The following is from The Whimsic Alley Book of Spells. Any irony present is not intended par me.
A Commanding Spell and Potion
par Dan "Rad" Cliffe
INCANTATION
Impero homo
DESCRIPTION
This is a spell and potion to make people do as toi say.
Potion ingredients:
Five grams of salt from the Dead Sea
Ten spoons of honey
One full ink cartouche (any color)
A drink the victim likes
50 ml. of your sweat
SPELL
First make the potion in the following way:
toi need to take a glass,
Add salt from the sea of the dead,
Add the 50 ml. of sweat,
And stir with a spoon of lead.
Take the honey in a bowl,
Add it to the ink,
Stir the mixture 'round and 'round,
Then you're ready to add the drink.
Thirdly, add the favori drink.
The potion wil need to wait a year.
After that the potion is ready,
And tell the victim to drink a beer.
Wave your wand over the ingredients and say, "Impero homo." Now they will lit yours to command.
A Commanding Spell and Potion
par Dan "Rad" Cliffe
INCANTATION
Impero homo
DESCRIPTION
This is a spell and potion to make people do as toi say.
Potion ingredients:
Five grams of salt from the Dead Sea
Ten spoons of honey
One full ink cartouche (any color)
A drink the victim likes
50 ml. of your sweat
SPELL
First make the potion in the following way:
toi need to take a glass,
Add salt from the sea of the dead,
Add the 50 ml. of sweat,
And stir with a spoon of lead.
Take the honey in a bowl,
Add it to the ink,
Stir the mixture 'round and 'round,
Then you're ready to add the drink.
Thirdly, add the favori drink.
The potion wil need to wait a year.
After that the potion is ready,
And tell the victim to drink a beer.
Wave your wand over the ingredients and say, "Impero homo." Now they will lit yours to command.
Okay I am a Harry and Hermione shipper. I like them together. I still l’amour the auteur and i still like Ginny. I never really cared for Ron because of the way he treated Harry. Anyways... I concluded she could put anyone (minus Cho) with Harry and he is a good match with them. Harry is just one of those guys. He has a great heart. If Harry couldn't be with Hermione i wish it was with Luna. But in the livres i can see that he is good for Ginny. I dont hate her. I dont mind her. I just dont like that fangirl kinda love. well my friend and me had a argument over this and i wouldn't budge. But i do think it is crazy to hate an amazing auteur for a pairing.
