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AUTHOR NOTE Hey everypony! Ive finally written the Grimdark story i promised you. There will be some cupcakes shoutouts, so if toi haven't read Cupcakes, please do. commentaires will be very much appreciated!
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arc en ciel Dash's body was found in the Sugarcube Corner's basement par the Cakes. Most of the organs were missing, the wings had been torn off, and the face and cutiemark had been cut off. The Royal Guards were alerted and Pinkie was caught and imprisoned. Even though Pinkie a dit she was sorry, her expression a dit a different story. A week after the discovery, a funeral was held in honor of the dead pegasus. She was buried alongside her parents, who had died of plague. That was the jour when all of Ponyville and Cloudsdale mourned. It was also the jour that Rarity's nightmares began.
The white unicorn had gone accueil after the procession, just like everypony else. par the time she was at the boutique, it was already late, so she just cantered to her bed. As soon as she closed her eyes, she began to dream.
She saw herself sitting in the middle of her boutique, shrouded par fog. The fog slowly began to clear, revealing a mirror right in front of her.
What am I doing here? she thought.
Rarity's reflection began to move, which was quite odd, because the mare herself hadn't moved a muscle.
"Bonjour, madamemoiselle. It is an absolute pleasure to meet you." The reflection spoke in a reptilic voice, like a snake.
The voice hypnotized Rarity, made her feel lightheaded.
"I brought toi here for a motivational speech. Listen, darling, do toi not miss your colorful friend?"
"Why yes, I do."
"Well, darling, everypony in Equestria adores your dresses. toi can sew the stars into fabric. toi can weave a jewel into a gown. Don't toi think it is time to go one step further?"
Rarity was baffled.
"What do toi mean?"
The reflection shone a smirk.
"You can weave fabric into clothes. Do toi not think toi can weave the very fabric of life?"
The unicorn once plus repeated her question. Upon hearing this, the reflection seemed to become irrate.
"You can bring arc en ciel Dash back to life. toi just need to collect bits and pieces of other ponies. Eyes, wings, lungs, blah, blah. Then, toi just sew her together and blast her with magic, and voila!"
Rarity blinked and was about to reply when suddenly, the fog darkened and thickened.
"She must've heard me. I must go, but we will meet again. "
The snow coloured unicorn was still stuck in place.
"What do I do? How do I begin?"
The reflection's eyes glowed in a shade of draconic green.
"To meet your fate,
to the graves toi must head,
talk to hate,
and unveil the dead."

As soon as the last letter was spoken, the mist thickened even more, swallowing Rarity.

The unicorn woke up with a yelp. Her sapphire eyes were blinded par the warm Autumn sunlight.
It was all just a dream
Rarity had decided to call her reflection Marrity. She stood shakily on her hooves as she recalled Marrity's message.
She sighed and decided to work on the instructions after sunset.
***
Rarity levitated her shovel as she passed in front of old and weathered tombs. Her purple mane bounced with every step she took. Her eyes glowed under the full moon. Once she had reached arc en ciel Dash's grave, she began to dig, being careful to avoid the filthy earth. Suddenly, she heard a deep BANG!
Rarity's sapphire eyes lit up as she peered into the newly dug hole.
There toi are, my little gem.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

One jour at Fort Courage.

Sargent O' Rourke: *Walking par the cannon*
Corporal Agarn: Hello Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good morning Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks at clock* But Sarge, it's 1 PM.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We're in the army. We have to say thirteen hundred hours.
Corporal Agarn:...
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 Wayne
Wayne
We decided to get a few ponies on a train heading from Manehattan to Chicagoat, to interview some other ponies working on a Railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that brings ponies to hundreds of places in Equestria, as well as Canada.

Our train will be going from Manehattan, to Chicagoat, and it's called the Lake rive Limited. Right now, we're looking at the conductor named Wayne.

Wayne: *Looking at camera* Is this thing on?
Camera Pony: Yeah. So, let's start with your name.
Wayne: It's Wayne.
Camera Pony: How long have toi worked for this railway?
Wayne: About two months. I got the job...
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Equestria. Have toi ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, toi are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, ou evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 3: Railways

When most ponies decide to travel, ou send goods from one place to another, they rely on the train. Freight trains bring in goods, and supplies that ponies need, while passenger trains take ponies from one place to another.

One of Equestria's famous trains is the Friendship Express. It's the only modern passenger train to be powered par steam....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful jour in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering plus ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: toi really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot toi in the arm! Why aren't toi bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...
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Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.


SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who toi calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot par a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*

TO BE CONTAINUED
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Source: derpibooru
posted by Canada24
Too start this story. Lets go back to SEASON ONE...


9PM AT NIGHT:
AppleJack (in one of rare times she's not wearing her hat) is seen tiredly trotting home.
Suddenly a red poney falls out the sky, and almost hits her.

AppleJack: Saten Twist?
Saten Twist: *drunkily* H salut cidre fort, applejack (I'm change him to just a Pegasus, not sure why I originally had him an alicorn. But it was cool at the time).
AppleJack: Are toi drunk ou something?
Saten Twist: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* toi really need some sort of intervention. I mean this is third time in one day.

Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged...
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Source: EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Nikki got to the turntable, and was turning her engine around.

Coffee Creme: *Looking at engine, then notices Nikki* Nikki!! *Hugs Nikki*
Nikki: *Hugging back* Good to see toi again after all these years.
Coffee Creme: When did toi start working for this railway?
Nikki: I don't work here, I work for the Southern Pacific.
Coffee Creme: Oh.
Nikki: But don't worry, I'll be bringing in a lot of trains for y'all. How's Honey Bee? I haven't seen her since she moved out of our neighborhood.
Coffee Creme: She's dead.
Nikki: What?
Coffee Creme: Somepony crashed into her train three years ago.
Nikki: Aw,...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Wat:
Attempt One and Two

Don't rush, guys.

Wat:
Attempt Three

"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."

"Okay, here have two tickets."

Wat:
Attempt Four

Drunk Applejack

Wat:
Attempt Five

Gilda is a bitch.

Wat:
Attempt Six

Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.

Wat:
Attempt Seven

"There's a nuage of--"

"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Ships.

Wat:
Attempt Nine

"Real Friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.

Wat:
Attempt Ten

Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.

Wat:
Attempt Eleven

Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....

Wat:
Attempt Twelve

Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 49

Buses Are Worse Than Trains

August 13, 1955

One day, At Mirage's house, he was getting ready for work.

Mirage: *Breathing in fresh air, and looks all around him* Another beautiful day, and plus time for me to work.
Colts: *Running to...
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After dinner, Bob and Emily took Burt to their home.

Burt: *Looks around* This is nice.
Bob: Thank you. I can tell you're really going to like living with us.
Burt: toi got that right. Not only is this a nice place, but it's owned par two of the greatest ponies in all of Equestria.
Bob: I'm sure there's somepony better then me, and Emily.
Burt: Nope. Not even Celestia herself can be better than toi my friend.
Emily: Well, that's kind of toi to say Burt.
Bob: So what do toi plan on doing now that you're divorced?
Burt: Good question. I'll most likely déplacer back to Scotland. It's a beautiful country...
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Pinkie Pie:

When I was a little filly and the sun was going down...

Twilight Sparkle: Tell me she's not...

Pinkie Pie:

The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown...

Rarity: She is.

Pinkie Pie:

I'd hide under my oreiller
From what I thought I saw
But Granny Pie a dit that wasn't the way
To deal with fears at all

Rainbow Dash: Then what is?

Pinkie Pie:

She said, "Pinkie, toi gotta stand up tall
Learn to face your fears
You'll see that they can't hurt toi
Just laugh to make them disappear."

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ponies: *gasp*

Pinkie Pie:

So, giggle at the ghostly
Guffaw at the grossly
Crack up...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Frank Pollanchio
Frank Pollanchio
A few hours later in the briefing room in police headquarters.

Briggs: *Shows picture of a pony* Frank Pollanchio. He's forty five years old, and has been the leader of his own gang for about five years now. Sometimes, we see him hanging out at the harbor. Harry Callahan will be making the arrest.
Harry: toi want me to arrest him?
Briggs: Yes. You're the best poney we have for this job.
Harry: Lieutenant, there's something toi got to understand-
Briggs: I don't need to understand anything. Just get him.
Harry: Well toi can't just stop him, and arrest him. toi got to be creative. There's a reason...
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posted by Canada24
"P Please let me go" Scootaloo bagged.

"Not likely. for unless we were told wrong. Your our key to Ditto" Ganger a dit evilly.

"No! Please don't hurt Ditto" Scootaloo cried, bagging again.

Ganger just laughed.

"You won't get away with this!" Scootaloo cried, even getting angry.

"Quite!" Ganger ordered, covering his hoof over her mouth.

But Scootaloo responded par biting his hoof.

Ganger got angered par this, but managed to control himself, he just picked her back up, before she could run off from him having dropped her in pain.

"Enough horsing around" Ganger growled.

Scootaloo just chuckled, "Horsing around". Though rather ou not she REALLY thought it was funny, ou was just trolling them like Sweetie Belle to Rover, is anyone's guess.
posted by Canada24
"YOUR NOT FUCKIN TOUCHING HER!" Dash screamed, with plus anger than she ever felt in her life.

"Yeah! Stay back!" Spike added, getting into a fighting stand.

Scootaloo was pulled closer behind them, par Dash's tail.

"Give me a break toi two, your outnumbered" Ganger replied.

"I don't care! Your not getting my sister!" Cried an, still raged, arc en ciel Dash.

"Give it up lady, don't make me hurt you" Ganger warned.

"NEVER!" Dash screamed.

"Very well.. ATTACK!" Ganger cried, and with that, al, the changelings started zipping down towards them.

Thinking fast, Dash grabbed Spike and used him as a flameflower,...
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posted by Moon-Dust12
Many years il y a when Princess Celestia and Princess Luna defeated Discord with the Elements of Harmony Celestia was secretly cœur, coeur broken. When they were only teenagers Discord was good she.... loved him. But when he turned she knew it had to be done. But when he returned and Twilight Sparkle and had to turn him to stone with the elements again she couldn't ours it.
She unfroze him and had a gentle pegasus named Fluttershy befriend him. This poney warmed his cœur, coeur and he became good again. Now he joins Celestia in moonlit walks in the château gardens but Luna realized something. Celestia was acting...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
Can't fight fate

Seriously. Those of toi who have been here for an extended period of time... can't toi feel something's not right here? I certainly feel it. Truth to be told, I've been feeling like that for quite a while now. The club is not what it used to be. The RP activity has dropped (when I came here a an ago, at least 6-7 Rps were in session, now look at the forum section!), the fanart activity is decreasing as well and there are barely any new votes ou quizz questions. This was used to be my “happy place”, where I can get away from all the burdens, complexities and ugliness of...
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