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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We were walking back to the car when plus haters decided to montrer up.

Hater 57: *pulls up par car*
Hater 66: *shoots at me & Jade*
Sean: Nearly got hit in the leg!
Jade: I got these morons *kills haters*
Sean: *shoots other haters*
Hater 756: We have to bronies trying to leave Peekskill!
Hater 554: Which part?
Hater 756: They're a few miles from the movie theatre!
Sean: *kills plus haters*
Jade: Let's get in the car!
Sean: *starts car & drives off*
Hater 45: I'm in pursuit!
Hater 554: Made it! Where is he?
Sean: *passes hater*
Hater 554: I found him!
Sean: Jeez, every hater is either driving a Mercedes, ou a dodge!
Jade: *shoots the 554th hater*
Hater 45: *hits dead guy's car* My car is dead!
Hater leader: This is just great! We have to stop these two now!!
Sean: *drifts onto highway*
Hater 536: *drifts onto highway*
Jade: *shoots at car*
Sean: Hang on! *jumps off of truck*
Trucker: What the fuck?!?!?!
Sean: *lands in train yard*
Hater 536: Where'd they go?
Hater 634: They're dead. Let's go back.

In the trainyard

Sean: *drives into parking lot*
Jackson: Mom look! It's Sean!
Casey: Whoa, what happened here?
Sean: Aunt Casey? What are you, and Jackson doing here?
Jackson: Visiting the park! Who's the girl? Why is your car destroyed?
Sean: salut Jackson, remember how I told toi about my interest in My Little Pony?
Jackson: Yeah.
Sean: That's why, and as much as I'd l’amour to stay here, I can't.
Casey: Where are toi heading?
Sean: To the headquarters of the haters, and killing them all. Where is it Jade, do toi know?
Jade: Every brony knows, it's in Philladalphia.
Sean: Ok then. Let's go there.

2 B continued
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Source: My Little Poney
WHO WON??????
video
My Little Poney
epic rap battles of poney history
nightmare moon
discord
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Source: Me
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Source: Sitrophe, Turbo740, Royal-Exo, and Masamunya on DA
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Source: Rightful Owners
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Source: Rightful Owners
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Source: Rightful owners!~
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Source: Rightful Owners
Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the précédant installment, its based on creepypastas, plus specifically Jeff the Killer. Please commentaire and stuff.
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Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a canapé she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...
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(To the tune of heart-shaped box par Nirvana)

Sitting par the door waiting for toi to come back, I`ve hated so much my red hair has turned black.
For countless weeks, I have trapped myself in fear and priceless bread. Just waiting for the chance to rest my little head.

Chorus: If their is any anges left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait.(x3)

My green foal`s breath has cut through my flawless mane. I have no plus urges to play our silly game.
I wish i could pay your debt, when toi ask to forget.

Chorus: If their is any anges left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait. (x3)
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Source: Obviously Not Me...
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Source: Original Owners... NOT ME
Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are toi waiting for? Stab me if toi can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are toi doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, toi are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
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posted by savana89
"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR Friends but i forgive toi now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed toi to do toi need any help dashy"
"ya can toi um(looks aroud) can toi clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back toi must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE toi SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"