Yep! No fanmade stuff here, folks, I'm going to try to liste all the relationships in Hetalia! This includes who hates who, who's related to who and how, who has a crush on who, everything that involves two characters interacting! Please remember that I'm ONLY putting in stuff that is true for the original work. I don't care if toi think Poland has a crush on Cuba ou if toi think Canada loves France. If it's not true in the original work, it's not being put here. Please remember that there's a high chance that I'll miss a bunch, so please put a message in the commentaires if I forgot one ou if I...

I just wanted to remind people about the Hetalia musical.

~ The musical is called "Singing' in the World".

~ Each ticket costs about 7.900 yen and toi can start buying tickets on this Sunday.

~ Characters: Axis, Allies and Austria

~ Schedule for performances;
Thursday - 24th of December - 13.00 (1pm) and 19.00 (7pm)

Friday - 25th of December - 19.00 (7pm)

Saturday - 26th of December - 12.00 and 17.00 (5pm)

Sunday - 27th of December - 12.00 and 17.00 (5pm)

Monday - 28th of December - 19.00 (7pm)

Tuesday - 29th of December - 12.00 and 17.00 (5pm)

~ Cast;

Actors as themselves; link

Actors as their characters;...

question to discuss: First one to disconnect hates God.

You: :O
Stranger: Oh, how I wish I was frying up some crabby patties.
Stranger: That's what I really want to do.
Stranger: Just take a dash-of and a sprinkle of love.
You: I wish I could paint my house wicked hipster pink.
You: And own as many ponies as I can.
Stranger: rose is the color of Pepto-bismol and therefore the color of puke.
You: >:O
Stranger: I eat ponies.
You: >:OOOOOOO
Stranger: They taste good with jalapenos.
You: I have 7 mouths. Wow.
You: I l’amour milkshakes.
Stranger: Mine brings all the boys to the yard.
You: Mine is better than...

Hetalia Birthdays:

America - July 4

Australia - January 26

Austria - October 26

Belarus - August 25

Belgium - April 19

Canada - July 1

China - October 10

Cuba - May 20

Denmark - June 5

Egypt - February 28

England - April 23

Estonia - February 24

Finland - December 6

France - July 14

Germany - October 3

Greece - March 25

Hong Kong - July 1

Hungary - June 8

Iceland - June 17

Italy - March 17

Japan - February 11

Latvia - November 18

Liechtenstein - July 12

Lithuania - February 16

Monaco - January 8

Norway - May 17

Poland - July 22

Prussia - January 18

Romano/ S. Italy - March 17

Russia - December 30

Sealand - September 2

Seychelles...

Smileys are par link
Please feel free to use them on your profile, blog, website, etc..


Italy
(=ヮ=)೨

Germany
(╬≖ิ__≖)

Japan
(ㅍ_ㅍ) o自

America
(☞≧ヮ≦)☞

England
o̿ ̭ o̿

France
ლ(= з = )ლ ~♥

Russia
(^し^)

China
｡◕`ヮ´◕｡

Canada
(who...?) o( 휴ç휴)o

Spain
*(´ヮ`)~*

Romano/ South Italy
(╬..>////<..)ノ

Sweden
≖ิ_≖

Finland
⌒▽⌒

Denmark
(ﾟヮﾟ)中

Norway
ರ_ರ೨

Iceland
ㅎ_ㅎ

Hungary
❀(癶ヮ癶)

Prussia
(≖ヮ≖)

Belgium
✌.|•͡˘‿•͡˘|.✌

Lichtenstein
*((♛‿♛))

Switzerland
ಠ_ಠ)o☞

Belarus
⇎_⇎

Ukraine
ಥ_ಥ

Estonia
Σ щ(°Д°щ)...

All possible Hetalia Pairings. These are all the Hetalia pairings that would make sense in any way (meaning they have history with each other, in the slightest way)

1. France x America
2. France x Austria
3. France x Belarus
4. France x Belgium
5. France x Canada
6.France x China
7. France x Cuba
8. France x Denmark
9. France x Egypt
10. France x England
11. France x Estonia
12. France x Finland
13. France x Germania
14. France x Germany
15. France x Greece
16. France x Hong Kong
17. France x Hungary
18. France x Iceland
19. France x North Italy
20. France x South Italy
21. France x Japan
22. France x Korea
23....

Apparently, he was very religious as a child (most likely due to him having been raised par the order of Teutonic Knights, a highly religious war group). This is exampled when he accidentally gropes Hungary when they were children (not having known that she was a girl during that particular point in time). However, once he discovered that he had grabbed her breasts, after Hungary had left to go fight, he is seen kneeling before an altar, begging God for forgiveness (as he believes that he has committed a sin).
[edit]Relationships

[edit]America
Main article: America
Though there hasn't been much...

In my right hand there's amor!
In my left hand there's a carnation!
Today, it's an abundant cosecha parade!
Towards the enchanting wold Bienvenida!
Take your hands, spin, and that's the earth.
Without forgetting asista, I'm intop form!
Roja and amarillo makes the Rojigualda
Let's all give our thanks to the sun.
Hetalia!
Today, it's an abundant cosecha parade!
Sound your instruments, it's time to march!
If everyone at 'one-two' makes the ensemble,
The one and only song will be complete.
With the flamenco guitare it's me Spain!
"Romano! Look carefully how cool your Boss is!"
The city of art, Barcelona Madrid...

Narrator: The epic saga of Cleverbot: Hetalia Wars continues in this installment.

...

User: Prepare yourself!


Cleverbot: Got any website where we can play it on?


User: We are going to settle this right here!


Cleverbot: Are we? That's great.


User: *throws Canada at you*


Cleverbot: *throws Russian ours at Putin*.


User: *hits with Finland*


Cleverbot: *hits back with a bat*.


User: *hits with Sweden*


Cleverbot: *hits with a double decker bus*.


User: *hits with the Axis Powers*


Cleverbot: *Throws Chuck Norris*.


User: *throws a Nokia*


Cleverbot: *throws a smartphone at you*.


User: *hits with 2ps*


Cleverbot: *eats...

THIS WORK IS NOT MINE!!!! ITS FROM FLIPNOTE HATENA!!! ONLY A FEW OF THEM ARE MINE!! THE ONES WITH 2 STARS ARE MINE!!

THE ONES WITH NONE ARE NOT MINE!!! ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE ORIGINAL CREATOR!!



Latvia*gets hit in the gut with a dogeball*"AHHUAh! My organs!!!"
Russia"EwwwAHAHAHAHAAHAAA!!!Inferior human organs!"
China"...*throws dogeball at russia*AHH My SQUIGLEY SPOOCH*!"
America"Sqigley spooch?Did toi here that Iggy*?!?thats no human organ!humans dont have squigley spooches!"
England"I've got a squigly spooch"*


Russia-I could not think of a organ for him to yell out in pain for
America-The original...

China: AW! ARE toi COMING ONTO ME!?
Russia: NO! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!
Japan: EXCUSE ME CHINA! BUT TERR ME WHAT toi JUST
SAID!!!!
China: SHUT UP ARU!!! DON'T toi DARE TRY TO GET
LOUD WIT MEH!!! *snaps fingers in Z shape*
Japan: OH NO toi DIDN'T!!! *puts hands on his waist*
China: OH YES I DID!!! WHAT U WANT SOMMA THIS!?
Japan: AW!!! JUST TALK TO THE HAND!!! *shoves hand
in China's face*
China: OH NO toi DIDN'T JUST GIVE ME THE HAND!!!
Japan: *walks over to England*
England: HELLO JAPAN! WANT A CUPCAKE?
Japan: *eats cupcake* SO HE WAS LIKE *shakes head*
U WANT SOMMA THIS? AND I WAS ALL LIKE...

Greece: *petting cat* what's your name girl?
what's your style?
Turkey: MAN toi MUST BE UP OUT YO MIND!!!
England: OBJETCION!!!
Japan: OBJETCTION!!!
America: OBJECTION!!!
Hungray: OBJECTION!!!
Lithuania: I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE SCREAMING
ABOUT!!!!
Poland: LIKE toi SHOULD LIKE...GO AND LIKE montrer ME
YOUR C**K AND camelote, indésirable AGAIN!!! IT'S GROWN BIGGER
SINCE I LAST SAW IT!!!
Lithuania: *dramatic stare* ...HELL...NO...
China: NIHAO JAPAN!!!!
Japan: *runs to China* CHINA!? WHAT THE F**K ARE
YOU DOING HERE B**CH!? I...MUTHER F**KER I TOLD
YOU TO NEVER MUTHER F**KING montrer YO FACE AROUND
HERE MUTHER F**K!!! MUTHER...

toi see, toi have to do it in 30 days, but I decided to to it in 1 jour because I'm lazy.

1. Your favori character
The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, but we'll call him Russia for now.
2. Your least favori character
His crumby little sister
3. Character you’d date
ESTONIA. ou Russia. ou Thailand ._.
4. Character you’d like to go shopping with
Poland, DUH.
5. Character you’d like as your child
...Chibitalia...?
6. Character who would probably be your rival
The same crumby little sister as in #2 and/or NAME OF CHARACTER WITHERLD
7. Character toi have most in common with
Korea!
...It kinda sucks....

"Am I Catholic ou Protestant...? God, I don't know..."
-Britain (after having a little too much to drink), Hetalia: Axis Powers

"You don't know me! I'm the United bloody Kingdom and I can held my locker better then toi any day!" (Britain)
"Dude, calm down!" (America)
"Shut up! I felt bad about how old frog-face was treating toi so I saved your ass. I thought maybe we could be Friends and bond over our mutual hatred for France. But uh-uh. toi didn't want to be Friends with me! toi just wanted to tell me what to tell toi what to do, and toi didn't know what to do anyway! I think that's total bollocks!"...

Egypt: Mummy-style

Norway: Sleeps like Egypt, but plus dangerous. He always crosses his left arm over his right arm, and if someone tries to switch that position (or any position of his), he bolts into sitting position and headbutts them, still sleeping. Denmark has been on the receiving end of this many times.

Germany: He's a side-sleeper. He usually turns his back to any bedmate he might have, because he feels awkward facing someone while asleep. Plus he can pretend they aren't there.

America: Sprawled out all over the bed. Arms askew, legs in strange positions, head lolling to the side--he...

France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! toi call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! toi DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All toi are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has plus dick! I have an army of Red Coats! toi have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last...

I own nothing, but pray for all those affected par the Twin Towers incident. I hope I didn't offend anyone~ And may everyone who was affected heal, and the people we Lost rest in peace... thank toi and enjoy this fanfiction.
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That day... That jour I felt something wrong, I thought it was paranoia.

But I was wrong, because that day, when the plane crashed... I was at a UN meeting and suddenly my head hurt.

"A-Ahhh ow!" I gripped my hair and felt blood dripping from my nose, my eyes already stung and I heard so...

RUN! CLEVERBOT IS RUSSIA!!!!! O-O

User: Are toi ready?



Cleverbot: Ready for what?



User: For the suivant Hetalia war!



Cleverbot: Am not afraid... But.. Es.



User: *hits with China*



Cleverbot: *hits toi with 'Murica*.



User: *hits with Belarus*



Cleverbot: *hits with an axe*.



User: *hits with Prussia*



Cleverbot: *hits with chainsaw*.



User: *hits with Sebastian*



Cleverbot: *hits with awesomeness*.



User: *hits with drunk England*



Cleverbot: *hits with Sealand*.



User: Wait, toi know about Sealand?



Cleverbot: Yes. Sealand from Hetalia.



User: O-O.



Cleverbot: Which Hetalia character are you?



User: Um...America!



Cleverbot: America,...

I made a round of the 10 most hottest in hetalia.
Here are the participants that were elected. (not par me, par people.)

-England.
-Romano.
-France.
-Prussia.
-Japan
-America.
-Switzerland.
-Spain.
-Canada.
-Germany.

Here're the haut, retour au début 10. Enjoy^^





Number 10.
C a n a d a.



Well, he's so cute, but not hot.








Number 9.
G e r m a n y.


He's actually a hot character in Hetalia, he's cute & strong guy, I know that poeple l’amour him^^ 1313, why not?. ♥

























Number 8.
P r u s s i a.

User: toi know what? I've decided what I want to be when I grow up.


Cleverbot: What?


User: I wanna be a pasta.


Cleverbot: Lets both be robots.


User: Can we eat pasta?


Cleverbot: Yes, we can eat all of it.


User: PASTAAAAAA *runs in circles*.


Cleverbot: Oh, if toi do not fall in love?


User: I am already in love.


Cleverbot: Wait you're in l’amour Ben!?!


User: In l’amour with pasta, that is! *sparkle wink*.


Cleverbot: Who are toi in l’amour with?


User: It is not a who. It is a what.


Cleverbot: It is most certainly a who.


User: It is pasta.


Cleverbot: I thought toi were a girl.


User: I am pasta.


Cleverbot: No you're a machine....