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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con was at the airport about to make his way back to Canterlot when...

German pony23: *walks into airport*
Con: I'd like one ticket to Canterlot, Equestria.
german pony88: Sure.
German pony23: Con, come over here, quick!
Con: I have to go!
German pony88: But, your ticket!
Con: What is it?
German pony23: Fenix has gone missing, and his wife is beat up badly!
Con: Let's go then.

They arrived at Fenix's house

Con: Wait here, I'll be right back.
Roseluck: Con!
Con: Roseluck, what happened?
Roseluck: Some russians came here, and kidnapped Fenix, then brought his body back here.
Con: *spots body* There's a note.

He disagreed with something that ate him

Con: I think he's still breathing.
Roseluck: He's still alive? Oh thank celestia!
Con: I gotta go find those sick bastards that killed Fenix. Who was it?
Roseluck: Sanchez, and his ponies.
Con: Great, where are they now?

3 hours later at a bar near some water

Con: *rides bateau to bar*
Waiter: Hello sir, can I tie up your bateau for you?
Con: Sure. Is there somepony here named Rain Bouvier?
Waiter: Oh yeah, she's a blue pegasus with a arc en ciel mane. Can't be too hard to spot her.
Con: Right, thanks *walks into bar*

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Riding snowmobiles in the snow*

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* What you're asking for can't be accomplished. We don't have the right vehicles to stop those guys.

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Captain Jefferson: *Outside with a State Trooper pony* How soon will they arrive?
State Trooper Pony: As soon as we get enough money from our charity.
Captain Jefferson: That could take forever.
State Trooper Pony: Well you're gonna have to be patient!

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Mare: *Trapped in a car laying on it's side in snow* Help! I can't open my door!
Tim: Just sit tight! We'll get toi out!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
suivant jour at breifing, Captain Jefferson had a message.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it. He got away from us one time, we're not gonna let it happen again. That's all I got, any questions?
Tim: May I say something Captain?
Captain Jefferson: Go ahead, but make it quick.
Tim: *Goes to the front of the room* Now tomorrow, I'm making plans to extend my model railroad layout. Anypony interested in helping me out, go ahead, and say so.

Three ponies, along with Toby raised their hooves.

Tim: Okay....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The suivant day, Frank arrived in his Camaro.

Sargent Getraer: *Watching Harlan install a police radio into Frank's Camaro* So this is your car.
Frank: Yep. Dark silver paint, chrome mirrors, a supercharged engine-
Harlan: And a very expensive radio. Don't damage it.
Frank: Hey, come on Harlan. toi think I'd destroy any part of my car on purpose?
Harlan: No but, accident's do happen.
Jon: *Arrives* salut Ponch, toi finally got your car.
Harlan: Alright, let's check your radio. *Turns on the radio*
Jesse: Canterlot 15 7-Ian, in pursuit of the bank robbers. Did anyone hear anything about a bus being...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In part 2 of this episode Tom, Saten Twist, Master Sword, and Sean were playing Grand Theft Auto 5. They were having a race. The race was at the airport. The ramps went from the runway, over the airport, and ended midair above a highway. Then toi get on plus ramps that turn back to the airport, and after getting off the last one, toi have to land in the same spot that toi started the race to win.

Sean killed everyone once except for Master Sword, and was winning the race.

Sean: *Lands on the highway, and start going up plus ramps* Good thing there's only one lap to this race.
Master Sword: *Angry*...
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posted by mariofan14
I have donné out some wise sayings to toi people in the past. Hopefully they helped toi all become plus of a "human" person, not a "scumbag" person.

And so, for no specific reason whatsoever, I'll give toi all some wise sayings to help toi out some more, as well as myself. Just to let toi know, some of these are based on proverbs from the biblical Book of Proverbs.

Here is what I would like to say:

Bad people toi hang out with are a trap, waiting to capture toi at any donné moment.

Treasure what toi may be donné from people, be it object ou affection. Neither lasts as long as toi would think it...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Our last part of this episode, and we have two things for you. First up, Brony Of The Month.
Master Sword: For August 2015, it's Nickfurious94, a new guy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: With that out of the way, it's time for the bloopers we created while filming this episode.

Blooper song: link

Tom: Hello everypony, and- *Waits for Master Sword to cough*
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Do it again.

Take 2

Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: toi interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jim, Case Cracker, and Gordon were about to make their attack on the Rock Island Bikers, but first they needed to do something at an abandoned warehouse.

Jim: *Driving the van*
Gordon: Hey. When toi a dit abandoned warehouse, what did toi mean par that?
Jim: It's a place only I know about. Since toi two are going to see it, toi can't tell anypony else. Got it?
Gordon: Got it.
Case Cracker: Got it. Whats at this abandoned warehouse anyways?
Jim: A lot of guns, and ammunition. toi put those RIB uniforms on now. We want to fool them.
Case Cracker: Alright. *puts on uniform*
Gordon: *puts on uniform*...
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Rarity decided to go over to Saten's house, it's clear they would have a common interest, and as much as they don't always like each other, they should probably work together.

Inside Saten's house, probably trying to forget about what Rarity informed him, he was using a glass bong full of Marijuna while the begining lyrics of Black Greace par The Black anges was playing in the background.
(such a awesome song).

"God. This weed sucks. I'm gonna have ta talk to Master Sword about where he found it" Saten cried, disappointed in how non effective the drug is.

Suddenly there was a knock on his door....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
papillon went to see Andrew. They were both laying down in their beds suivant to each other.

Andrew: Did toi ask Louie about the escape?
Papillon: Yeah, he a dit he'd be joining us.
Andrew: That's great. When do we go?
Papillon: Tonight.
Andre: *Arrives* Did I hear toi two are planning to escape?
Papillon: Yeah.
Andre: May I rejoindre you?
Papillon: The plus the merrier.
Andrew: Yeah, you're in.
Andre: Great. I know the perfect time to escape, tomorrow night.
Papillon: Why not tonight?
Andre: A band is coming here tomorrow night. One of the guards told me about it.
Papillon: Good idea.
Andrew: And that way,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the San Franciscolt Federal Credit Union, where Pierce's wife works.

Pierce: They told me to let toi know about these bank robbers coming here on a train from LA.
Nikki: Are toi sure about it?
Pierce: Yes, I'm sure. It's on the news, the LAPD told us, and I got to wait at the train station with a bunch of other ponies.
Nikki: Do they know which station to go to?
Pierce: What are toi talking about?
Nikki: Will the train be going to the station here, ou in Oatland?
Pierce: I don't know.
Nikki: Is there anything toi do know about the train?
Pierce: It's from Amtrak. We saw some of the news footage,...
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The train finally arrived in Ponyville.
Almost instantly, Pinkie Pie was there to reach introduce herself.
She still knew the Rarity, Applejack, arc en ciel and Fluttershy back then. But the others never met each other yet.
Pinkie: Welcome to Ponyville.
Derpy: Wow.. Back in Fillydefia. We would of gotten robbed par now.
Saten: (shrugs unsurely).
Pinkie: Want me to give toi a tour?
Derpy: We.. We don't have any money.
Pinkie: (pets Derpy's head) Oh. toi don't silly, toi don't need money for this.
Derpy: Okay then.. As long as toi don't pet me like that. We'll be happy to.
Pinkie: (pets her head again) great.
Derpy: (groans)
Saten: (snickers to himself)


Well that's all I got..
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posted by alinah_09
Pain...Regret...Doubt...

A mois has passed since Heave Ho has been charged in the hospital with having a coma after that certain incident,and i grieved in all those times. Its actually suitable for the likes of the poney who risked the life of his own dear brother,and now he has not even woken up yet. So to atone,i gave up on my ridiculous fantasy,after all,it was for the best. Besides,it is completely impossible for a mere earthpony like me to get up in the sky realm on my own,it was simply delusional. All those ponies were right,this stupidity is as unreachable as the sky is for me,and that...
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