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The last solstice

Chapter 1: New recruit

What the foins, hay am I even doing here? the thought passes through the stallion’s mind. He’s alone, in a large room. The sunrays shine through the gothique windows, bathing the sparkling marble floor in lightness, while the ceiling remains in the shadows, for it’s so up high. The royal blue stallion looks around the premise for the hundredth time. The atmosphere is formal but friendly. Four leather couches. A table, tableau in the middle. Fresh flowers. And deadly calmness. The thick walls of Canterlot château snuff out every noise coming from the outside. It’s so quiet in the room, that it’s annoying. The stallion paces around anxiously. He’s been here for two hours.

Maybe I should go home… the thought emerges in the stallion’s brain. It’s a tempting offer, yet he stays. Not just because Shining Armor asked him to be here 9 AM sharp. Not just because he figured it would be wise to do what the captain of the Royal Guard asks. But, the cobalt stallion knows he has to be here. Right here. Right now.

There’s no coincidence. Everything happens for a reason, he always reminds himself. Yet, his angst becomes plus overwhelming par every minute. It’s getting hotter in the room, as the Sun slowly makes its way to its zenith. The silence is maddening. The first drops of sweat appear on the stallion’s forehead. A secretary poney pokes her head out the door all of a sudden.

“Nocturnal Mirage?” she calls out.

The cobalt stallion winces par this unexpected sound. He nods his head.

“Captain Shining Armor is ready for toi now.” the secretary chirps like a skylark.

The dark blue stallion trots into the office to face the Crystal Prince. Mirage greets him, the captain nods, and signals him to take a seat. Before the conversation starts, the white unicorn looks Mirage up and down.

Hmm, interesting color scheme… strange cutie mark too… Shining thinks. Green eyes, black mane and tail with dark purple layers, black feet and royal blue coat, a cutie mark of a vortex with an eye in the middle. That’s Mirage from the outside. His eye déplacer about nervously as the Captain silently, but quite obviously measures him.

“So, you’re Nocturnal Mirage, huh? You’re not from around here, are you?” Shining eventually breaks the awkward silence.

“That is correct Sir. I come from Eastern Equestria.” Mirage réponses in a formal manner.

“I see. Well, I have your file here and it says a few interesting things, like your mother was a unicorn. And yet you’re an earth pony…” The Crystal Prince declares and points at a pile of paper on his desk.

“Yes Sir. But with all due respect... if my family is not part of the reason of me being here, I rather wish not to talk about it… Sir.” the royal blue poney stammers.

Shining pierces his eyes into Mirage’s, but he endures the glare.

“Okay, okay, take it easy! “Shining says, and extends his arms. “Now, let me cut to the case… As toi may know, there’s been a massive changeling attack on our Western border in the récent past. We have unveiled several changeling platoons, trying to blend in with the populists and infiltrate our country.”

“You’re probably asking what all this has to do anything with you?” The Captain continues after a short pause. “Our military is simply not enough to repel those bugs, so I am forming a squadron of Royal Guards to act as reinforcements at the border. But, this creates a great shortage of Royal Guard material here, so I’ve decided to recruit from the civil sector.”

“I understand, Sir. But let me state, that I’m not a typical fighter.” Mirage throws in quickly.

“Yes, I know. “Shining nods.” toi are needed in Canterlot. With many of the Royal Guards serving at the outposts, there are not enough ponies to attend the needs of the Princesses. Now… your file indicates that toi like the slow life nowadays. toi try to avoid confrontation par any means, but toi can fight if needed. Four years at the Crystal Army… Under General Deadlock… Uh, he’s tough, I’ve heard of him... Impressive. Being a night time guard at the Crystalline Embassy seems pretty boring after all of this.”

“I’ve managed to stop seven robberies in three years, Sir. I had my fun.” Mirage remarks quietly.

“Indeed toi have. That is why I would like to recruit toi to the strength of the Royal Guard on a temporary basis. Of course, toi will not be alone; there are many new promising recruits, such as yourself.” Shining requests.

“I’ll do it, Sir.” the cobalt earth poney réponses without hesitation. “The needs of Equestria come first.”

“Excellent. That’s the spirit!” the Captain smiles. “Now, here’s your contract, if toi could just sign right there…”

Mirage signs the paper, holding a quill in his mouth.

“Congratulations! toi are now officially in the employment of the country. Your payment is doubled during the time of your service. You’ll start tomorrow. Be here precisely at 7 AM. You’re dismissed!” Shining Armor instructs.

“Understood.” Mirage salutes and trots out of the office.

The white unicorn idles in front of his bureau for a couple of minutes. He winces, when a cyan blue magic aura opens the door.

“Your Majesty!” Shining bows before the alicorn.

“Shining Armor! There’s no need for that, my friend.” The Princess of the Night says on a soft voice.

“What is the meaning of your pleasant visit, your Highness?”

“I have come to ask toi about the new recruits. The situation is dire up there… she’s having another bad day… I cannot endure it… Have toi found somepony worthy?” Luna inquires.

“Yes, I understand the situation completely.” A wide grin expands on Shining’s face. “But, as a matter of fact, I think I have found somepony. My sense is telling me that he is the stallion for the job... He’s precise, punctual, vigilant and tight-lipped. Plus he has minor military expertees to speak of. He’ll be here tomorrow morning; toi may decide if he’s any good ou not. Perhaps toi could brief him yourself if you’d like, Princess.”

“But of course! Wouldn’t do otherwise. I’ll be here. Now, if you’d excuse me, I have a royal meeting in ten minutes… I hope you’re right about this one, Shining Armor. For the sake of all of us…” Luna réponses grimly and leaves the Captain’s office.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as olive
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

It has been an entire week since anypony got to work on any cars. However, Mr. Beddler had news that would put a smile on their faces.

Mr. Beddler: Who likes those musclecars from the 60's?
Edwina: Me!
Olive: I do!
Wheel Bearing: I think I speak for everypony when I say yes.
Gary: toi think toi speak for everypony?
Wheel Bearing: What? toi don't like musclecars?
Gary: It's not that,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This part is a parody of Jeopardy. Our cast is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game montrer wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Pleiades as Martha Stewart
and Mortomis as Ozzy Osborne

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I apologize to everyone watching this earlier before the commercial, and would like to assure toi that no plus rule 34 will be mentioned.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. We have Ozzy Osborne in seconde place with negative seventy...
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posted by BlackPetals
Hello again. This is my seconde article here this month, shortly following one about Luna becoming Nightmare Moon. I humbly ask that toi look at it. ^.^ (You will get all the hugz!) And this, like the 1,000 years one I made forever ago, is just an article of lyrics and moments. *Mwah*! Oh, yes. Bold print means it's both sisters.


I remember the nights we spent under city lights, this feelings got the best of me. We were floating along to the sounds of a dead end town, but now that's just a memory.

I remember the times me and Tia actually spent time together. The times when we could forget we...
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Twilight was greeting everybody. When suddenly AppleJack approached her.
Twilight: A.J. What a unexpected pleasure (hugs her)
AppleJack: Yes. I-
Derpy: *ends up banging into Twilight as well, and happily hugs her*
Twilight: *chuckles* Yes. Yes. Nice seeing toi too Derpy.
Derpy: *sees her wearing the dress from when she first became an alicorn* toi look pretty in that.
Twilight: Thanks.. Yours is nice too. *not sure what Derpy's dress should look like. Except for being then same shade of grey, as her fourrure ou whatever chevaux have.. I'm not good with that stuff. So shut up*
Derpy: par the way. toi ever...
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Soon, Hawkeye and Gordon got their trains onto Sherman Hill. They were still close to each other.

Gordon: *On the radio* Hey, can anypony hear me?
Orion: I hear you. What's up?
Gordon: I'm racing Hawkeye. There is no way he is going to beat me.
Orion: Wanna bet?
Gordon: toi gotta be kidding. I am winning the race, and I am way out in front. I told toi that there is no way Hawkeye will beat me. (Hawkeye is actually winning, but I can't let Orion know that.)
Orion: Pierce is a good engineer. He will find a way to beat toi in the race.
Gordon: Whatever. toi a dit toi wanted to make a wager?
Orion: Ah,...
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At CIE Headquarters

Con: Is P in his office?
Moneybit: Yeah, but he's a little busy.
Con: Alright. I heard he had a mission for me, and I decided to come down as soon as possible.
Moneybit: *Hears phone ring, and answers* Hello?
P: Let him in.
Moneybit: He'll see toi now Mr. Mane.
Con: Right. *Walks into office* Good morning sir.
P: Likewise Con. What do toi know about Discord?
Con: We've had a very long history. First, he tried to launch a bunch of missiles at Germany, and Mexico, to make it look like they were waging war against each other. Then, he killed my wife, half an heure after we got married....
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