Con & Hattan were taking 20 paces, and then it happened.

Con: *fires gun* Where did Hattan go?
Sneak Peak: She forgot ammo for her gun. You'll have to continue the duel with her that way.
Con: Why didn't toi tell me?
Sneak Peak: toi were concentrating very well, and I didn't wanna disturb that.
Con: toi know, I've never killed a midget before. But there's a first time for everything.
Sneak Peak: I'm offended.
Con: Good. *walks inside*
Sneak Peak: *runs to control room*
Con: *looks around* What kind of a place is this?
Sneak Peak: It's a funhouse. Me & Ms. Scaramanga worked on it together! :3
Con: *shoots mirror* Thought that was Hattan.
Sneak Peak: Save your ammo for when toi run into Ms. Scaramanga.
Con: *walks into wild west stage*
manequin: *shoots at Con*
Con: *takes cover*
Sneak Peak: Alright. Now continue.
Con: *walks into mafia stage*
mafia ponies: This town ain't big enough!
Con: *shoots guns*
Sneak Peak: Holy cray! No one has ever shot those pistolets that fast before.
Con: *walks to final stage* Hattan has to be here somewhere.
Hattan: Can I go there now?
Sneak Peak: Yeah, you're clear!
Con: *gets off stage* I gotta climb down there, and surprise her.
Hattan: *looks for Con*
Sneak Peak: Where did Con go?!
Con: *drops gun*
Hattan: ?
Sneak Peak: *sweats nervously*
Hattan: *looks at statue*
Con: *shoots Hattan*
Sneak Peak: Oh no!!
Berry: I gotta get out of this room *breaks door*
guard: Hey, what are toi doing?
Berry: *K.O.'s guard*
Con: Berry!
Berry: Con look! I knocked out someone!
Con: That's great, now get rid of his body quick! We need to leave.
Berry: *dumps body under bed*

The two ponies then left, on Hattan's boat.

Berry: I misunderstood a lot of times. I'm sorry.
Con: Don't be. Many mares like toi get jealous at times.
Berry: *kisses Con*
Sneak Peak: *lurks around*
Berry: AAAAAH!
Con: What?
Sneak Peak: BANZAI! *falls with knife*
Con: *dodges knife* toi ok Berry?
Berry: I'm fine!
Sneak Peak: *grabs wine bottles*
Con: *grabs suitcase*
Sneak Peak: *throws bottles* Hey! What are toi doing?
Con: *stuffs Sneak Peak in suitcase*
Sneak Peak: Ouch! I can't breath!
Berry: *sits on floor watching*
Sneak Peak: You'll be sorry! I may be small, but I'll never forget!

3 minutes later

Berry: What happened?
Con: I tought him a lesson.
Berry: Did you-
Con: Yup.
Berry: *gasps*
Con: Hang on, the phone's ringing. *picks up phone* Hello?
P: Hallo!
Con: What is it?
P: I just wanna know if toi killed Hattan.
Con: Hattan is dead.
P: Great! Is Goodnight there?
Con: Let me check... *kisses Berry*
P: Con? Goodnight?
Con: Goodnight P.

And that concludes The Mare With The Golden Gun

Starring

Doughnut Joe.....................................Con Mane
Pinkie Pie............................................P
Azura Alor............................................Hattan Scaramanga
Berry Punch..........................................Berry Goodnight
Scottish pony.............................Constaple Weston B. River
Bonbon.......................................Constaple's wife
Spike...........................................S
Snips............................................Sneak Peak
And Lyra Heartstrings as Miss. Moneybit

The End

Con Mane will return in Nightmare Moonraker