The first Con Mane story to have OC's that aren't mine. Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can toi check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony: Are toi Hattan Scaramanga?
Sneak Peak: No, I'm her assisstant.
business pony: Where is she?
Sneak Peak: Go in that way.
business pony: *enters room* Hattan Scaramanga.
Hattan: Hi. I just realised toi have your gun, and I don't have mine.
business pony: That's too bad. *shoots gun*
Hattan: *dodges bullet*
S.P: *turns off lights*
business pony: Where are you? montrer yourself!
Hattan: *grabs golden gun*
S.P: *turns on red lights* toi wanna find her? Keep looking.
Business pony: *enters funhouse*
S.P: Maybe you'll find her here?
business pony: Holy crap!! *shoots mirror*
S.P: Nice try. Keep going.
business pony: *enters wildwest part*
manequin: *shoots gun*
business pony: *avoids bullets*
S.P: Ms. Scaramanga isn't the only one that wants toi dead.
business pony: *enters mafia section*
mafia ponies: This town ain't big enough *shoot guns*
business pony: *lies on ground*
S.P: Nice move.
business pony: *enters last room* Their all statues.
S.P: Not all of them. One is not like the other.
business pony: *shoots statue*
Hattan: *kills business pony*
S.P: Excellent work Ms. Scaramanga.
Hattan: Thank toi Sneak Peak, now lets take his money.
S.P: Who are we going after next?
Hattan: Oh, I know the perfect target! Con Mane, *laughs*

Fillies & Gentlecolts, I present to you, the eighth Con Mane story, The Mare With The Golden Gun

Starring

Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
Azura Alor (Naomiwinx's OC) as Hattan Scaramanga
Snips as Sneak Peak
Berry coup de poing as Berry Goodnight
Pinkie Pie as P
Spike as S
Lyra Heartstrings as Miss Moneybit
scottish poney as Constaple Weston B. River
bonbon as Constaple's wife
koreans as badguys
chinese as good guys