Snape Funnies

Some interesting fun facts I found and wanted to share with you! Credit to the Harry Potter wiki:

The original last name for Neville's character was "Pupp"

If toi rearrange the letters in "Severus Snape" toi get "Pursues Evans".

The only autograph Harry ever gave out was to Colin Creevey.

Both Michael Corner and Harry have dated the same girls, but in a different order, Cho Chang and Ginny Weasley.

Harry Potter is still the only wizard to this jour that has had all three Unforgivable Curses cast on him and survived.

David Thewlis had originally auditioned for the part of Professor Quirinus Quirrell,...

Chapter 1 - a wish come true....well sort of


I had just finished lire Harry potter and the deathly hallows 'sigh' "I wish I was a witch and that I could meet Harry Potter and maybe he would fall in l’amour with me instead of Ginny" I thought aloud. Look I know what your thinking 'wishful thinking never going to happen in a million years' yeah well a girl can dream can't she. I was perched on the windowsill gazing out the window when I saw a couple of shooting stars passing par and I thought well I've got nothing else to do so I closed my eyes and a dit "I wish I was a witch and that Harry Potter...

I mark myself a Slytherin. Yepp, I a dit it and I feel no shame.

After all, we can't say that all of them are bad. (Regulas Black, and Severus Snape being notable examples.) as well as Narcissa Malfoy and Horace Slughorn (the fun, jolly fellow he is)(As noted in comments)

Its just a house with a bad rap, because of a few bad people.

Saying all Slytherins are evil would be like saying Germany is an evil, and horrible country JUST because Adolf Hitler originated there.

My personal opinion is that, yes some Slytherins went as bad as toi could go, but others just got wrapped up in the "misconceptions."...

based on Book 4, all credits and respect to J.K Rowling.



Chapter 4

Okay, trudging up a big colline in the early hours of morning wearing a jupe wasn't the best of choices.

But it was Ginny's fault! She's the one who made me wear a mini- skirt, and she had no right to stomp n my foot when Harry choked on his cereal when he saw me. As far as I'm concerned, she can have him.

I'm not really the type to fall in love, ou nourriture poisoning, ou whatever toi call looking like your trying to suck eachother's faces off.

But there I was, looking at Cedric, wearing a black mini-skirt, black and white striped knee...

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up par chant plage Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say toi taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10. Pat him on...

This is a small humorous one-shot fanfic.

Main Characters- Ron and Harry

Pairings- None

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"Are toi sure, Ron?" asked Harry, nervously.

"Of Course! I am. Don't worry Harry, I'm with you" replied Ron with a grin on his face.

"Why isn't it helping?" muttered Harry.

"Oh! come on! toi are being ridiculous Harry" replied Ron shaking his head in annoyance.

"Ridiculous? What if she finds out? Aren't toi afraid of her?" asked Harry already knowing the answer as well as Ron's going-to-be-reply.

"No" came the simple response.

Harry rolled his eyes.

"Harry, we know...

Charms:

Finite Incantatem- used to stop a spell.
Expelliarmus- Disarming Charm
Riddikulus- Confusion Charm (used for Boggarts)
Obliviate- Memory Charm
Accio- Summoning Charm
Expecto Patrono- Patronus Charm
Wingardium Leviosa- Levitating Charm
Rictusempra- Tickling Charm
Tarantallegra- Dancing Charm
Reparo- Fixing Charm
Orchideous- Makes Flowers
Avis- Conjures Birds
Diffindo- Ripping Charm
Engorgio- Enlargen
Reducio- Reduce
Densaugeo- Enlargen Teeth
Incendio- Fire
Lumos- Light
Nox- used to extinguish the the light after, "Lumos."
Alohomora- Open Locks
Serpensortia- Conjure Snake
Impervius- Repel Water
Prior Incantato-...