Hiya guys! I know you'd say that I'm a b*tch for not uploading this sooner. I'm so darn busy with school, toi have no idea! And after school I have to do my homework *cough* catch up with the 2nd season of Lie To Me *cough* and I have to study *cough* which I don't actually do *cough*.
Don't blame me! Twitter is my addiction!
MAH FELLOW READERS OF HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUNSHINE: I'll try to update as soon as possible. I'm gonna try to do my best. I know, I suck at updating! I think I'll manage to mettre en ligne a new chapter suivant week.
Thanks to SammiMD for beta-reading my fics! *hugs* she's great, ya know!? toi should follow her on twitter, but I'm gonna kill toi if toi a volé, étole her from me! She's mine, okay!? XD
Enjoy the one-shot, even if it's only about 430 words.
Either read ou review. No, I got that wrong. Read but don't review. Gonna try again. Read and read. Okay, I'm losing my mind completely. Read and Review!
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"Greed"
House's eyes were carefully inspecting the images on the screen in front of him as he grabbed a handful of pop corn, maïs soufflé from the bowl and brought it to his mouth. Cuddy entered the room at that moment, looking at him skeptically, before moving to sit down suivant to him.
"What are toi watching?" She asked as she sat down and rested her cheek on his shoulder.
House didn't take his eyes off the television. She reached across to grab a handful of his popcorn, but he moved the bowl out of her reach.
"That's mine."
House brought the pop corn, maïs soufflé back to his lap and took a sip of his beer. Cuddy looked amused and reached out again towards the much coveted bowl. But, once again, House took the pop corn, maïs soufflé away from the cunning thief.
"I a dit it's MINE!"
The Diagnostician kept staring at the screen, where a couple of doctors were s’embrasser in an operating room.
"This montrer is meaningless and has no moral values"
"That's the only reason I watch shows like this."
Keeping her eyes on the screen, Cuddy slowly stretched her hand towards the pop corn, maïs soufflé and once again failed in her attempted theft. This time House looked into her eyes.
"If toi like pop corn, maïs soufflé that much, there's plus in the pantry."
Cuddy smiled sweetly. "I only want a handful."
"No. This is MINE!"
The Dean snorted angrily, as she tried in vain to reach out to get popcorn.
"You're jouer la comédie like a child. Give me some popcorn"
"No."
House moved away the pop corn, maïs soufflé even further away until the bowl was tilted so much that a few pieces fell to the ground.
"House!"
"Cuddy!"
"I only want a handful of pop corn, maïs soufflé and then I'll leave toi alone."
"I a dit no. It's MINE and I'm not sharing it."
Cuddy leaned closer to him and smiled maliciously. She kissed him gently on the lips for a few seconds, before sliding her tongue over his lips in a breath-stealing kiss. With one hand stroking his chest as the other ventured lower, pausing on the longed-for goal. Cuddy took a handful of pop corn, maïs soufflé and got up from the couch, smiling triumphantly.
"Good. In that case - in that room is my lit and I won't share it with toi tonight. toi can sleep on the couch."
House looked at her in amazement as she walked quietly into the bedroom eating her trophy. He smiled and continued watching TV certain that if he followed her she would mock him for it all weekend.
Don't blame me! Twitter is my addiction!
MAH FELLOW READERS OF HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUNSHINE: I'll try to update as soon as possible. I'm gonna try to do my best. I know, I suck at updating! I think I'll manage to mettre en ligne a new chapter suivant week.
Thanks to SammiMD for beta-reading my fics! *hugs* she's great, ya know!? toi should follow her on twitter, but I'm gonna kill toi if toi a volé, étole her from me! She's mine, okay!? XD
Enjoy the one-shot, even if it's only about 430 words.
Either read ou review. No, I got that wrong. Read but don't review. Gonna try again. Read and read. Okay, I'm losing my mind completely. Read and Review!
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"Greed"
House's eyes were carefully inspecting the images on the screen in front of him as he grabbed a handful of pop corn, maïs soufflé from the bowl and brought it to his mouth. Cuddy entered the room at that moment, looking at him skeptically, before moving to sit down suivant to him.
"What are toi watching?" She asked as she sat down and rested her cheek on his shoulder.
House didn't take his eyes off the television. She reached across to grab a handful of his popcorn, but he moved the bowl out of her reach.
"That's mine."
House brought the pop corn, maïs soufflé back to his lap and took a sip of his beer. Cuddy looked amused and reached out again towards the much coveted bowl. But, once again, House took the pop corn, maïs soufflé away from the cunning thief.
"I a dit it's MINE!"
The Diagnostician kept staring at the screen, where a couple of doctors were s’embrasser in an operating room.
"This montrer is meaningless and has no moral values"
"That's the only reason I watch shows like this."
Keeping her eyes on the screen, Cuddy slowly stretched her hand towards the pop corn, maïs soufflé and once again failed in her attempted theft. This time House looked into her eyes.
"If toi like pop corn, maïs soufflé that much, there's plus in the pantry."
Cuddy smiled sweetly. "I only want a handful."
"No. This is MINE!"
The Dean snorted angrily, as she tried in vain to reach out to get popcorn.
"You're jouer la comédie like a child. Give me some popcorn"
"No."
House moved away the pop corn, maïs soufflé even further away until the bowl was tilted so much that a few pieces fell to the ground.
"House!"
"Cuddy!"
"I only want a handful of pop corn, maïs soufflé and then I'll leave toi alone."
"I a dit no. It's MINE and I'm not sharing it."
Cuddy leaned closer to him and smiled maliciously. She kissed him gently on the lips for a few seconds, before sliding her tongue over his lips in a breath-stealing kiss. With one hand stroking his chest as the other ventured lower, pausing on the longed-for goal. Cuddy took a handful of pop corn, maïs soufflé and got up from the couch, smiling triumphantly.
"Good. In that case - in that room is my lit and I won't share it with toi tonight. toi can sleep on the couch."
House looked at her in amazement as she walked quietly into the bedroom eating her trophy. He smiled and continued watching TV certain that if he followed her she would mock him for it all weekend.