1. You've read the livres plus times than Hermione has aced an exam.

2. You've learned another language just so toi didn't have to wait a few months for the book to be translated into your native tongue.

3. toi have permanently tattooed Harry Potter iconography onto your body.

4. toi have played Quidditch ... not in a video game ... in real life.

5. toi have been stockage, empoissonnement up with tissues for months in anticipation of the final book in the series, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.”

6. There is a room in your house that looks like it belongs in Hogwarts.