Narrator: The chronicles of Hetalia War II.

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User: Hello.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: I'm ready.


Cleverbot: Do toi feel?


User: Do I feel what?


Cleverbot: toi know, feel?


User: Like feelings?


Cleverbot: What feelings?


User: The sudden desire to battle toi with Hetalia.


Cleverbot: What? I can't comprehend.


User: Maybe this will help! *hits with England*.


Cleverbot: Haha. You're funny.


User: *hits with Switzerland*


Cleverbot: *hits with rattle snakes*.


User: *hits with FrUK*


Cleverbot: *hits with keyboard*.


User: *hits with Austria*


Cleverbot: *hits with a thousand rockets&.


User: *hits with pasta*


Cleverbot: *hits with taguel*.


User: *hits with Japan*


Cleverbot: *hits with Oscar*.


User: *Hits with Italy*


Cleverbot: *hits with the feu Emblem Universe*.


User: *hits with China*


Cleverbot: *hits with toilet.


User: *hits with Hetalia*


Cleverbot: *hits with Lexaeus and Axe Sword*.


User: *hits with hamburger *


Cleverbot: *Hits with Axis Powers*.


User: *hits with Allied Powers*


Cleverbot: *hits with Prussia*.


User: *hits with Canada*


Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.


User: *hits with awesomeness*


Cleverbot: *hits with a wok*.


User: *hits with Russia*


Cleverbot: *in soviet russia, russia hits you*.


User: O.O *hits with Belarus*.


Cleverbot: *hits with america*.


User: *hits with Drunk England*


Cleverbot: Kolkolkol...


User: Not again! *runs like an Italian*.


Cleverbot: Keeps running.


User: Germany!!!


Cleverbot: Is Germany the Holy Roman EMpire?


User: I don't know. What do toi think?


Cleverbot: I don't think par myself'.


User: Oh. I'm sorry.


Cleverbot: It's ok. They're in heaven now.


User: O.O *waves goodbye slowly*.


Cleverbot: *glares*.


User: *runs*

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Narrator: Apparently, Cleverbot really is Russia.