My Little Poney Article: It's a mad mad mad mad world part 4

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

We left off on the start of the race.

Twilight: Man drive faster!
Spike: I can't. It's bad enough I need stilts to hit the pedals, I don't wanna wreck this car.

Sean: What do toi see on the map?
arc en ciel Dash: Are we at the Golden Neigh bridge?
Sean: No, that's in San Franciscolt.
arc en ciel Dash: What about the Fillyin wall?
Sean: That's in Europe!

Pinkie Pie: Mirage is blocking us.
Fluttershy: Well let's try to block off Spike.

Cop 13: All units. The cars involved are a Corvette, a Hoofington Belvedere, a Vriendscoupe Sportsedan, and a Fillys Equestricar.

Twilight: We're the ones in the Sportsedan, and we're in last!
Spike: I can't get them on the turns.
Rarity: Oh no!
Spike: What is it?
Rarity: DIIIIIIRT!!
Twilight: Man it's just a dirt road!

Sean: Here, toi drive, I'll look at the map.
arc en ciel Dash: *takes wheel*
Sean: Aha! I see it.

Mirage: What is going on with those two?

Pinkie Pie: Go faster!
Fluttershy: But my car can't go over 60.
Pinkie Pie: Then we need an airplane!

Sean: When we get there. We're going to live a wonderful life.
Twilight: Man déplacer out of the way!
Sean: Hold that thought. *rams Spike's car*
Spike: aahhh! *stops*
Twilight: The nerve of that hedgehog.
Mirage: *crashes into Spike*
Twilight: Man what we're toi thinking?!
Mirage: That toi we're being stuck up, and shouldn't be in this.
Twilight: How dare you!
Spike: Clearly it was an accident, so why don't we go get help?
Twilight: Both of the cars are damaged!
Rarity: Hold on, there's a bicycle. One of toi will have to ride it.
Twilight: He hit us, he should ride it.
Mirage: Whatever. *grabs bike* Wait a minute. This is a bike for a filly!
Spike: Just get help!
Mirage: *spray paints bike*
Twilight: What are toi doing?!
Mirage: Repainting. I shall have it, in a cobalt kind of blue.
Twilight: What?
Spike: Cobalt is a dark blue
Twilight: shut up.
Mirage: Ok here we go *rides off*
Spike: Wait a minute, we're near an airport.
Twilight: I hate flying!
Spike: But you're an alicorn. Stop being wimpy like Fluttershy, and let's go.
Twilight: toi two go, I'll get Shining Armor to help me.

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Magical Mystery Cure

added by tinkerbell66799

Source: My Little poney

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Dump, Dump, Dump

added by shadirby

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Magic and Friendship Chapter 1

posted by Magicalgirl12

Once upon a time there lived a poney named Trixie. Trixie was a montrer off and she act to everyone that she was the best at magic plus than any other unicorn. She treated everybody in ponyville horrible. When they saw Twilight Sparkle put the Ursa Major's' baby back in the cave with her powerful magic. They were all amazed. When that happened they started making fun of Trixie. Trixie couldn't take any plus of it and she ran far away from ponyville. She ran and ran. She was getting hungry and thirsty. She needed some nourriture and some water. She walked to a small poney village. She could hardly walk...

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Rarest of Them All: Chapter 1: Nightmares

posted by MinervaHoot

AUTHOR NOTE Hey everypony! Ive finally written the Grimdark story i promised you. There will be some cupcakes shoutouts, so if toi haven't read Cupcakes, please do. commentaires will be very much appreciated!
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Rainbow Dash's body was found in the Sugarcube Corner's basement par the Cakes. Most of the organs were missing, the wings had been torn off, and the face and cutiemark had been cut off. The Royal Guards were alerted and Pinkie was caught and imprisoned. Even though Pinkie a dit she was sorry, her expression a dit a different story. A week after...

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Of Cutie Marks and Curses: Chapter 2: Poisoned pomme

posted by MinervaHoot

Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the précédant installment, its based on creepypastas, plus specifically Jeff the Killer. Please commentaire and stuff.
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Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a canapé she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...

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Leaked My Little poney Friendship is magic extended introduction lyrics.

posted by eeveegirl95

My Little Pony,
My Little poney ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until toi all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies toi opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until toi all shared its magic with me.
When danger...

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Finally! Sweetie Belle's magic!

added by tinkerbell66799

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My Little poney Mafias Are Dangerous episode 1 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done par Disneyfan333

Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done by Disneyfan333

Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No poney can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead par arc en ciel Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead par a poney named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead par Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead par John who somehow survived being killed par a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead par an alicorn named Fuku,...

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Ponies RULE!

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Tomorrow Always Dies part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The famous spy of the Central Intelligence Of Equestria has returned!

The story begins at a Mexican airbase.

P: What do toi see?
Con: Other then rain, and explosive weapons from communists?
P: Ach. plus serious then I thought.
S: Hang on, there's a poney there that looks familiar.
P: Yeah, isn't that Snails?
Con: I see him too.
Snails: Get all these weapons to our base in Las Pegasus as soon as possible!
Mexican pony98: Yes sir.
Con: We have to get rid of those weapons *shoots nuclear missile*
Moneybit: What the fuck is he doing?
P: His job.
mexicans: *shoot at Con*
Con: *kills three mexicans*
S: Con,...

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The last solstice - Chapter 9: Doubts

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 9: Doubts

The process is very slow, like cruising out of a dark tunnel. First, he hears muffled sounds. Everything’s quieted down. There’s no sign of battle. Then he can form coherent thoughts. The air is weird… stuffy, yet somehow refreshing at the same time. It’s quite ambivalent. Strange wafts are trying to get near his mind. The smell billows around his awakening consciousness. Is that… perfume?

The symbolic light at the end of the tunnel grows brighter, as the fog starts to break up. The stallion attempts to collect his thoughts. His heavy eyelids open...

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The New Era... PART 11

posted by SomeoneButNoone

On Battlefield (ok plus on west from battlefield I can say on battlefield camp)
Dan : Ok Anyone dont have they tent?
NightFire - I dont
FireDash - I dont
TearDrop - I dont
Cherry - I dont
Tulip - I dont
Shadow - I dont
Dan - *facehoof* uhhh my bad Ok well Shadow Me NightFire FireDash and TearDrop in this tent *points at big tent* cerise and Tulip... congratulations toi have your own tent that last *points at small tent*
In Boys (and TearDrop) Tent
Shadow - *drink beer*
NightFire - *talk with TearDrop*
FireDash - *to Dan* soo is only taining yes?
Dan - yes... OK Fuck it I lied Is War What toi gonna do
FireDash...

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The Succubus pt.1

posted by mariofan14

*So sorry I've never made any major appearances around this club for a while now. I hope to make it up with this story, though. Enjoy.*

It was a great jour in the Crystal Empire, and all the citizens that gleamed brightly there were having a good day. Yes, they too had their own errands to attend to, but they were still having a good time. par day, they would be filled with energy. par night, they would be fast asleep. But there would be one creepy night for their prince, Shining Armour, because something's going to get him.

One day, when he was making a trip around the castle, he accidentally bumped...

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 2 part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I was relaxing when Dan came to me.

Sean: What is it?
Dan: Come with me.
Sean: Ok *follows Dan*
Dan: toi shall work with arc en ciel Dash on a special assignment.
Sean: what is it?
Dan: N2O has just been invented, and I want toi two to steal some for the cars of everypony that works here.
Sean: Alright, let's do this.
Rainbow Dash: I'm with toi all the way.

So the two of us went toward a boutique that sold Nitrous for cars.

Rainbow Dash: Alright, toi steal the nitrous, I'll cover you.
Sean: Sounds good. *walks inside*
Rainbow Dash: *looks for enemies*
Sean: Got it let's go.
Rainbow Dash: *opens door*
Sean:...

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Beyond the Trees of the Everfree ch. 6 prt. 2 Pintail's fight

posted by Dragon4322

Pintail behind armoured car

As Scootaloo went towards the house, General Sky Night motioned for Green Flame to go to the side of the house and enter through the broken window.
Then Night signaled Scootaloo to go to the right and break open the door in the back. ,"I'll wait behind the car sir" Pin Tail told Sky. ,"alright but be ready" the general whispered to Pin.
As the two took their positions and. Began entering, Scootaloo broke the door with a loud bang causing the insane poney in the seconde story to take out his heavy machine gun and open feu at the armored car.
Bullets hit the car alerting the ponies inside to déplacer the tourelle and return fire. Pin Tail got out his bolt-action fusil, carabine and pulled back the bolt then pressed it back in and fired a shot near the window frame missing the enemy gun par a few feet.

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Beyond the Trees of the Everfree ch. 5 Scootaloo's midnight escape

posted by Dragon4322

Rainbow Dash in corner

"Well I think I am going to enjoy going to sleep" arc en ciel Dash says to Scootaloo. "Ha, yeah" the orange filly says to her sister. "And! .....if toi get out of lit I'll know!" The Cyan Pegasus a dit with a stern look on her face.

"Me?? ...no Dash, I won't" Scoots replied. As both of them went to sleep in seperate rooms, Scootaloo still had one eye open. As she listened to make sure her arc en ciel sis. Was asleep. She carefully pulled off the blankets and made an effort to be as quiet as possible.

The little Pegasus filly was walking down the hall silently passed her sister's bedroom. She came...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Yes I did make a title screen! :D

Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the précédant H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.

Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them." Then she flew off. While doing so arc en ciel Dash appeared,...

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Of Cutie Marks and Curses: Chapter 1: Drawing Destiny

posted by MinervaHoot

This isnt THE fanfic ive been planning. Its just something that popped into my mind after lire creepypastas. If I get enough good reviews, ill continue it. Any feedback would be massively appreciated. No descriptive gore.

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I quietly galloped into the boutique, only to see my little sister, Sweetie Belle, sprawled on the floor, sobbing her lit eyes out. Surrounding her were multiple papers emblazed with drawings and doodles. To her left was a box of crayons.
"What's wrong, Sweetie? I thought you'd be with your friends."
She turned to stare at me.
"I was, but then Scootaloo went to help...

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Discord Conquers Equestria(Prologue)

posted by xFluttershyx

Discord chuckled. "With Celestia out of the way, I can finally claim what's rightfully mine." He stood in the center of what used to be Ponyville and admired his handiwork. He chuckled evilly. "Aw, all this beautiful chaos." He made a glass magically appear, grabbed a chocolat rain cloud, squeezed it, and chocolat lait came into the glass. As he threw the nuage to the ground, he took a sip from the glass.

-Meanwhile, In the Canterlot Maze-
You are trapped in the maze! Discord has taken away your horn and/or wings. toi need to find your way out, find Twilight and her friends, get them harmonized again, and stop Discord ou else Equestria shall remain in chaos forever!