My Little Poney Article: A short excerpt from The mystery of happiness

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A short excerpt from The mystery of happiness

posted by whiteclaw

Somewhere beyond the bloody murders and misery, there is a calm and tranquil desert. Near Appleloosa, there is a group of photographers, taking professional pictures of nature for an article. And among them, there is a poulain, colt named Featherweight. He is intrigued and oblivious to his surroundings, he is only focused on what he can see through his camera lens. How unfortunate that he could not see the oncoming guards.

They were wielding a loaded magnum and shotgun. He shouted at the haut, retour au début of his lungs; "WHO ARE toi INTERLOPERS?!" the group surrendered and assured him they were just photographers. He didn`t believe them, when Featherweight stepped forward. The man cocked his gun, and Featherweight dropped his camera.

The gun fired, hitting the poulain, colt in the chest and travelling through his body. The group screamed and soon they were dead. No one heard their screams, ou saw the bodies. The murderer cleaned up the crime scene, leaving it spotless. And the news of their Evanescence reached the articles after three weeks.

The End

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epicskyrimfan56 short sweet and too the point. well done :)

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Chapter 6

posted by Canada24

LATER!

"Why are toi so sure I can find toi gems?" Sweetie cloche, bell asked, as she was needed to travel with the diamond dogs.

"Your Rarity's sister. So she probably showed toi how to do that gem finding spell" Rover said.

As it turned out, this wasn't false, Rarity DID teach her the gem finding spell.

"Fine.. But on one condition" Sweetie cloche, bell insisted.

"What NOW" Rover groaned.

"You have to piggy back me" Sweetie cloche, bell told him.

"Wha- No!" Rover cried.

"Piggy back me! Piggy back me!" Sweetie cloche, bell cried stubbornly.

"There's no way in hell I'm giving toi a piggy back!" Rover cried annoyedly.

Ironically, and with great annoyance to him, Rover is shown having to piggy back Sweetie Bell.

Rover was angrily mumbling to himself, the whole way.

"SLOW DOWN! I want to get there! But I want to get there ALIVE!" Sweetie cloche, bell cried annoyingly, from on haut, retour au début of Rover.

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Ponies On The Rails episode 30 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose got all the decorations they needed, and Pete told everypony about the party. On the jour that Bartholomew returned, he was tired.

Bartholomew: Good thing it's 7 PM. That means I can go straight home. *Opens door to station*
Ponies: SURPRISE!!!!
Bartholomew: Whoa. A surprise party for me?
Pete: Red Rose told me toi were planning on leaving the railroad, so I wanted to wish toi the best of luck on your future job.
Orion: I'll make sure that Pete doesn't kill toi when toi leave.
Pete: Orion, be quiet.
Bartholomew: Thanks. I don't know what to say.
Pete: How about toi choose which part of...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 30 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After yet another mishap with freight cars carrying chemicals, Pete had a serious talk with Orion.

Pete: I know toi want to get fired on purpose, but you've gone way too far with this!
Orion: So will I get fired now?
Pete: Fired?! I'm having toi sent to jail! *Gets on phone*
Operator: Operator?
Pete: This is the Union Pacific train station. Get me the police.
Police Ponies: *Arrive*
Pete: What took toi so long?
Police Sargent: Is this the poney that caused the explosion? *Points at Orion*
Pete: Yeah, that's him.
Orion: *Sees train about to pass station* You'll never catch me alive toi motherfuckers....

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MLP: Mafias Are Dangerous Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hello. About a an ago, I wrote this fanfic called MLP: Mafias Are Dangerous. Me, and Someonebutnoone worked together, and he let me use his OC named Dan. Here it is again.

Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No poney can drink alcoholic beverages.

Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan.

The Ponyville mafia was lead par arc en ciel Dash, and Dan.

The Manehattan mafia was lead par a poney named Nickel Lesscage....

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Ponies On The Rails episode 29 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Connor

In Bringham City, May 8, 1869. 10 miles east of Promontory Utah.

Pete's great grandfather was named Connor.

Mercury: salut Connor, get over here.
Connor: *Walks over to Mercury* Yeah?
Mercury: We need to take extra special care of this. *Shows golden spike*
Connor: Why is that golden?
Mercury: We're using this as the last spike for the Transcontinental Railroad. When we meet up with the Central Pacific, we'll use this on the line.
Connor: Great, but who would want to steal this?
Mercury: Oh, I don't know, a few robbers, some Indians. toi know, anypony that's obsessed with gold.
Connor: Okay, I understand...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 29 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 29

The chercher For The Golden Spike

June 11, 1953

It was 7:00 PM in Cheyenne. Everypony working on the Union Pacific finished their work day. However, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Pete were still sitting on a bench at the station platform. Something...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 28 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

On the way to St. Foalis, Hawkeye, and Stylo were thinking of a plan to get Gordon, and Coffee Creme to break up.

Stylo: I got it.
Hawkeye: What?
Stylo: When we return to Cheyenne, we'll hire a band to play music, have Gordon in there, and we get Snowflake to pretend to be dating Gordon.
Hawkeye: How are we getting Snowflake involved?
Stylo: Just leave it to me.

A couple of days later, Hawkeye, and Stylo returned to Cheyenne, after getting The City Of San Franciscolt to the station. After letting another crew take over, Stylo, and Hawkeye soon got to work.

Stylo: Alright. toi get the band, and...

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The Beginning: Part12,The Cursed Lair

posted by alinah_09

"huff..huff..huff" the rest of the ponies were running for their lives to escape the Timberwolves..they had been separated from the others..and have been running for half an heure now but the timberwolves just wont give in!

"how.-huff-..do we get rid of them!" Flame managed to say flying while dodging vines and branches

"im thinking,im thinking!" Winter shouted,trying to think of a plan "dang..of course..Moonshine,use a spell!"

Moonlight responded,hopping over a fallen arbre "obvious..i hadnt thought about it from all this running.." as she a dit that,her horn began to glow bright teleporting them...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 28 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 28

Setting Things Right

June 5, 1953

Gordon got out of jail in Portland, and returned to Cheyenne. Everypony had the station decorated for his return.

Hawkeye: I don't understand why we're doing this for Gordon.
Stylo: Because frenchy here...

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Welcome to Equestria Chapter Eleven

posted by karinabrony

"Muahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Screamed Nightmare Moon. She looked down and saw us. "Oh, no, if it isn't the mane 6, and a new friend they brought here." She glared at me. "Nightmare Moon, why are toi doing this?" Twilight asked. "Oh, as if that question can not be answered. You'd think I'd let toi rule and take over with Celestia?" Nightmare Moon said. "Twilight Sparkle was never going to take over Equestria, that was just what toi thought." I said. Nightmare Moon looked at me and struck me with lightning. I was hit, and brought to the floor. The Mane 6 gasped and they ran to me. "Are toi okay?!"...

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Vocal Sparks & The Hearts & Hooves jour

posted by Rendal_Pony

Flappy Pony, the rage game for Mares & Stallions!:D

lol. Hearts and Hooves jour is a very interesting thing to write about. & 2. All of the Vocal Sparks & ________ are all true, no matter the effects and drama. I AM drama.

Oh crap. I forgot my pencil. It's already 7:20, going on 7:21(did anybody see that reference?)I got my pencil, and went to class before the teacher got suspicious. But as always, she wouldn't even ever notice. "Bla, bla, bla" I tried my best to not cry, ou stare at HIM.
Gamer Beats. It's a very long story. But long story short, I liked, no wait scratch that, I l’amour him. But he already has a girlfriend, so my luck on...

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arc en ciel Dash

added by karinabrony

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Con Mane: Dead Another jour Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

suivant morning at the other building, which was only five minutes away from the Ice Hotel.

Con: *Parks his car, and turns on adaptive camouflage* I got to find a way into that building. *turns off car, and gets out*
Chinese Pony36: *Standing guard*
Con: *Breaks Chinese Pony36's neck, then takes his keys, and uses them to open door* Nopony seems to be around. I better go find Gustav. *Walks around*
Chinese poney 52: *Walks out of room*
Con: *Goes into river, and hides under bridge*
Chinese poney 52: *Walks across bridge*
Con: *Gets across river while putting a silencer on gun*
Chinese poney 52: *Turns around*...

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To Make Up For Yesterday

added by shadirby

Source: Rightful Owners~~

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Awesome poney pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor

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Con Mane: Dead Another jour Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con, and Lady made it to the North Pole. A bunch of other racers were there in many different cars. And a rock and roll band was playing music.

Random Pony: *Playing guitar*
Random poney 2: *Playing drums*
Random poney 3: *Singing* We don't give a fuck about anything, come on! We don't give a fuck about anything! We don't give a fuck about anything, come on! We don't give a fuck about anything! 2002 motherfuckers.
Ponies: *Listening to music*
Announcer: Enjoy the musique while toi can. The race is going to start soon.
Racers: *Get in cars*
Con: *Revs engine*
Lady: Why are toi doing that?
Con: Because...

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The Nightmare Before Christmas

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I have worked on this with Disneyfan333. It is a crossover of My Little Pony, and The Nightmare Before christmas

Twas a long time ago. Longer now then it seems, when a town near Canterlot remained isolated from other places for a long time until a chain of events occurred. If toi never heard about this story, I say it's time toi begun

This song starts playing link

Everypony sings along to it

Colts, and Fillies of every age
Wouldn't toi like to see something strange?
Come with us, and toi will see
This our town of Halloween

This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of...

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Con Mane: Dead Another jour Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Lady took Con to her house.

Lady: How are toi going to get us back here without a time machine?
Con: With this *Shows remote* I just have to hit the button on here, and we're back into the an 2014.
Lady: What does the future look like?
Con: Not as good as 1958, I'll tell toi that. Are toi ready?
Lady: Yes.
Con: Alright. Here we go. *Hits button*

It worked. Con, and Lady returned to Canterlot on the an 2014.

P: Well done Con. That was quick.
Lady: *Looking around* This is a nice place toi have here.
P: Thank toi Lady. This cost us a lot of money.
Lady: I see.
P: Now, we're going to have you...

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Where's Fluttershy?? Part 1

posted by Aelitarules444

It was a nice jour in ponyville just like any other day.Scootaloo was hanging out with arc en ciel dash,Pinkie was doing who knows what I mean what do toi expect from her she broke the fourth mur in like two episodes.Ah, anyways Twilight was studying on how to be a princess,Rarity was making outfits for Celestia and Luna.(Don't ask why.)And AppleJack was working on the pomme farm.

3:00-The girls were at sugurcube corner.
Rainbow:Hey where's Fluttershy, I haven't seen her all week.
AppleJack:Yeah, me either, she a dit she would help me with the pomme picking today and never showed up.
Rarity:I'm pretty...

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Con Mane: Dead Another jour Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After Con was tortured, he was left in a prison cell. The Chinese drowned him, whipped him, and they nearly set him on fire.

Con: *Resting in cell*
Chinese Mare: *Opens cell door*
Con: What do toi want now?
Chinese Mare: Come with me. *Walks down hallway*
Con: *Follows Chinese Mare*
Chinese Ponies: *Pointing pistolets at Con*
Con: *Staring at Chinese Ponies*
Chinese Mare: *Opens door* Step inside please.
Con: *Goes past door*
Chinese Mare: *Follows Con while closing door*
Gustav: Mr. Mane, please sit.
Con: *Sits down*
Gustav: As toi can probably tell, the Japanese are a very good ally to your so called, country....