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posted by Tawnyjay
Chapter 9: arc en ciel Dash



When I woke up, the first thing I thought was “Where’s Pinkie?” I hurriedly scrambled to my hooves and let out a yell.
    Discord—yes, Discord-- was peering through the “door” (more like a big scoop taken out of the boulder). I instinctively flapped my wings, and, streaking toward him, kicked him hard on the face.
    Twilight awoke when she heard his screech of pain. “OH MY CELESTIA!” she screamed as she saw him. Fluttershy whimpered and ducked behind Rarity, who was now on her hooves.
    Applejack crouched in a defensive position. “Y’all are not welcome ‘ere,” she growled.
    Pinkie then bounced around Discord and into the hollow rock. “Hi!” she said, beaming. “Discord’s back!”
    “We can see that,” I muttered through gritted teeth. “W-why is he here?” Fluttershy stammered.
    “I come in peace.” Discord sat without invitation. “I wanted to tell toi why I was behaving that way.” He gestured for us to sit down.
    “When I was young, I was best Friends with who toi call Princesses Celestia and Luna. We spent every seconde with each other, but then I felt jealous. They always got all the attention!
    “So, I decided to run away. To teach everyone that I wasn’t just padding after the princesses to be plus populaire ou some stupid reason like that. I flew away, and soon I stumbled upon a small village of ponies. They brought me to be interrogated par their queen, for they didn’t know whom to trust. I am a Draconequus, so they were especially nervous toward me.”
    He hesitated, glancing at Pinkie. “Go on, my love…” Pinkie chirped.
    “My… MY LOVE?!” I sputtered. “Pinkie, toi l’amour this… this monster?”
    Pinkie frowned at me. “Just listen to his story, Dashie!”
    Discord took a deep breath and carried on.
    “So, the queen, whose name was Solar Eclipse, finally decided to use me to her advantage. She cast a spell on me—so that I would be evil and under her control for a thousand years.”
    “So, with our combined powers, we fought with the sisters. We came very close, too, and then… the Elements came into play.”
    “You see, they banished Solar Eclipse to a faraway star, hoping that she would never be able to return—and, as toi know, they froze me in a statue. But it seems Solar Eclipse has returned to this planet, to find an able body to control.
    “That was always her special thing—hypnotizing ponies so that they turned evil.”
    “Seems like toi picked up a few tricks from her,” I muttered quietly.
    Discord chose to ignore me.
    “Anyway, when I broke free a an ago, I was still under her power. She controlled me from space, made me evil again, and then toi stepped in.”
    In the moment before I was defeated par toi six, I felt free. That was when the power broke. And I managed to break free again, and find you, to warn you.”
    Discord paused.
    “Solar Eclipse has returned. She has enslaved all ponies in Equestria.”
    Twilight gasped. “Shining Armor?”
    Somehow, Discord knew about her brother. “Yes, my dear Twilight Sparkle, I’m sorry to say that everypony—except toi six—is now controlled par her.”
    “What about you?” Rarity posed the question all of us were thinking.
    “Only ponies are affected par this particular spell. The already-mean are affected first.”
    Discord sighed, and absently grabbed Pinkie and squeezed her hoof.
    Fluttershy gasped. “T-that means…” she looked at Twilight. “Trixie?”
    Twilight nodded.
    “Discord, fine, we trust you. But any sudden moves…” she let the sentence trail threateningly in the air for a moment.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Stargazer's car
Stargazer's car
Song: link

The sun was rising in Gran Turismo, and the sky was a wonderful shade of orange.

Stargazer: *Driving his car at 65 miles an hour*
Black Tuesday: You're gonna get the cops after us before we even meet up with the others.
Stargazer: Don't worry. The cops won't catch us in this fine machine.

A brand new 300 turned onto the road behind them.

Stargazer: Either that's the poney racing us, ou it's an undercover cop.
Black Tuesday: Undercover?
Stargazer: Oh yes. The police here have plenty of undercover police cars. Both 300's, and Impalas, and they're all brand new. However, as I a dit earlier, they...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Tim: Those two keep getting away from us Captain. We need to expand our jurisdiction to Canterlot.
Captain Jefferson: Do toi know how difficult that is?
Tim: I understand, but when the suspects get out of Gran Turismo, neither the State Troopers, ou CHP can get prepared in time.

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Stargazer: *Holding $500 in front of Black Tuesday* Look at all of this money.
Black Tuesday: That's not a lot.
Stargazer: Maybe so, but if we keep doing what we just did, we'll get plus of this.

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Toby: The stallions know where to go, and when.
Tim: Why don't we use that to our advantage?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 17, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:09 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Orion was on his way back to Cheyenne from Denver, after delivering the Iron Ore, and steel. Now the freight cars on his train are empty.

Orion: The adventure never seems to end for those freight cars. They just keep going all over the place, and.. What the fuck am I talking about?
Audience: *Laughing*
Orion: *Going down Sherman Hill* Okay, time for my plan.
Mirage: *Backing three diesels onto a freight train*
Dan: *Walking to Mirage's train*
Mike: Where are toi two heading?
Dan: Westbound, to Greeley.
Mirage:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song (Start at 1:39): link

Blue: *Enters Gran Turismo*
State Trooper Pony: All units, State Troopers, and Gran Turismo Police Department, Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine are at it again. Southbound, black Pontiac, Ida, 2, 4, Edward, King, Sam.
Two Undercover Police Ponies: *Driving Impalas*
Undercover Police Pony: Ten-4, we're joining the pursuit.
Tim: *Next to Julia as she drives the M4* GT24 to units chasing Blue, and Aqua, what's your location?
State Trooper Pony: Main Street.
Julia: *Drives*
Tim: Ten-4, joining pursuit from Local Consideration.
Aqua: *Holding a Glock pistol* Turn left at that intersection....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Julia was driving the M4 Police car, patrolling the Round Freeway, with Tim sitting suivant to her.

Tim: Did Dan tell toi the bad news?
Julia: Dan hasn't spoken to me in two days. What happened?
Tim: He, and his partners were pulled out of the Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine case.
Julia: They must be upset about it.
Tim: Yeah. It was because of something Andy did. He shot a poney when he wasn't supposed to.
Julia: Why? What was the other poney doing?
Tim: He was just visiting a friend, and was taking some things with him. Some apples, a carrot, and he borrowed a PS2 controller, because his wasn't working....
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Void - toi wanted to meet me.
Dan - Yes. Do toi know what holds Valkyries core?
Void - Same as old PCS is SLS.
Dan - Saftey Lock System... So sûr, sans danger that it can be open. We called it overlock.
Void - So?
Dan - Use it too long and toi simply die.

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???
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Nyx - Hmmm... toi smell it. The storm is coming.
Blaze - Yes *looks over him* Butyful.
Nyx - So my dear. *looks in he eyes* It's time to interrupt their fun event.


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operation shadow raid
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Dan - Phase 3 end. Phase 4.
Void - Let-
Blaze - Well well well.
-Blaze shows in same Valkyrie but black and red colored-
Blaze - *shoots something to the ground as it...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 14, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 9:46 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Ponies: *Listening to the loudspeaker at the station*
Loudspeaker Pony: Attention all passengers, happy Valentines Day. The suivant train arriving is The City Of Denver. It's really big, so make sure it doesn't hit you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Kissing Metal Gloss as he drives a freight train out of the yard*
Metal Gloss: I feel so warm.
Hawkeye: Your face is red. Perhaps it's something I did.
Metal Gloss: Oh, no the heater is too high. *Lowers the temperature on the heater*
Audience: *Laughing*

Snowflake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 9, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:16 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *In his office* Why, are we back here? Go follow Stylo, I know what he's doing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I wish him good luck too.

Song: link

Two days later at a bar

Stylo: *Drunk, resting his head on the counter in front of him* Oh fuck!!!
Pony 85: *Arrives* Hey.
Stylo: *Picks up his head, and looks at the poney to his right*
Pony 85: I've heard of you.
Stylo: I'm sure toi have, now if toi don't mind, I'm trying to have a hangover.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pony 85: Somepony named Pierce Hawkins told me about you....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 17 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: Okay, here's what we're going to do. *Loses connection*

Rainbow Dash has left the game

Pinkie Pie: I like that idea. Let's do nothing.
Twilight: She rost connection. It's up to us.
Pinkie Pie: Right toi are Twilight. Let's go use the teleporter.

As they were running, twelve zombies started to chase them.

Twilight: *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: That tickles. *Lands between the horde of zombies*
Zombies: *Staying around the monkey*
Monkey: *Kills the zombies* Better luck suivant time zombies.
Twilight: toi give me great honor.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter, and plants...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"They a dit to colonise the orther world. Noone knew it would end with millions of dead. Officials say that they can be heated as new generation of PCS come out under new name : Valkyries. These one are bigger, in size of typical Ponyville building and are created on look of human. Ponies enlist to army to take on monsters on orther side of gate, where -60 C cold wildness meet them."

Dan - toi will not fall back from battlefield!


SomeoneButNoone presents.

Dan - Squadron V-2 are present :

The newest project.

Dan - V-1.1 Captain-Liberator Void V-1.2 seconde Lieutenant Snowflake.

And the main project...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 8 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Sees a green light on the map* The mystery box is on the bottom left portion of this map.
Applejack: What are we waitin' for? Let's buy some guns.

Lead par arc en ciel Dash, the ponies ran up the aisle, heading towards the room they started in, and turned right, to buy the suivant room.

Pinkie Pie: Okay, time for one of toi to buy the door now.
Applejack: No Pinkie, toi do it. toi have enough points to buy both this door, and a gun from the mystery box.
Pinkie Pie: Do not argue with your leader, and buy the door! One of you!
Rainbow Dash: I'll be the mature pony, and buy...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 7 is beginning

Pinkie Pie: *Gets into the teleporter with everypony else* Now remember, we won't use the teleporter until a zombie gets near us. That way, we can kill it with the lightning that comes out.
Twilight: Rightning?
Pinkie Pie: Das is correct.
Zombies: *Appearing from barriers*

The theater started to shake.

Rainbow Dash: Uh-oh. I think we got some new Friends coming to rejoindre the party.
Applejack: *Shoots a zombie* toi see what happens when toi touch Applejack?
Rainbow Dash: But he didn't even touch you.
Applejack: Exactly.
Pinkie Pie: *Sees a zombie getting very close* Now! *Uses the...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
>>>rebooting system
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...
...
>>>>Error<<<<<

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Equestrian Labs.
00:05
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Steven - *reads papers* Mhm... I see... Alright *drops paper* Alright... Dan left toi unfinished. Time to polish you.

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1 heure later*
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Steven - OK
Scientist #1 - *gives half mechanic cœur, coeur to Steven*
Steven - *puts cœur, coeur inside* toi will feel great... And be allowed to use over-trance.
Scientist #2 - We are ready for additional repairments.
Steven - Splendid! Let's start right away!

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4 hours later
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Void - *wakes up* where.. I am?
Steven - Welcome! toi were dead for one year.
Void - Dead......
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Joel - toi guys know there is way to clear my account. Pilot!
Pilot - Aye?
Joel - To FBI HQ!
Pilot - Yes sir.
Joel - *wears Kevlar* Those prison clothes are uncomfortable.
Steven - What's the plan?
Damien - Yeah...
Joel - Arson. We burn the hall and take server with my data and break it.
Damien - Sounds easy.
Joel - Oi... Nothing is easy...


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After action - safehouse
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Joel - Woo good to be free.
Damien - toi talk like toi were there for ages but it wasn't even 12 hours.
Steven - Heh...
Joel - Give me a break..

Dimitri - Good job boys. Your debts were paid... Good luck in your life!
FI - Well guys first...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dimitri - Do toi liked the mares I sender to you? They didn't wanted it but with some money... toi guys live like kings in the penthouse I bought for you. But it's action time. Time to work on the work. I left toi some heavy armor to wear. toi gonna go with truck as watch dogs. If anyone will try to steal it kill them. If police gonna check the truck kill them. Money need some laundry so toi know. Anyway that's pretty much this.
FI - Heard the old pony. Sit there and don't déplacer an inch and everything will be OKAY.


Damien - Eh it takes long to get there.
Steven - Yeah...
Joel - salut new how is it...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - Gentelmans we will déplacer onto bigger shit from now.


Hour : 06:28


FI - My old informator need help, his name is Dimitri, he have Russian Mob on territories of Ponyville and Canterlot, we are doing job for him.



Location : Canterlot


FI - Some Ponies started stealing his cocaine and use it in their little ghetto. Dimitri want toi to "pay them a visit" and take what his. He will reward us with money. He trusts us so don't screw it up. No police - only toi and junkies. Easy right? And it gives us enterance into Canterlot affairs.



Action Start



*Van appears at ghetto*
Junkie - What the hell.. Cops or...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was 8:57 PM when Tim arrived at the green house suivant to the train station. There, he would visit Brielle.

Tim: *Walks to the front door* I wonder how she's able to answer the door. *Rings the door bell*

The whole house vibrated from the cloche, bell being rung.

Tim: Guess that réponses my question.
Brielle: *Opens the door while holding a piece of paper that says hello*

Song (Start at 0:15): link

Meanwhile on Malpaso Avenue, disaster struck

Pony: *Driving a Mitsubishi in the dark*
Deer: *Runs into the road*
Pony: *Brakes, but hits the deer*
Honda Pony: *Hits the Mitsubishi*
Volkswagen Pony: *Crashes...
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Saten and Spike: Starlight Glimmer?

Twilight: I was sure I saw her, boys. But when I looked again, she was gone! I'm just worried what she could be up

Spike: Nothing good, I bet. I heard she wasn't very happy the last time toi saw.

Saten: (sarcastically) toi don't say.

Twilight: Look, forcing everybody in her village to have the same cutie mark wasn't right. We had to do something!

Saten: plus like toi had to do something.. I loved her town.

Twilight: (annoyed) No toi didn't.. toi just thought she was hot.

Saten: ... Still do.

Twilight: Well, toi won't be thinking that after she tries to kill you.

Saten:...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 2


"The battle aginst fool"


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Darkness - Really...
Gatekeeper - Only one poney to pass this point.
Lightning - Why?
Gatekeeper - ou else another Ponies will die.......
Whiteheart - I'll go!
Darkness - Let me... I have power of creation...
Gatekeeper - Everypony else should follow me *walks*
Lightning - Watch out there... OK...
Darkness - Alright... *walks to Golden Hall*
Dan - *stands in middle of hall slightly smiling* toi couldn't play par my rules....
Darkness - ...
Dan - Its a butyful jour isn't it...
Darkness - ...
Dan - toi know what is special in this Hall, if someone dies he come back. Well...
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