The following is from The Whimsic Alley Book of Spells. Any irony present is not intended par me.
A Commanding Spell and Potion
par Dan "Rad" Cliffe
INCANTATION
Impero homo
DESCRIPTION
This is a spell and potion to make people do as toi say.
Potion ingredients:
Five grams of salt from the Dead Sea
Ten spoons of honey
One full ink cartouche (any color)
A drink the victim likes
50 ml. of your sweat
SPELL
First make the potion in the following way:
toi need to take a glass,
Add salt from the sea of the dead,
Add the 50 ml. of sweat,
And stir with a spoon of lead.
Take the honey in a bowl,
Add it to the ink,
Stir the mixture 'round and 'round,
Then you're ready to add the drink.
Thirdly, add the favori drink.
The potion wil need to wait a year.
After that the potion is ready,
And tell the victim to drink a beer.
Wave your wand over the ingredients and say, "Impero homo." Now they will lit yours to command.
A Commanding Spell and Potion
par Dan "Rad" Cliffe
INCANTATION
Impero homo
DESCRIPTION
This is a spell and potion to make people do as toi say.
Potion ingredients:
Five grams of salt from the Dead Sea
Ten spoons of honey
One full ink cartouche (any color)
A drink the victim likes
50 ml. of your sweat
SPELL
First make the potion in the following way:
toi need to take a glass,
Add salt from the sea of the dead,
Add the 50 ml. of sweat,
And stir with a spoon of lead.
Take the honey in a bowl,
Add it to the ink,
Stir the mixture 'round and 'round,
Then you're ready to add the drink.
Thirdly, add the favori drink.
The potion wil need to wait a year.
After that the potion is ready,
And tell the victim to drink a beer.
Wave your wand over the ingredients and say, "Impero homo." Now they will lit yours to command.
Okay I am a Harry and Hermione shipper. I like them together. I still l’amour the auteur and i still like Ginny. I never really cared for Ron because of the way he treated Harry. Anyways... I concluded she could put anyone (minus Cho) with Harry and he is a good match with them. Harry is just one of those guys. He has a great heart. If Harry couldn't be with Hermione i wish it was with Luna. But in the livres i can see that he is good for Ginny. I dont hate her. I dont mind her. I just dont like that fangirl kinda love. well my friend and me had a argument over this and i wouldn't budge. But i do think it is crazy to hate an amazing auteur for a pairing.
Ingredients
2 cups self-rising flour, ou plain flour sifted with 2 tsp baking powder
Pinch of salt (optional)
1/2 cup beurre ou margarine
1/2 cup fine granulated sugar
1 cup mixed dried fruit (such as a mixture of moist packs of dried apricots, raisins and cranberries)
Finely grated rind of small orange
1 egg, beaten
3 Tbsp milk
jus, jus de of 1/2 small orange
Instructions
Preheat four to 425 ºF.
Lightly grease baking tray.
Sift flour and salt together.
Using pastry blender, cut margarine ou beurre into the flour.
Add sugar, dried fruit and orange rind.
Stir in egg.
Add lait and just enough jus, jus de to make a stiff, sticky consistency that will stand in peaks when stirred with a knife.
Put walnut-sized heaps of mixture on baking tray.
Allow them to keep a rough, rocky shape.
Do not flatten ou smooth them.
Bake for about 10 to 12 minutes ou until golden and firm.
Cool completely on rack for flavor to develop.
2 cups self-rising flour, ou plain flour sifted with 2 tsp baking powder
Pinch of salt (optional)
1/2 cup beurre ou margarine
1/2 cup fine granulated sugar
1 cup mixed dried fruit (such as a mixture of moist packs of dried apricots, raisins and cranberries)
Finely grated rind of small orange
1 egg, beaten
3 Tbsp milk
jus, jus de of 1/2 small orange
Instructions
Preheat four to 425 ºF.
Lightly grease baking tray.
Sift flour and salt together.
Using pastry blender, cut margarine ou beurre into the flour.
Add sugar, dried fruit and orange rind.
Stir in egg.
Add lait and just enough jus, jus de to make a stiff, sticky consistency that will stand in peaks when stirred with a knife.
Put walnut-sized heaps of mixture on baking tray.
Allow them to keep a rough, rocky shape.
Do not flatten ou smooth them.
Bake for about 10 to 12 minutes ou until golden and firm.
Cool completely on rack for flavor to develop.
Its going to be called "The magical realms collection" For Harry Potter fans there is going to be: Voldemort and Dumbledore ones!!
There is also gonna be Aslan and the White witch from Narnia and Nanny Ogg and Rincewald ones from Terry Pratchett's book Discworld.
There are also going to be Arthurian Legends ones of morgan le Faye and Merlin !
I have also found out that the UK is getting a Harry Potter atraction (about time too, right?)
however it won't have rides, Hogwarts ect like the one in Florida !*sigh* (And there hasn't been alot of information relesed about it !)
Just a bit of News some of toi might like to read!And i realize it isn't completely HP related!
(so please no rude ou offensive commentaires please,thank toi xxx)
Well this is my 1st ever fan fiction. Hope you'll enjoy...
This is a very very short and sad story with a really happy ending if toi know what i mean....:D
So here goes......
Once upon a time. a boy named Harry Potter fell in l’amour with a girl named Cho Chang "at first sight" coz he knew it'll all over as soon as she opens her mouth*wink*.....
Anyways...they spent some time together and too soon(for Cho at least) Harry asked her:"will toi marry me?"
Cho said:"no!!"
And that's how Harry began to live in peace and happiness!!!....
This is a very very short and sad story with a really happy ending if toi know what i mean....:D
So here goes......
Once upon a time. a boy named Harry Potter fell in l’amour with a girl named Cho Chang "at first sight" coz he knew it'll all over as soon as she opens her mouth*wink*.....
Anyways...they spent some time together and too soon(for Cho at least) Harry asked her:"will toi marry me?"
Cho said:"no!!"
And that's how Harry began to live in peace and happiness!!!....