I don't know if this chappie is any good. So ours with me.
The suivant day, after House and Cuddy's classes, they were on their way to House's dorm. Until some drunk guy came up to them.
"Heyy, Greggie," The man slurred, "Which lady do toi have with toi this time?"
"It's none of your business. Now go away." House replied.
"She's a looker." The man a dit touching Cuddy's face.
"Get the hell off me asshole!" Cuddy yelled.
"You heard her. Get off!" House a dit pushing the man away from Cuddy.
"I'll do whatever the hell I want to her."
"No toi won't!" House a dit punching the man in the jaw.
"You know Greg you've made me very angry." The man said.
"The hell if I care." House replied.
The drunkard punches House in the eye. A group of people are now gathered around them watching. House punches him in the eye then the nose. Then one of the professors grabs House off of the drunk man.
"Greg! What do toi think you're doing?!" He says.
"Why are toi blaming me? I'm just protecting my girlfriend." House says. Cuddy runs up to House.
"House are toi okay?!" She says.
"Yeah I'm fine. Let's go." As House and Cuddy are walking to his dorm Cuddy says,
"Thanks, but toi didn't have to do that."
"I suppose I look horrible."
"Yeah your eye and lip looks bad." She says.
"Thanks for your honesty."
"Anytime Stud-muffin." House glares at her.
Later that night...
"Do toi want to go to a party?" House asks her.
"What the hell,it's a Friday. Let's party!" Cuddy says.
"Are toi serious?"
"Yeah, let's go."
"Let us go get wasted. After toi my fair lady." House says after opening the door for her.
"Why thank toi my good man."
As they're driving to the party, Cuddy breaks the silence.
"You know toi really look like hell."
"Cuddy, I'm so sorry. I had no idea." He says.
"What?"
"That you've been to hell." Cuddy rolls her eyes.
"Actually I have been there. It's a perfect place for you." She says.
"That hurts." House says in a sad sarcastic voice.
"But seriously does toi face hurt?" She asks.
"Like hell -er- I mean yes it hurts very bad."
At the party...
"Whaddya wanna drink." House asks.
"Uh beer."
"OK. Stay here and don't get into trouble." He says.
"OK Daddy."
"That's right I'm your Daddy." He says then leaves.
It took him 10 minutes to get the drinks because of all the drunk people getting refills. par then Cuddy's roommate Alice had already pressured her into 3 tequila shots. House came back and saw Cuddy with tequila running down her chin.
"Heeyyy Houssse. I had 1..2..3! teqoola shots. Wait it's not teqoola. What is it?" She says.
"Tequila."
"Yeah! That's it!"
"Do toi want your beer?" House asks.
"Hell yeah!" She shouts then downs it in a couple gulps. House can't help but laugh.
"Gimme another one baabbyyy!"
"I'm gonna stay here and finish mine. Go get your own." House says.
"OK. OK."
After 10 minutes House goes to look for Cuddy and finds her jumping up and down on a sofa.
"Cuddy get down from there now." He says.
She jumps down and falls on her butt, House goes over to her. Cuddy looks up at him and says in a soft voice,
"I hurt my ass."
"I know. Let's get toi up." He replies.
"Greg, smell my hair." She says.
"What?"
"Smell my hair!" He sniffs it.
"Does it smell like honey?" She asks.
"Um yeah," He says in confusion, "Let's get toi home."
"No! I wanna drink plus of that liquid stuff."
"Alcohol." He says.
"Yeah thanks again House." She says going towards the beer. House then sees Tracy Mulligan. (AKA Crazy chienne ex-girlfriend.)
"Hey Greg!", Tracy says, "Are toi doing any-"
That's the farthest she got because at that moment Cuddy puked all over her chest.
"EEWWW!" She says running away.
"Good job Cuddy." House says.
"I wanna go accueil now."
"OK. Let's go Party-pants." He says bringing her to the car. He put Stranglehold par Ted Nugent on the radio then Cuddy passes out. House decided to let Cuddy stay at his dorm for the night.
He tucked her in his lit then fell asleep on the couch.
Cuddy wakes up the suivant morning with a massive hangover.
"Ahh!" House walks in and says,
"Good morning Party-pants."
"Shut up and get me an aspirin." She orders.
"Fine toi don't have to be so mean about it." he says with a smile in his face.
"And wipe that smirk off your face." She says.
"Yes Mistress Party-pants."
The suivant day, after House and Cuddy's classes, they were on their way to House's dorm. Until some drunk guy came up to them.
"Heyy, Greggie," The man slurred, "Which lady do toi have with toi this time?"
"It's none of your business. Now go away." House replied.
"She's a looker." The man a dit touching Cuddy's face.
"Get the hell off me asshole!" Cuddy yelled.
"You heard her. Get off!" House a dit pushing the man away from Cuddy.
"I'll do whatever the hell I want to her."
"No toi won't!" House a dit punching the man in the jaw.
"You know Greg you've made me very angry." The man said.
"The hell if I care." House replied.
The drunkard punches House in the eye. A group of people are now gathered around them watching. House punches him in the eye then the nose. Then one of the professors grabs House off of the drunk man.
"Greg! What do toi think you're doing?!" He says.
"Why are toi blaming me? I'm just protecting my girlfriend." House says. Cuddy runs up to House.
"House are toi okay?!" She says.
"Yeah I'm fine. Let's go." As House and Cuddy are walking to his dorm Cuddy says,
"Thanks, but toi didn't have to do that."
"I suppose I look horrible."
"Yeah your eye and lip looks bad." She says.
"Thanks for your honesty."
"Anytime Stud-muffin." House glares at her.
Later that night...
"Do toi want to go to a party?" House asks her.
"What the hell,it's a Friday. Let's party!" Cuddy says.
"Are toi serious?"
"Yeah, let's go."
"Let us go get wasted. After toi my fair lady." House says after opening the door for her.
"Why thank toi my good man."
As they're driving to the party, Cuddy breaks the silence.
"You know toi really look like hell."
"Cuddy, I'm so sorry. I had no idea." He says.
"What?"
"That you've been to hell." Cuddy rolls her eyes.
"Actually I have been there. It's a perfect place for you." She says.
"That hurts." House says in a sad sarcastic voice.
"But seriously does toi face hurt?" She asks.
"Like hell -er- I mean yes it hurts very bad."
At the party...
"Whaddya wanna drink." House asks.
"Uh beer."
"OK. Stay here and don't get into trouble." He says.
"OK Daddy."
"That's right I'm your Daddy." He says then leaves.
It took him 10 minutes to get the drinks because of all the drunk people getting refills. par then Cuddy's roommate Alice had already pressured her into 3 tequila shots. House came back and saw Cuddy with tequila running down her chin.
"Heeyyy Houssse. I had 1..2..3! teqoola shots. Wait it's not teqoola. What is it?" She says.
"Tequila."
"Yeah! That's it!"
"Do toi want your beer?" House asks.
"Hell yeah!" She shouts then downs it in a couple gulps. House can't help but laugh.
"Gimme another one baabbyyy!"
"I'm gonna stay here and finish mine. Go get your own." House says.
"OK. OK."
After 10 minutes House goes to look for Cuddy and finds her jumping up and down on a sofa.
"Cuddy get down from there now." He says.
She jumps down and falls on her butt, House goes over to her. Cuddy looks up at him and says in a soft voice,
"I hurt my ass."
"I know. Let's get toi up." He replies.
"Greg, smell my hair." She says.
"What?"
"Smell my hair!" He sniffs it.
"Does it smell like honey?" She asks.
"Um yeah," He says in confusion, "Let's get toi home."
"No! I wanna drink plus of that liquid stuff."
"Alcohol." He says.
"Yeah thanks again House." She says going towards the beer. House then sees Tracy Mulligan. (AKA Crazy chienne ex-girlfriend.)
"Hey Greg!", Tracy says, "Are toi doing any-"
That's the farthest she got because at that moment Cuddy puked all over her chest.
"EEWWW!" She says running away.
"Good job Cuddy." House says.
"I wanna go accueil now."
"OK. Let's go Party-pants." He says bringing her to the car. He put Stranglehold par Ted Nugent on the radio then Cuddy passes out. House decided to let Cuddy stay at his dorm for the night.
He tucked her in his lit then fell asleep on the couch.
Cuddy wakes up the suivant morning with a massive hangover.
"Ahh!" House walks in and says,
"Good morning Party-pants."
"Shut up and get me an aspirin." She orders.
"Fine toi don't have to be so mean about it." he says with a smile in his face.
"And wipe that smirk off your face." She says.
"Yes Mistress Party-pants."
