A few minutes later, Nikki was in the train station, ordering her tickets...

Nikki: Howdy. Umm, I'd like a ticket back to Ponyville please.
Lady: I'm sorry Miss.
Nikki: What do toi mean?
Lady: The train that goes to Ponyville broke down.
Nikki: W-What?! I need to go to Ponyville!
Lady: I'm afraid toi can't.
Nikki: My sister is th-
Lady: Miss, toi can't! *closes window*
Nikki: Aww poney feathers! *looks around* Great.. I forgot to bring money too! *sits on bench*

To be continued...

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Seanthehedgehog Amazing

NocturnalMirage I'm developing a vehement dislike for Diamond Dancer and her company. So many people are like them... I never understood the pointless, pure mean intentions some ponies/people carry... Love the story btw, keep it up!

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papillon Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

All of the prisoners were sleeping. They had their back legs chained to a metal vote that could only be moved from outside of the room they were sleeping in.

Guard 75: *Moves poll*
Guard 54: *Moves another poll*
Guard 55: Wake up. Everypony wake up!
Prisoners: *Get unchained from the vote par other guards*
Guard 55: Let's go. We're putting toi to work.

In another room, Papillon, and Louis decided to try buying something from one of the guards.

Guard 3: *Sitting down*
Louis, and Papillon: *Walking to the guard*
Louis: Excuse me.
Guard 3: What can I help toi with?
Louis: I was just wondering, can...

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On The Block Episode 10 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic arc en ciel as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Previously in The Movie Studio

Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting away!
Louis: I know this is ninety years in the past, but... *Grabs teleporter* Deus ex machima, activate!

* * *

Director Nick: I want all of toi to prepare...

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Ponies On The Rails: Foreign Visitor Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Cheyenne Wyoming
April 3, 1957
7:27 AM

Pete was at the train station, getting ready to go on vacation, but Hawkeye wasn't here.

Pete: *Calling Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *At his house, not feeling well. He hears the phone ring, and walks to it* Hello?
Pete: Pierce. toi don't sound too well. Are toi okay?
Hawkeye: No. I tried calling toi earlier, but I passed out.
Pete: toi do realize Gordon will be in charge now because of this.
Hawkeye: *Sarcastic* This jour just keeps getting better, and better.
Pete: Take care of yourself, and I'll see toi when I get back. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: Oh joy. *Passes out again*...

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On The Block Episode 4 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as olive
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

At the bodyshop, Mr. Beddler was informing everypony about a car coming into the shop.

Mr. Beddler: Okay everypony, we're supposed to have a Prius come into the shop.
Others: Boo!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: I know nopony likes the Prius, but this job will be very simple. All we have to do is fix this tiny dent on the hood. Get some body filler on there, make that dent...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 70 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:33 PM
Railway: Union Pacific

Pete was in his office signing papers, when Hawkeye arrived.

Pete: I guess knocking is a thing of the past.
Hawkeye: I wanna talk to toi about Renee.
Pete: How is she doing?
Hawkeye: Bad! These things keep happening to us, and she's saying that it's because she's jinxed. We need to get rid of her!
Pete: I don't think that'll be necessary, but I'll tell toi what. We'll have her go work on the Southern Pacific for a few days, and see how she does.
Hawkeye: As long as she's not here, that's fine with me. *Walks...

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The Adventures Of arc en ciel Dash Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of arc en ciel Dash

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, arc en ciel Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 9

Who Pulled The Trigger?

Discord was in his secret lair, wondering how to get back at arc en ciel Dash.

Discord: I can't understand it. No matter what I do to defeat her, it fails.
Karl: Well, shouldn't toi be Friends with her already?
Kyle: Yeah. You're Friends with her in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic show.
Discord: It's just a show. This...

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On The Block Episode 1 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Before I start this part of the episode, I wanna montrer the pictures of the characters.

Aina: link
Double Scoop: link
Saten Twist: link
Sunny (The pêche, peach poney saying, Yeah, again:link
Pleiades: link
Mortomis: link

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rue corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing suivant to Double Scoop*
All: We live together on...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 64 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: January 10, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Duke: *Laying in the engine*
Anthony: How are you?
Duke: Oh, toi know me. I'm old. I don't feel well.
Anthony: Don't take it so hard. Once we get to Cheyenne, I'll tell Michael that toi quit, and went into retirement.
Duke: I never a dit anything about quitting the railroad.
Anthony: Well, I guess toi should start thinking about that.
Duke: *Goes to window in cab, and opens it*
Anthony: Getting fresh air?
Duke: Sure. *Grabs a branch from a tree*
Anthony: toi should be careful with sticking your hooves out of a moving train. toi could have hurt yourself....

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Aqua Marine's journey 6

posted by AquaMarine6663

Aqua followed Pinkie and her brother as they approached Carousel Boutique. “La-la-la. I can’t wait for toi to meet rarity! She’s so nice, and makes pretty dresses! Pinkie Pie rambled on to Peak. When they had reached the boutique, Aqua Marine waited outside while Pinkie Pie introduced Peak to Rarity. Surprisingly, he only left three minutes later. “Wow, how did toi manage to leave so early?” she asked him. “Well, I just simply declined the offer for her to make me something. Simple.” He shrugged. “Next stop, arc en ciel Dash!” Pinkie squealed, hopping away. They followed her to...

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Saten Twist Adventures 9... Part 2

posted by Canada24

SEVERAL DAYS LATER:

Guard: toi must of been counting your blessings Chimney. toi made bail.

Patrol board member: Do toi believe, in your best judgment, that toi have been rehabilitated?
Chimney Sheep: Rehabilitated? It's just a stupid, made-up word, so boys like toi can sit behind a desk, wear a fancy suit, and feel important. You're a jerk, and I had sex with your mother last night. And I swear to God, toi let me outta here, first thing I'm gonna do is kill again!
Patrol board member: (approves him for bail)

Chimney: Well. Thanks for bailing me out toi two.
Derpy: No problem.
Chimney: Shit Derpy....

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Saten Twist Adventures 8... Part 6

posted by Canada24

Saten Twist and the girls finally found and rescued the princess's.

Luna: And who's this?
Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. And your prettier in person.
Luna: Well.. Thank you. But please don't get to close, toi have bad breath. And a creepy look to you.
Saten: Well.. toi could of just as easily thanked me for saving your 'royal a-
Celestia and Twilight: (desperately tries to change the subject)
Saten: (still to Luna) Bitch!
Celestia: (desperetly changing subject) So.. I hope everything's been alright.
Twi: Depends on how well our Ditto was able to handle, controlling Canterlot joining my absence.
Luna: Oh....

Awesome poney pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: DeviantArt, Joyreactor

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The Adventures of Garden Hose & Friends Episode 1

posted by TotalDramaFan60

It was a nice jour in Garden's Abode...
Garden Hose: Amber, is there anything on TV?
Amber: Nope. Not what I see.
Winter Chill (on TV): Want an awesome TV with awesome channels?
Pen Kill: Well, then come on done to "Cheeseburger's TV Shop"
Amber: That looks cool!
Garden Hose: Let's go!
Garden & Amber hopped into the car and went to Cheeseburger's.
Cheeseburger: Hiya! I'm Cheeseburger!
Amber: toi sound a lot like Mickey Mouse.
Cheeseburger:Shut up.
Amber: Oh, okay, not Mickey.
Cheeseburger: Anyway, why are toi girls here?
Garden Hose:Well, we saw your commercial and we want a TV!
Cheeseburger: Nope, this...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 59 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 59

The Race To Denver

Date: September 10, 1956
Location: Denver, Coltorado

A...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 58 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

And introducing Ryan from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 58

Lying Is Bad

September 3, 1956
Location:...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 56 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Nikki, Anthony, and Roger arrived at Oden where Duke was. They were at the airport, and were looking at a map.

Nikki: What have y'all found so far?
Anthony: Well, par looking at these maps we have, we should be able to go north for five miles. Then, we'll find him.

So they went north.

Searching song: link

Roger: *Walking in front*
Anthony: *Looking at maps*
Nikki: *Following both stallions*
Roger: Water?
Nikki: *Throws water bottle to Roger
Roger: *Catches water bottle* Nice throw.
Nikki: How much longer of this search? I'm supposed to be enjoying my vacation, but I'm with you, going on a wild goose...

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Awesome poney pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor

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The seconde Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bob, and Jerry were watching the football game on TV. The Fillydelphia Eagles were going against the St. Foalis Rams.

Jerry: This oughta be an interesting game.
Bob: Personally, I think St. Foalis is good with baseball, but not football.
Jerry: Hey, everypony has their own opinion.
Bob: Can I ask toi a question?
Jerry: Yeah, but make it quick. I wanna watch the game.
Bob: I'm kind of surprised that toi wanted to meet up at a zoo, because you're a fan of sports. I thought we'd meet up at a ballpark, ou something like that.
Jerry: As much as I like sports, I thought the zoo would be a good spot...

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magnum Force Part 14

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Lieutenant Briggs was walking down a hallway in police headquarters. The captain was following him.

Briggs: *Opens door to doctor's office*
Doctor: Hello toi two, what can I help toi with?
Briggs: We wanna talk to Harry. How is he?
Doctor: Well, I could open up his wound, and let his brains go all over your hooves.
Captain: Alright now, we don't need a doctor with that kind of attitude.
Doctor: Sorry captain.
Harry: *Looks up at Briggs*
Briggs: It was supposed to be a simple arrest. However, toi decided to get reckless, kill Frank, and his entire gang.
Harry: You're blaming me for all the murders?...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Episode 8 part 2/2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, we killed some people holding Princess Cadence hostage. Shortly after arc en ciel Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do toi know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want toi to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go par the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's...