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posted by mariofan14
*Bayonetta is my ponyfication off of the real video game character herself. I plan on doing a mini-series of different adventures she will encounter along the way. Some of these will include references to some fairy tales ou other populaire culture. I hope toi enjoy this, as well as finding the references! Plus, this first one won't be an adventure, but the future ones will be.*

It was a beautiful jour in the little town of Ponyville, where everyone was going about doing some errands as they usually do. Plenty of stallions come up to a few mares and try to communicate with them, but don't really get the attention they would like to have. Just then, a red mare in black clothing walked past the guys. They find her, follow her, and try to talk to her. One of them, in a sorta seducing tone, said, "How are you, my fine lady? Would toi like to come with me? There's plenty of things to do around this town." The mare, in a seducing tone, then said, "How amusing. Too bad toi aren't my type." The stallion said, "Are toi sure? toi kinda look bored. Am I right, Bayonetta?" The mare then said, "I'm going someplace. Leave me be." She then walks away.

Our heroine, namely Bayonetta, the red mare, then stumbles upon something of interest. A poster. It said:

Witness the power of magic!
Coming to Ponyville today!!!
Do NOT miss this at all!!!!!!!

"Sounds interesting," Bayonetta said, "maybe I can challenge this pony. If this one were to summon a 50-headed guard dog, I'd summon Malphas." (Malphas is a giant raven-like demon that has pecks so strong, it could destroy a mountain in a few seconds.)

Just then, a bang rung out into the sky. There were ponies of all ages grouped up to the big travelling wagon, and all of a sudden, a big blue streak made an arc over the wagon from one side to the other. Then, the curtains opened to reveal a green mare in purple robes, wearing fake black horns. She then said, "Welcome to the montrer of the Great and Powerful Mareficent! I, Mareficent, would be delighted to see some of the awe coming from your faces, because I shall be doing wondrous acts of magic!" She then proceeds to summon a few animaux from the point of her staff. (She's an earth poney with magic.)

She summoned a platypus, a timberwolf, and, what Bayonetta had thought, a 50-headed guard dog. It scared all of the crowd, but our red mare wasn't scared because she was used to seeing some scary stuff, mostly the demons she summons, such as Malphas, which she does summon. "AGRAA ORS!" she shouts, summoning the giant raven-like demon, which then hurdles towards the 50-headed beast, devouring it whole, then disappearing. Everyone, even Mareficent, had their jaws to the ground in awe. "Yes, I'm an earth pony," Bayonetta said, "and yes, I can do magic as well. At least without a stick."

That commentaire angered the green mare so much, she then ran towards the red mare and said, "HOW DARE toi SAY THAT ABOUT MY POWERS!!!" Even though she was inferior to Bayonetta, she said, "I challenge toi to a showdown here and now!" The red mare accepted, and five minutes later, there was a large magical battlefield prepared for the mares. Mareficent goes first with a giant icicle being thrown towards our heroine, but she dodges it and punches the icicle, breaking it to pieces. Next, Bayonetta then proceeds to use a giant black and purple hoof for a massive punch. Mareficent managed to dodge it and break the hoof in half. She then proceeds to summon a very nasty storm nuage that had many lightning bolts. In an effort to finish our heroine, she shoots all of the lightning bolts at once, but Bayonetta dodges one within a single hair's breadth, meaning she dodged the attack before she was hit at the very last second. All of a sudden, the entire environment slows down to a near halt. Bayonetta had activated Witch Time. Using it, she took apart the lightning bolts, turning them into nothing. Afterwards, she took Mareficent's staff out of her hoof. Suddenly, Witch Time ended.

"Gimme back my staff!" the green mare cried, only to see it get broken into two par Bayonetta. A short period of silence then occurred, then being broken par shouts of applause. The awestruck loser then said, "I don't believe it. I got beaten." "You did good yourself, too," Bayonetta said, "but you're too full of yourself."

Later on, our red mare was just about to go to sleep when all of a sudden, she hears a knock on the door. Opening it up, she saw the poney she recently beat. "I should say that toi really had me there at that battle," she said, "and I should probably apologize for what I was putting toi through it." "It's alright, ma'am," Bayonetta a dit with a smile. Mareficent also smiled and hugged the red mare. Afterwards, after the green mare left, our red mare went to sleep, unaware of the adventures she will encounter.

The end.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 3, 1960
Location: Hitchcock, Saskatchewan
Time: 8:03 AM
Railroad: Canadian Pacific

For a few days now, Metal Gloss has been working on the Canadian Pacific. She was having fun driving steam trains with Dike, and Highball.

Metal Gloss: *Stops the train in the yards*
Dike: *Blows the whistle for two seconds*
Highball: We've been working together really well.
Metal Gloss: I know. I l’amour it.
Douglas: *Arrives* Metal Gloss, how are things going?
Metal Gloss: Wonderful. I also wanted to thank toi for letting me live with you.
Douglas: My pleasure.
Dike: Why can't she sleep with one of...
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added by windwakerguy43
Source: MLP
posted by Seanthehedgehog
At Tom's house, Tom was with Master Sword

Tom: Hello everybody. For this episode, we don't have any bloopers for you.
Master Sword: Sad, I know. Tom, toi need to screw up plus when we film these episodes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Same to toi buddy.
Master Sword: So every time we film an episode without any bloopers, we improvise.
Tom: Sometimes, we'll montrer an extra skit, but other times, we like to create fake commercials, ou just give toi the facts.
Master Sword: Let's start with the facts.
Tom: Fact number 1, you're an idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No I'm not! Wait, what are we...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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After the party, everyone except Twilight, and Pinkie Pie left.

Twilight Sparkle: toi know Pinkie Pie, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
Pinkie Pie: Yes?
Twilight Sparkle: Since I've been a princess for two years now.. *Charges her magic*
Pinkie Pie: *Excited* Yes?!
Twilight Sparkle: I want your money!! *Uses her magic to throw Pinkie Pie into a wall. She runs away stealing all of the money from the cash register.*
Pinkie Pie: *Sad* Twilight?

Later in arc en ciel Dash's cloudhouse.

Sean: Why don't toi just put a ladder here for people that don't fly? toi didn't really have to carry me....
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Please note..

This isn't like my other stories that involve creepy pastas.

This one is fully serious.

But still contains brutal violence and swearing.
So don't read it, if your sensitive to that stuff.

The point of this story is montrer how it COULD of been written.

Instead of the twisted comedy it really was made into, with three brain dead fillies, and a horny psychopath.

This verison one has NO sex..

Sorry if toi were hoping for that.

But I'm not a friggin pervert.. :(

It's meant to be terrifying.

So, Be aware of that.

The story is inspired from Walking Dead NO SANCTUARY..

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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rue corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing suivant to Double Scoop*
Tom: plus ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands suivant to...
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(Warning! This liste contains swearing!)

Hello and welcome to another haut, retour au début list! Today, we're going over my haut, retour au début 5 least favori characters in fiction. Enjoy!

#5: Kohta and Yuka (Elfen Lied)

These two are probably the most annoying animé characters of all time. I understand that cousins marrying is normal in Japan, but eww! Also, even when facts are donné to Kohta about Lucy and how she can't control her murderous side, he completely ignores them. Also, Yuka a is crying b**ch who doesn't help at all.

#4: Most New 52 Heroes (DC)

I don't know what was going through DC's mind when they rebooted the unvierse,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.

Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did toi get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist:...
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Trixie finished one of her magic acts and was now leaving when suddenly Saten appeared out of seemingly nowhere, scaring her.

Trixie: (after calming down a bit) Saten? What toi doing here!?

Saten: I, I came to watch you.

Trixie: Saten, I been a magician for nearly ten years, toi NEVER come to watch me.

Saten: Yeah well... I, I really need to talk to you.

Trixie: Yeah well.. I'm not in the mood.. It's been a long day.. I just want to go accueil and take a bath.

Saten: I, I can walk toi home..

Trixie: No thanks.. I need the alone time.. (starts leaving).

Saten: But I have to know... Do toi still l’amour me!?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rue corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing suivant to Double Scoop*
Tom: plus ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands suivant to...
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 My Corvette
My Corvette
Halligan's convoy just entered Canterlot. I was following close behind in my Corvette.

Halligan: *Stops at the restaurant Nikki was at in the précédant part of this fanfic*
Nikki: *Walks to Halligan* Let me drive.
Halligan: Oh no. For safety reasons, new recruits can't-
Nikki: Let me drive!
Halligan: *Slides into the passenger seat*
Nikki: *Gets into the driver's seat*
Sean: *Waiting in his car, and sets a sticky bomb to explode in twenty seconds* There's only four trucks in the convoy. Let's hope this bomb blows them all up. *Opens the right window, and drives forward. He throws the sticky bomb...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: deviantart, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was watching plus television.

Master Sword: *Enters Saten Twist's house* You're still watching television?!
Saten Twist: They're still montrer that drought in Alicornia. I really don't see why thousands of ponies care about that state.
Master Sword: They make most of our produce.
Saten Twist: We live in Neigh Jersey. We make our own produce.
Master Sword: Point taken, but still. If that drought gets worse, it could come towards us.
Saten Twist: Bullshit. We'll make it go towards the Canadians. Nopony cares about them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're starting to act like...
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everyone knows how I feel about cupcakes.
I find it enjoyable.
And so.
It's obvious why Iwould make such a list..

#10: A NIGHTMARE:
It has one similarity to Rocket to Insanity, both have the fact that cupcakes was all a bad dream.
But not as tramatic as Rocket to Insanity..
Plus, it's Pinkie herself who has the nightmare..

#9: cupcakes COMIC:
It has the reactions of all the main six, after Celestia sents the book to Ponyville.
Pinkie herself is the first to read it. And becomes somewhat traumatized.
As do the others, except Dash didn't read it.
Everyone wants Dash NOT to read it, but he dose in the end....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Everypony started leaving Tom's house.

Tom: I hope toi enjoyed the video I showed you.
Master Sword: And if toi didn't, then f**k you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wait a minute, I almost forgot.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots sidewalk near Tom's hoof*
Tom & Master Sword: *Staring at each other* THE WARNER BROTHERS ASSASSIN!!!!
Saten Twist: I knew he was working for that FBI poney who came here in the black car.
Master Sword: That was Aina!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Oh. Well, I hope she gets killed par that assassin.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots ground par Saten...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor