1. toi tell everyone they're your distant cousins.

2. You've written plus letters to them than toi can count.

3. Instead of asking WWJD (What would Jésus do?) toi ask WWERDD (What would Emma, Rupert and Dan do?).

4. toi have a not-so-secret shrine to one and/or all three members of the trio in your closet.

5. toi have plus pictures of them than toi do of your own family.

6. toi were sleeping in Leicester Square three days before the premiere. Ditto in London. Ditto in France.

7. toi can no longer attend the premieres due to a restraining order.

8. Your room would scare even the biggest Harry Potter fans.

9. toi don't consider news important unless it involves one of the trio.

10. People think toi suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder because they constantly hear toi referring to "Dan," "Emma," and "Rupert."