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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At a plage alongside San Franciscolt, there was a bar. At that bar, some ponies would play a game, where they would try to catch a scorpion, under a glass, after drinking bière in it.

Con: *sees scorpion*
crowd: He seems good so far
Con: *drinks beer*
waiter: Damn, that was quick
Con: *gets scorpion in glass*
crowd: YEAH!!!!!!!
news reporter: We interrupt our program of films at 3 to bring toi important news. There was an attack on the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot.
Con: I have to go

Four hours later, at P's house.

P: *looks around*
??: *sitting*
P: Where the fuck have toi been?
??: Enjoying death.
P: *turns on lights*
??: 0007 reporting for duty.
P: Why didn't toi call me after a week of suviving a shot, and fall?
Con: toi don't care for me, why should I have called?
P: Because I do care for you.
Con: Then why did toi do what toi did? Take the shot now?
P: I didn't want that manifest being lost.
Con: I was doing my job! One plus punch, and he would be dead.
P: Whatever. We need toi back.
Con: Do you?
P: Ja!! Now tomorrow, toi have to take a test for reentering the CIE. Take it seriously.
Con: Whatever *drinking beer*
P: And stop jouer la comédie like an alcoholic.

2morrow

Parcival: *driving to HQ*
Con: How is the rebuilding going?
Parcival: Not too bad. I just can't get over meeting you, the legendary 0007 for the first time.
Con: There's a first time for everything.

at the headquarters, Con had to take several tests in order to become an agent again for the CIE.

Here's how one of them went.

unicorn: I'm going to say some words. When I do, I want toi to say whatever pops into your mind. Ready?
Con: Sure.
unicorn: Corn
Con: Whatever pops into your mind.
unicorn: Card
Con: game
unicorn: White
Con: Paint
unicorn: Black
Con: Ni***r
unicorn: Car
Con: Getaway
unicorn: Triple
Con: Oh seven
unicorn: Slycall
P: *watching*
Parcival: Why isn't he saying anything?
unicorn: Slycall
Con: Finished *Walks away*

2 B continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Tom Foolery
Tom Foolery
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are toi called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then toi would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it.
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a beautiful jour in Equestria. arc en ciel Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks toi two for helping out at my farm.
Rainbow Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if toi get it on you, toi can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised toi didn't wear that farming outfit toi made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel Botique

Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Nikki's engine for the work train
Nikki's engine for the work train
When Nikki, and Michael got to the station, they saw engine 2467 coupled up to a work train.

Worker: salut Nikki, welcome back.
Nikki: Thanks.
Michael: Get going toi two.
Worker: Okay. Get in the engine Nikki. I got her warmed up for you.
Nikki: I hope so, because it's cold. *Climbs into engine*
Workers: *Getting into train*
Nikki: *Waiting to go*
Worker 52: All aboard.
Nikki: *Drives train*
Worker 34: Okay, the tunnel is about 12 miles away. It'll take us a while to get there, so sit back, and relax.
Nikki: *Driving train* How nice, and smooth the tracks feel. I gotta thank Ryan suivant time I see...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Ryan From Seanthehedgehog

And introducing Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 61

Back To Work

Date: January 2, 1957...
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THE suivant DAY:

Saten was seen in a local bar.
Saten: *pounds counter* WERE'S MY DRINK!?
Bartender: Sir. toi haven't oldered one yet.
Saten: Oh, right.. Give me.. Hell, what's the strongest alcohol toi got?
Bartender: I don't know.. Whiskey.
Saten: Great.. I'll have the Rum.
Bartender: If toi say so.
Suddenly Derpy ran in.
Derpy: Saten! Saten!. I have great news.. Someone asked me out.
Saten: Oh.. Did they now.
Derpy: Yeah. He somehow has gotten his hooves on tickets to the grand galloping gala, tomarrow..
Saten: That's tomarrow!?
Derpy: Yeah.. Crazy huh?
Saten: Oh well. I'm happy for you.
Derpy: *sadly* If...
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My name is érable Syrup.

I'm married to Buttered Pancake and our daughter Gummy ours is just the cutest little filly you've ever seen.

But this is our big trip.

Gummy has never been in the car this long. She woke up early of the jour we went sad was jumping around wildly. She kept chanting, "Wisconsin! Wisconsin! Wisconsin! Wisconsin!" Over and over again. Me and Buttered just rolled our eyes. It was a very long car trip, but because I was "crabby" Buttered drove the way and back. Anyway, when we got here, Gummy was just amazed. Giant clock! Stuffed animals! Sweets! Tattoos! Store! Her eyes just...
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Sweetie now realised that Rarity was never trying to outshine her. She was just buying time, till Sweetie Belle arrived. IF she arrived.


Rarity: Ooh... Sapphire Shores is such a big étoile, star and such a stickler for details. What if everything's not perfect enough?... Oh, buck up, Rarity, stop this foolishness. You've done your best and left nothing to chance! All that's needed now is a good night's rest.


Wait.. Stop the train.
Like in The Incredibles, when he stops the train because of his super strangth.
But anyway.
Did she just say "buck it?".
I believe she did.
I took that from the original script....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a beautiful jour in Equestria. arc en ciel Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks toi two for helping out at my farm.
Rainbow Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if toi get it on you, toi can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised toi didn't wear that farming outfit toi made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel Botique

Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Michael
Michael
It was a beautiful jour in Equestria. A quarry opened, and all the ponies that worked there were stallions. They would collect stone, to make statues, buildings, sidewalks, and many other things.

One day, arc en ciel Dash met with Celestia at her cloudhouse.

Celestia: The quarry needs a pegasus to help out for a few days. The manager, and I agreed that toi would be the best option. I will find others to take over your work until toi get back.
Rainbow Dash: I won't let toi down. *Flies to the quarry*

By the time she arrived, arc en ciel Dash met an earth poney named Michael. He was not happy to meet Rainbow...
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posted by Canada24
Again this takes place joining an episode..
The pomme Cider one..
By the way? Anyone ever drank pomme cider... Is it good!?
Because I never had it.
I'll try to involve Windwaker's character if I can..
......................................................................................................

Pinkie came out of her tent, with her hair even crazier then usual.
Fluttershy: Oh, Gose, Pinkie. I l’amour your new style.
Rainbow: Who are these ponies!?
Pinkie: Isn't this great? I couldn't sleep last night 'cause I was so excited about cider season, and I had this brilliant idea to come down here and...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
What if Princess'es and Prince's mind would be taked over par Insanity? The thing that happend here... In Equestria...

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The Great Equestrian War
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Episode 1
"The Start"
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GEA COMMAND LOG [Build 31641143]
//>Connecting to 525:632:0:1
//>
//>Connected
//>Installing File XHaCK.exe
//>
//>Instaled
//>ERROR NO 633
//>Alert Missels has been shot at - Canterlot





??? - Lets begin... the War...




At The Same Time...

Ponyville


Twilight - I dont think so...
Spike - Come on!
Dan - Its not that hard...
Twilight - mmm... ok... *cast spell and change wood into oreiller at same time Canterlot exploded*...
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posted by IrisTheHedgehog
It a warm jour in the village.
Ollie watched CherryBomb and petit gâteau, cupcake put cherries on the cupcakes for Ms.Sugarcane."You guys aren't putting them on right-"Ollie replaced them and walked off the two Sisters looked confused but kept placing down cherries.
She flapped her wings watching to fillies playing ball,*Gaaasp*"Put your hooves this way!"She usually didn't care about sports...
The fillies watched Ollie walk away.
*Later that night*Time for sleep..*wait the closets not closed and I didn't brush off my covers!*"Maybe I should tell Nurse Lighty to Help me with my OCD....."
THE END.
Theme song:
My Little Future!
My Little Future!
Aaaaaaaaaah...
My Little Future!
I used to wonder what l’espace had in store!
My Little Future
Until toi all took me and my hooves felt sore!
Big adventure!
Loads of aliens? But...AAAAAAAAH!!!!!
A beautiful star...
FUTURE APPLES!
*squealing* *starts screaming*
Fluttershy is scared
But we just don't care!
*Fluttershy screams*
Yeah, My Little Future!
Do toi know that l’espace is a dangerous place?

Twilight Sparkle is lire a book, and this is what it says:


"The last time the moon was there, it ended sadly. Princess Celestia--"
Twilight closed the book, and ran to her house....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a spin off of my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. It takes place between Discorded, and The Great Escape.

Theme song: link

Twilight's Student

For a long time, Twilight Sparkle has been evil, and has been working for a human scientist named Dr. Robotnik. He came from a world far away called Mobius.

Together, they created an army of Changelings, Griffons, and human soldiers known as Nazis.

After arresting Sean the hedgehog, arc en ciel Dash, Princess Celestia, and a group of other ponies, Twilight Sparkle was sent to Russia, to kill a Russian general.

However, as Twilight was doing this, she...
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