My Little Poney Article: A l’amour Story: Part 1

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posted by applejackrocks1

It was 5:00 in the morning, everypony was sleeping. BUT, Applejack, who is a hard worker, was already showered and working on feeding the animals. She fed the Chickens, geese, turkeys, Parrots, cows, pigs, ducks, and of course, her pet Winona. She yawned as she head back into the House. She looked around, wondering what to feed her family...

Applejack: Hmmm....OH! I GOT IT!

Little Applebloom walked slowly into the kitchen...

AB: Sis? What are toi doing up so early?
Applejack: Just making breakfast, that's it...*grabs eggs*
AB: OH! Can we have bacon??!
Applejack: Sorry sis, we don't have enough money to buy bacon
AB: *sigh* Fine...

After the pomme Family ate, cidre fort, applejack walked outside the grange and started to buck apples. She started to sneeze as she wiped the sweat off her forehead.

Applejack: *coughs* Oh crud...I think I'm getting sick...
Big Mac: *walks suivant to AJ* Sis, toi feeling Okay?
Applejack: Yes, of course, why wouldn't I be okay?
Big Mac: *nods* (Walks off)
Applejack: *sneezes* Ugh.....

It suddenly started to rain...Granny Smith yelled out from the grange "Sugarcube! I think it's better to be inside the house!"...

Applejack: It's okay Granny Smith! Am perfectly fine.
GS: Ya'll sure?
Applejack: Eeyup. *buck a tree, causing 8 apples to fall*
GS: If y'all say so. *goes back to bed*
Applejack: Oh no...I forgot...I gotta go buy a new broom...

cidre fort, applejack stretched her hooves and sneezed again. It started to rain hail. cidre fort, applejack layed a scarf on her neck. She started to walk slowly, being pulled back par the wind. After 20 minutes of walking she finally reached ponyville. There was nopony in sight...

Applejack: Great Just great. *looks around* Maybe Zecora could lend me her broom......It'll be easy...*sneezes*

Applejack's nose turned red. She shivered as she walked through the Everfree forest...She looked around....She coughed over and over..As she looked to her right side she saw a timber loup staring at her. "Oh no..." She thought. Before toi could say "Sugarcube corner", the timber loup was already chasing AJ. cidre fort, applejack galloped around the forest, without knowing where was she going. She got dizzy. Everything in sight turned black. She blacked out.

To be continued...

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NocturnalMirage Oh, cool, I look forward to find out what happened to AJ! :)

Seanthehedgehog Awesome!

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Quantum Of Solace Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

P was calling Con on his phone

Con: *Answers call*
P: toi had to kill him. toi couldn't have just brought him in?
Con: I don't give a fuck about that.
P: Well toi better if toi want to keep your job.
Mr. Foust: Sir, we have info on Frank.
Con: What's going on?
P: We just got info on a poney named Frank. He's with four other ponies, and they're all wearing black fedoras.
Con: Where are they?
P: Sydney Australia. They're at a play, and I think we all know which building that it's in.
Con: Who doesn't?

Con had to go to the opera house in Sydney Australia.

Con: *In backstage area*
P: toi know what you're...

The Racer 2 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Victor & JJ had a brand new Flam Wrestler that was modified with 600 horsepower. They were about to see how fast it could go on a straight stretch of road.

Victor: *Revs the engine* Alright, toi ready?
JJ: As ready as I'll ever be!
Victor: Here goes nothing! *Floors it, and quickly goes over 70 miles an hour*
JJ: This is really fast!
Victor: Yeah, but we're losing traction whenever we switch gears! *Shifts into 3rd, and starts to swerve* This is not working well!! *Loses control, and stops in a ditch*

It quickly got dusty inside the car.

JJ: *Coughs twice*
VIctor: *Slams his hoof on the dashboard*...

Rarity (Legend of Everfree)

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Light Bringer

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New Era : Reborn Episode 9

posted by SomeoneButNoone

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Dan - I know that Hooffman is dead but I need toi to do something.
Ghost - Soldiers don't cry. And we can get revenge on GlobeX and get pleased.
Dan - Great. I need toi to go back to the base toi used thanathos in. They are about to launch an Nuclear missile into Canterlot. toi HAVE to stop them.
Ghost - Got it sir.

- - - -
Siberia - Russia.
GlobeX Arizone.
Hour 1932
Operation Codename : "Jet Fuel"

-----

Ghost - Jump jump jump!
Hardscope - *parachute down* All here?
Blaze - Aye. Let's move.
Ghost - This place is awfully cle-
GlobeX - *shoot at them*
Ghost - Ambush!
-23rd of May-
Hardscope - Mother... *throw...

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And So it Begins

added by Jade_23

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Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 15

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Adrenaline soon returned to Don Castalini's house with Larry in the beetle.

Larry: *Sees three black El Doritos parked in front of Don Castalini's house* Well it looks like we got some company.
Adrenaline: Guess we should be prepared for something.
Larry: Yeah, it looks like the Don has another job for us, with several plus ponies in our gang.
Adrenaline: Sounds like fun.

But as they got out of the car, a poney in the house shot at them with a Tommygun

Larry: *Taking cover behind the fence* What is this?!!?
Scaletta Pony: We have your boss! Come in with your hooves up!
Larry: Usually, it's come...

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The first Shadowknight. Episode 2

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 2
Exploration of Power.

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Queen - Welcome to the Heroes tourna-

*preparing room*
Shadowknight - *looks at hoofs*
Pearl - Don't worry however you'll do I will be proud.
Shadowknight - Hehe... (Hearing it from child's mouth feels weird)
Pearl - salut I know his weakness!
Shadowknight - Hm?
Pearl - When he lunge he is making and opening in center of his body, if toi hit it book he is down and toi win yaaay!
Shadowknight - I can exploit that...

-arena-

Angel - At last.
Shadowknight - Tch...
Emerald - Don't kill him...
Angel - I'll try.
Shadowknight - You'll be the one dying today *grabs sword*
...
...
...
Queen...

MLP Crossover

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The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 3 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At a Freedom Fighter base.

Freedom Fighters: *Working on computers, and organizing paperwork*
Sally Acorn: *Inspecting the base*
Freedom Fighter: *Walks over to her* Princess Sally, I regret to inform toi that Eggman keeps attacking more, and plus of our bases.
Sally Acorn: We're not making much progress.
Freedom Fighter: And I have plus bad news. Sonic is still prisoner on Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht.
Sally Acorn: We must save him immediately.
Freedom Fighter 72: General, Doctor Eggman has appeared on my screen.
Freedom Fighter 55: He's on mine too!
Freedom Fighter: *Looks around*...

Awesome poney pics

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Awesome poney pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: (facebook, joyreactor)

Gran Turismo Episode 1 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

My OC Larry Wilcox stars as the main character, Tim Miller

Map to the town of Gran Turismo: link

Gran Turismo. A city full of wealth, and ponies that l’amour cars. Most of these ponies are either illegal rue racers, ou cops. This is based off of the Gran Turismo video games, when toi go online, there are these lobbies where people play as cops.

Now if toi take a look at the map, toi will see blue squares. Those are police stations.

Red squares are feu departments, and white squares are hospitals.

Yellow triangles are autoshops. The one with the red center is Local Consideration, populaire for it's high quality parts at a fair price.

The brown lines are...

CHiPs 2 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jon, and Frank were riding back to Canterlot Highway Patrol headquarters.

Frank: I've been waiting three days for that car man!
Jon: Ponch, relax. You're going to get it tomorrow.
Frank: That's too far away for me. If that car was a mare, it would be Kate Upton.
Jon: toi l’amour it that much?
Frank: Yes. I can't wait to drive it.
Jon: *Looks ahead of him* Let's just hope toi don't drive like those ponies in front of us.

An accident occurred. A mustang crashed into a green SUV.

Jon & Frank: *Stop on the side of the road, suivant to a blue Alfa Romeo convertible*
Frank: What happened here?
Molly:...

Saten Twist: S3E2 part 6

posted by Canada24

AppleBloom: Dosen't it feel like this idea has been used in a mature themed fanpop role play?... One that uses swears and unshown sex, every 2 minutes.

Scootaloo: (sarcastically) Sure.. suivant your say the role play has Saten Twist marry AppleJack.. When she directly told us, she had written 2 restraining orders after their ONE date.

SweetieBelle: Weirder things have happened.. There's a story about me sleeping with Rarity.

Scootaloo: Jeeze, what is wrong with pe-

Diamond Tiara: So, do toi three just sit around here plotting out different ways to try and get your cutie marks?

Apple Bloom: Actually......

Grand Theft Ponies 3 Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Fillydelphia gang was talking with each other in a building in Oatland.

Fillydelphia poney 93: Those Mexicans have been fighting with Case Cracker's gang.
Fillydelphia poney 15: And our attack on Case wasn't successful. What do we do?
Michael: We try again. Only this time, we succeed.

Next jour

Gordon: *Wakes up* 5 AM. I usually wake up at 6, but whatever.
Case Cracker: *stays asleep at home*
Gordon: *Starts lifting weights*
Case Cracker: *Gets up a couple hours later*
Jim: *Calling Case Cracker*
Case Cracker: *Picks up* Hello.
Jim: We have a problem Case! Call Gordon, and Sam, and tell them to get...

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Saten Twist adventures: S3E1 part 6

posted by Canada24

Master Sword: There toi are! My suit has vanished and this was the only thing left in my closet! How do I look?

Derpy: Like a million bits!

Mayor Mare: But I also see so many ponies from all trots of life, brought together par love. Cranky searched all across this great land of ours to find Matilda, and no matter what obstacles kept them apart, l’amour would finally bring them together, just as it has brought all of us together now. It's remarkable to me how a story like Cranky's chercher for Matilda could fill this room with such a unique collection of ponies! It makes toi realize that everybody is...

Discord

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On The Block Episode 16 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic arc en ciel as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Bryan was with two royal guards somewhere in Canterlot. They were meeting with three Mexican ponies.

Mexican Pony: You're late.
Bryan: All the matters is the fact that I'm here. The point being... Luna tells me toi have a repository of antic equipment.
Mexican Pony: So what is...

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Awesome poney pics

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Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart