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posted by ladolcevita
- It isn't illegal to do this, since the publisher posté it up on the internet first, just in hard to read handwriting.

OK, So this is J.K Rowling's 2 Page StoryCard.
Read it first, and the read my thoughts about it.
Then, toi can post your's in the comments!!

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The speeding motorcycle took the sharp corner so fast in the darkness that both policemen in the pursuing car shouted,"Whoa!" Sergeant Fisher slammed his large foot on the brake, thinking that the boy who was riding pillion was sure to be flung under his wheels; however, the motorbike made the turn without unseating either of...
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posted by crazyduds2
1. Put a whopee cushion on Delores Umbridge's seat. When she asks toi why it's there, respond with, "The dark lord is back. Watch yourself." And than walk away.
2. Blare loud muggle rap musique from your office and scream "Oh yeah, baby!" And "Whoa yeah!" At aléatoire times.
3. Install lighting in the Department of Mysteries and call it the "Department of Lighting."
4. Scream in the hall, "Bellatrix! Why have toi left me?" And than ask the nearest person if they would like to rejoindre toi for a butterbeer after work.
5. Tell everyone that toi have a secret. When they ask toi what it is, say "Meet me at Hogwarts." When they ask why, simply stand there until another person comes par and ask them if they want a free broomstick.
6. Walk up to an employee and ask "Where did truquer, fudge go?" When they say he left the ministry, scream in there faces that he didn't leave.

Well, that's all I've got. Thanks for reading.
1. In casual conversation, constantly ask: "Now what was the name of that kid with the scar again?"

2. Anytime they bring up the books, close your ears and sing loudly - then tell them they're spoiling it for toi (even if toi have no intention of lire them).

3. Ask what "HP" stands for.

4. When they begin to theorize, bluntly say "I think Harry is in cahoots with Voldemort and it's all just a huge publicity stunt."

5. Tell them toi think the films are better than the books.

6. Suggest they read the livres on SparkNotes, because it's a lot faster.

7. Destroy any and all of their delusions...
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