Pinkamena Diane Pie,
toi can call her Pinkie Pie.
She had a bright cute smile
and yet inside she was so vile.
Her landlords were bakers who made life sweet
and in their basement she kept a secret.
She kidnapped her Friends one-by-one,
and in her basement they became undone.
Hearts and lungs filled with helium,
Intestine streamers, snd hideous taxidermies formed part of its gruesome decorum.
Dismembered bodies and bloody walls
Proved Pinkie's friends' great falls.
Live insects were shoved down their throat
If they dared to scream,
While those who cussed at her had their tounges
Ripped out at the seam.
At the tables where her friends' severed heads with a zest,
With their eyes shut as if they were at rest.
Pinkamena enjoyed flaying her Friends alive,
She simply loved ending their lives with strife.
With their Skins she made a dress,
But it was not made to impress.
She made a collier out of eyes
And a long scarf out of sewed esophagi.
Out of flesh and organs she would sale and make
Tasty, chewy, scrumptious cupcakes.
In the walls, she wrote in bloody script
"Life is a Party!" as a warning if the gorey crypt.
toi can call her Pinkie Pie.
She had a bright cute smile
and yet inside she was so vile.
Her landlords were bakers who made life sweet
and in their basement she kept a secret.
She kidnapped her Friends one-by-one,
and in her basement they became undone.
Hearts and lungs filled with helium,
Intestine streamers, snd hideous taxidermies formed part of its gruesome decorum.
Dismembered bodies and bloody walls
Proved Pinkie's friends' great falls.
Live insects were shoved down their throat
If they dared to scream,
While those who cussed at her had their tounges
Ripped out at the seam.
At the tables where her friends' severed heads with a zest,
With their eyes shut as if they were at rest.
Pinkamena enjoyed flaying her Friends alive,
She simply loved ending their lives with strife.
With their Skins she made a dress,
But it was not made to impress.
She made a collier out of eyes
And a long scarf out of sewed esophagi.
Out of flesh and organs she would sale and make
Tasty, chewy, scrumptious cupcakes.
In the walls, she wrote in bloody script
"Life is a Party!" as a warning if the gorey crypt.
What to expect in this episode.
Twilight Sparkle: *In a black convertible with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the convertible they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!
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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.
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Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.
---
Tim: *Gets punched three times par a blue unicorn. He gets punched one plus time, and his glasses break*
Intro
Song: link
Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting suivant to her*
Gran Turismo
Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
arc en ciel Dash as Julia Rose
Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15
Twilight Sparkle: *In a black convertible with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the convertible they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!
---
Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.
---
Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.
---
Tim: *Gets punched three times par a blue unicorn. He gets punched one plus time, and his glasses break*
Intro
Song: link
Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting suivant to her*
Gran Turismo
Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
arc en ciel Dash as Julia Rose
Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15