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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Twilight helped Derpy & Octavia escape, then they were making their way off the boat.

Twilight: toi two wait here. We need Pinkie since she has the map.
Octavia: Oh perfect. toi better get her quickly.
Twilight: Pinkie? Come here.
Pinkie Pie: *hops toward Twilight* Guten Tag Twilight. *laughs*
Twilight: Stop speaking german, and come with me.
Pinkie Pie: Nein, ich bin Deutsch, damit ich sie sprechen kann, wenn ich will.
Twilight: What? *kidnaps Pinkie* Row!
Octavia: Can't toi use magic to teleport us?
Twilight: I can, but I'm not teleporting toi guys.
Derpy: Aaawww.
Tourist poney 4: *drives jetski past boat* How much longer?
Tourist poney 2: Keep going! Don't stop towing me.
Tourist poney 4: I'm getting low on fuel!

That night on the island

Pinkie Pie: toi kidnapped me?
Twilight: Yes I did. Now toi work for me.
Pinkie Pie: But I thought we were friends!
Twilight: Who would want to be Friends with you? Give us the treasure map.
Pinkie Pie: I don't have it.
Twilight: Well then I'll get it, and kill everyone onboard.
Derpy: Doesn't she remember?
Twilight: No. I'll be right back. *teleports*
Sean: Hi Twilight, have toi seen Pinkie Pie anywhere? And where did toi come from?
Twilight: *Hits Sean* Where's the treasure map?
Sean: toi just hit me. Why should I tell you?
arc en ciel Dash: Is everything ok here?
Twilight: *Shoots arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: Ow. What was that for? *kills Twilight*
Sean: Are toi alright?
arc en ciel Dash: My head nearly got shot off, and your asking me if I'm alright?
Sean: Take it easy, Rarity'll get it fixed.

Back at the island

Pinkie Pie: So when did Twilight say she'd get back?
Octavia: I'm not sure. Why don't toi take us to the treasure?
Pinkie Pie: *shakes head no*
Derpy: Do it ou toi die.
Pinkie Pie: Allright I'll help you.

But does she? suivant part will be posté tomorrow.
posted by applejackrocks1
It was 5:00 in the morning, everypony was sleeping. BUT, Applejack, who is a hard worker, was already showered and working on feeding the animals. She fed the Chickens, geese, turkeys, Parrots, cows, pigs, ducks, and of course, her pet Winona. She yawned as she head back into the House. She looked around, wondering what to feed her family...

Applejack: Hmmm....OH! I GOT IT!

Little Applebloom walked slowly into the kitchen...

AB: Sis? What are toi doing up so early?
Applejack: Just making breakfast, that's it...*grabs eggs*
AB: OH! Can we have bacon??!
Applejack: Sorry sis, we don't have enough money...
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posted by Magicalgirl12
Once upon a time there lived a poney named Trixie. Trixie was a montrer off and she act to everyone that she was the best at magic plus than any other unicorn. She treated everybody in ponyville horrible. When they saw Twilight Sparkle put the Ursa Major's' baby back in the cave with her powerful magic. They were all amazed. When that happened they started making fun of Trixie. Trixie couldn't take any plus of it and she ran far away from ponyville. She ran and ran. She was getting hungry and thirsty. She needed some nourriture and some water. She walked to a small poney village. She could hardly walk...
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AUTHOR NOTE Hey everypony! Ive finally written the Grimdark story i promised you. There will be some cupcakes shoutouts, so if toi haven't read Cupcakes, please do. commentaires will be very much appreciated!
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Rainbow Dash's body was found in the Sugarcube Corner's basement par the Cakes. Most of the organs were missing, the wings had been torn off, and the face and cutiemark had been cut off. The Royal Guards were alerted and Pinkie was caught and imprisoned. Even though Pinkie a dit she was sorry, her expression a dit a different story. A week after...
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Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the précédant installment, its based on creepypastas, plus specifically Jeff the Killer. Please commentaire and stuff.
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Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a canapé she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...
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My Little Pony,
My Little poney ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until toi all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies toi opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until toi all shared its magic with me.
When danger...
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added by karinabrony
Ok. This is my first article based on my opinion. If toi want me to write another article on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in question right now: Cloppers

Yes toi heard me cloppers. If toi don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little poney (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If toi notice there is a clopper, why should that bother toi in anyway? It's...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: My Little Poney
 Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done par Disneyfan333
Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done by Disneyfan333
Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No poney can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead par arc en ciel Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead par a poney named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead par Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead par John who somehow survived being killed par a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead par an alicorn named Fuku,...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners
added by karinabrony
Source: Equestria Daily
added by ChibiEmmy
added by karinabrony
added by tinkerbell66799
added by MoonlitTerror
Source: pegasister223
added by MoonlitTerror
Source: shu-jeantte
added by TimberHumphrey
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
The main six have a picnic. Saten invited as despite not always getting along with them, he's ther friend. Espically to AppleJack, his ex girlfriend but still friend. And somewhat of a brother/sister relationship to Twilight. Though not as much as he later has with Starlight Glimmer.

Spike: Twi... light! ...I... have... Lemme just... [deep breath] [belch]

Twilight Sparkle (before alicord): Dear Twilight, I am sure toi are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot. [to the others] Wedding? [reading] I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like toi and your friends...
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