My Little Poney Article: MLP mafias are dangerous episode 1 part 3

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MLP mafias are dangerous episode 1 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Later that jour nearly all of the mane 6 were hanging in the Ponyville Compound.

Dan: Looks like we got something from Manehattan.
Applejack: *opens package* What the fuck is this?
Dan: Their way of letting us know that Pinkie Pie is sleeping with the fishes.
arc en ciel Dash: Pinkie's dead?
Big Mac: Unfortunately, eeyup.
Dan: Do toi always say eeyup?
Big Mac: Nope.
Dan: Do toi always say that?
Big Mac: When I disagree eeyup.

The suivant jour was the beginning of summer. And everyone in the Ponyville mafia was celebrating.

arc en ciel Dash: 5 oranges please.
orange seller: Sure.
Manehattan pony6: *drives into alleyway* Leave the car running.
Manehattan pony45: Ok.
arc en ciel Dash: Thank you.
Manehattan ponies: *run toward Dash*
Big Mac: *spots ponies*
Manehattan ponies: *shoot arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: *drops oranges* Kill those guys!
Big Mac: *pulls out gun*
Manehattan pony6: *shoots Big Mac*
Manehattan pony45: They're dead. Lets go!
arc en ciel Dash: *breathing heavily* Big mac.
Big Mac: Eeyup?
arc en ciel Dash: Get Rarity.

15 minutes later Big Mac got Rarity to heal arc en ciel Dash. When she got better she needed Rarity, Applejack, and Dan to do something.

Applejack: *eating cookie*
Rarity: Will toi stop?
Applejack: Get your own.
Dan: Stop arguing, it's just a cookie.
Applejack: Just a cookie? It has chocolat chip.
arc en ciel Dash: Alright toi three. Listen up. Nickel Lesscage needs to die. He killed Pinkie, and had some goons nearly killed me. We'll make them think we want to set a truce with them, and team up to kill the other mafias. But really we're putting an end to them.
Dan: How do we do it?
arc en ciel Dash: Dan will be the one that kills Nickel Lesscage. Rarity & cidre fort, applejack will get the gun hidden in the bathroom, at the stall furthest from the door.
Dan: Alright.
Rarity & Applejack: Just one problem.
arc en ciel Dash: And what's that?
Rarity: We cannot go into the stallion's bathroom.
arc en ciel Dash: Then disguise yourselves as stallions. How hard can it be?!
Rarity: Not hard, it's just so creepy.
Applejack: Don't be a pussy.
Rarity: I am not being a pussy! I'm simply saying that it would feel wierd, not scary.
arc en ciel Dash: Well in that case, get the job done.

And they do, but that will be told later.

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CHiPs 2 Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

suivant morning at CHP headquarters.

CHP Ponies: *In the breifing room*
Sargent Getraer: Okay, I hope toi all watched the Wonderbolts perform with Chitwood yesterday. The montrer was great.
Bobby: Better than great. Spectacular.
Arthur: I was too busy babysitting my neice to watch.
Sargent Getraer: The montrer will be available to buy on blu rayon, ray for fifty dollars.
Barry: When?
Sargent Getraer: One week. Now enough talking, time to work. Get out there, and do your job.
CHP Ponies: *Leaving*
Frank: *Walks into Harlan's garage* How's everything Harlan?
Harlan: One window has been replaced. The other one...

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Saten Twist: S3E2 part 8

posted by Canada24

Moon Dancer: What is this?

Saten: It's a party.

Lemon: For you.

Pinkie: (pops out cake) Surprise!

Twilight Sparkle: Come on in!

Moon Dancer: Thanks but no thanks. I don't do parties.

Twilight: I know. And I think it's my fault... Back when we were in school together, toi invited me to a party. I was so focused on my studies that I didn't montrer up.

Moon Dancer: Big deal!

Twilight: It WAS a big deal... And now that I realize how important friendship is, I'd like to make up for my mistake with a new party... A party in honor of my friend Moon Dancer! Please, you've got to let me make this up to you. Moon...

CHiPs 2 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The suivant day, Frank arrived in his Camaro.

Sargent Getraer: *Watching Harlan install a police radio into Frank's Camaro* So this is your car.
Frank: Yep. Dark silver paint, chrome mirrors, a supercharged engine-
Harlan: And a very expensive radio. Don't damage it.
Frank: Hey, come on Harlan. toi think I'd destroy any part of my car on purpose?
Harlan: No but, accident's do happen.
Jon: *Arrives* salut Ponch, toi finally got your car.
Harlan: Alright, let's check your radio. *Turns on the radio*
Jesse: Canterlot 15 7-Ian, in pursuit of the bank robbers. Did anyone hear anything about a bus being...

Grand Theft Ponies 3 Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

suivant morning, Case biscuit salé, craquelin was driving his Lambronyni to the pizzeria. He had repainted the Lambronyni Amigo in purple, and upgraded the engine, and brakes.

Case Cracker: *Parks his car*
Sam: *Arrives, and parks behind Case Cracker*
Gordon: Well, what do toi think?
Sam: I think he has the best car in San Franciscolt.
Case Cracker: Of course I do. *Gets out*
Gordon: Wonder what Jim has for us today.

They walked in together, and found out.

Jim: Hello toi three. I got something for you. The Mexicans are gathering near the abandoned railway bridge in Alameda. It's possible that they have a lot of...

1960 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The taxi stopped at a car rental place just north of Los Angeles.

Karl: Thanks. *Pays the taxi poney 3 bucks, and walks into the car rental place*
Car Rental Pony: Hi, welcome to Hertz.
Karl: I'm heading into Seattle, and I need a car built during, ou after 1956.
Car Rental Pony: Well most of our cars here were built before 1956, but I'm sure we'll find something just right for you.
Karl: Good.

Both of them walked out to the back, where most of the cars were.

Car Rental Pony: How about this Volvo? It was built last year.
Karl: Eh, I'll pass. I don't want to try driving a foreign car just yet....

Awesome poney pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor

Awesome poney pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor, Facebook

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On The Block Episode 12 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as olive
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

Mr. Beddler was talking to all of his employees.

Edwina: Who saw Anchorman 2?
Gary: I did. Great movie.
Tim: I hated it. I thought Into The Woods was better.
Audience: *Booing*
Tim: WHAT?!!
Gary: Into The Woods is gay.
Audience: *Cheering*
Gary: *Points hoof into the air* I have saved the show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Okay everypony, shut up.
Ponies: *Listening to Mr....

papillon Part 14

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Warning: This part has no dialogue until the ending

When papillon fell off a cliff, and into a river he fell asleep from a dart that hit him.

Papillon: *Wakes up*
Tribe Ponies: *Standing in a cercle looking at Papillon*
Papillon: *Slowly stands up*

The tribal ponies were very pleased to meet him, and accepted him into the tribe.

Tribal Mares: *Walking out of the ocean carrying buckets full of waters, and oysters*
Papillon: *Sitting on a bateau that has been placed upside down*
Tribal Mare: *Smiles at papillon as she walks past him*
Papillon: *Smiles*

The suivant day, the chief saw Papillon's butterfly...

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Saten Twist Adventures Season 2: Episode one (set in Simple Ways)..

posted by Canada24

I need to work practise my novel like writing..
So this story won't be written as a script like the other episodes are written as..

The story begins with when Rarity shows Trenderhoof around Ponyville, specifically spots that will serve as venues for the Ponyville Days festival events, and Trenderhoof is moderately impressed. However, he seems particularly taken with Sweet pomme Acres, especially cidre fort, applejack the moment he sees her. The travel writer becomes instantly smitten with the farm-pony and calls her the poney of his dreams, devastating Rarity, and she ended up leaving.

PROBABLY THE suivant DAY....

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papillon Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After catching the crocodile, Papillon, and Louis brought it to one of the guards.

Guard 27: *Grabs a knife, and cuts a hole in the crocodile's stomach*
Papillon: *Watching the guard*
Guard 27: You're suivant job is to go catch butterflies. What the buck are toi waiting for?
Papillon: *Leaves guard*
Louis: *Follows Papillon*

Catching papillons was not as easy as it sounded. They were going really fast, and the prisoners were tired.

Prisoner 52: *Swings his net, but misses a butterfly*
Guard 93: You're supposed to catch them toi idiot.
Prisoner 52: *Runs after butterfly*
Louis: *sees papillon on...

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ASDF poney 1 (WIP)

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Pinkie Pie: *giggles*
Twilight Sparkle: you're an equestria girl
Pinkie Pie: *cries*
arc en ciel Dash: Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: Yes, arc en ciel Dash?
arc en ciel Dash: We have an Equestria Girl.
a few secondes later
arc en ciel Dash: TASTE THE arc en ciel MOTHERBUCKER BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Octavia: Vinyl Vinyl!
Vinyl Scratch: What? What?
Octavia: *cries* MY BOWTIE IS EVIL AND ITS GONNA KILL ME AHHHH
Vinyl Scratch: Yeah, I'm gonna go...wub.
Octavia: nyehhh...
Bowtie: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Octavia: OHHHHHHHHHHHH

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On The Block Episode 5 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Everypony in Ms. Schultz's class was bored. They had to write down a paragraph about the importance of geometry.

Gary: *Chewing eraser on pencil*
James: *Sleeping, and thinking about ice cream*
Sunny: What is this? English class?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: We're supposed to be learning about math here!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: toi are. If toi keep écriture that essay, toi will.
Brianna: Ms. Schultz, Sunny has a very good point. Why...

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M.C.C Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Blazin' Blue's car

At a classic car montrer in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing

Song: link

Blazin' Blue: *Sitting par his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting par his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, ou toi will be killed par a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car, and parks between Blazin' Blue, and Saten Twist*
Blazin' Blue: *Stands up*
Ryan: *Gets out of car*
Saten Twist: Where have toi been? toi almost got disqualified for being late.
Ryan: I'm...

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Awesome poney pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor

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magnum Force Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Harry was disguised as a pilot, and walked from the airport onto the runway. The airplane that had the terrorists on board was sitting there, and Harry was walking right towards it. However, he did have a plan.

Harry: *Walks onto plane*
Terrorist 1: Drop the bag!
Harry: *drops bag* Hello.
Terrorist 1: What's in the bag?
Harry: Maps.
Terrorist 1: *Looking at maps in bag* Check him. Make sure he has no weapons.
Terrorist 2: *Checking Harry* He's clean.
Terrorist 1: Good. Now get in there.
Harry: *Goes to cockpit*
Co Pilot: *Sitting in chair*
Harry: Good afternoon gentlecolts.
Terrorist 1: Stop...