1. Choreograph an artistic dance interpretation of his life and struggle for power and then force him to watch it.
2. Conduct a séance and pretend to channel the spirit of his mother.
3. Tell him he's been a "naughty boy."
4. Pretend to be the Sorting Hat and apologize - apparently toi were wrong, and he was meant to be in Hufflepuff.
5. Call him Ickle-Voldykins . . . and then run. Fast.
6. Ask him to guess which hand the last Horcrux is in.
7. . . . Admonish him for cheating if he uses Legilimency.
8. Tell him toi know where Harry is hiding, and Apparate before providing further details.
9. Dress up as Dumbledore and say toi faked your own death.
10. Start an argument about Harry Potter shipping.
11. Tell him he's adopted and that he's really Hagrid's other half-brother.
12. Tell him Harry is his son and ask him if he's sure he wants to go through with Book 7 now, since it's become "soooo étoile, star Wars."
13. Tell him one of his Death Eaters is actually a member of the Order using Polyjuice Potion - but refuse to tell him who it is.
14. If he gets rid of some Death Eaters in the process of figuring this out, then all the better for Harry!
15. Tell him that one of his enemies is plotting against him in the Forbidden Forest.
16. Tell him all about your enemy/rival and how he's nothing compared to them. Perhaps he'll go after them rather than Harry.
17. Tell him his plastic surgeon did a terrible job with the "red-eyed snake look," and that he should've had the self confidence to age gracefully.
2. Conduct a séance and pretend to channel the spirit of his mother.
3. Tell him he's been a "naughty boy."
4. Pretend to be the Sorting Hat and apologize - apparently toi were wrong, and he was meant to be in Hufflepuff.
5. Call him Ickle-Voldykins . . . and then run. Fast.
6. Ask him to guess which hand the last Horcrux is in.
7. . . . Admonish him for cheating if he uses Legilimency.
8. Tell him toi know where Harry is hiding, and Apparate before providing further details.
9. Dress up as Dumbledore and say toi faked your own death.
10. Start an argument about Harry Potter shipping.
11. Tell him he's adopted and that he's really Hagrid's other half-brother.
12. Tell him Harry is his son and ask him if he's sure he wants to go through with Book 7 now, since it's become "soooo étoile, star Wars."
13. Tell him one of his Death Eaters is actually a member of the Order using Polyjuice Potion - but refuse to tell him who it is.
14. If he gets rid of some Death Eaters in the process of figuring this out, then all the better for Harry!
15. Tell him that one of his enemies is plotting against him in the Forbidden Forest.
16. Tell him all about your enemy/rival and how he's nothing compared to them. Perhaps he'll go after them rather than Harry.
17. Tell him his plastic surgeon did a terrible job with the "red-eyed snake look," and that he should've had the self confidence to age gracefully.
Some Harry Potter fans might disagree with me, but... THE NEWEST MOVIE SUCKED!!!! Sorry to say this but it did. It was a lot shorter than all the others, there was almost no plot, and almost nothing happened the whole movie. All they accomplished in the movie was to find the initials of some guy. I hope the suivant one does a lot better than that one. Although I suppose Dumbledore dying was an interesting thing that happened. The only good thing that came out of that movie was that it progressed the story. Other fans should agree with me, and if they don't it would surprise me. I am a long time Harry Potter fan. I have all the films and I have seen all of them in the theaters, and I have all the books. I'm not saying I am no longer a Harry Potter fan ou I don't look vers l'avant, vers l’avant to the suivant movie, but if toi haven't seen the movie stick to the book.
Soft Harry Potters fans will expierience:
1. toi will actually remember a few of the actual spells/curses/charms/hexes etc..
2. toi will propably almost always turn the conversation to Harry Potter.
3. toi would have named SOMETHING after a Harry Potter character/object.
4. Whenever Harry Potter is mentioned you'll listen straightaway!
Hardcore Harry Potter fans will expierience:
1. Whenever Harry Potter comes up in a conversation you'll feel as if they're talking about YOU.
2. toi will accidently call someone at SOME POINT a character in Harry Potter.
3. toi will propably name almost EVERYTHING after Harry Potter characters/objects
4. toi would have read the whole series plus than three times. Ditto films.
5. toi can quote long passages off par heart.
So dahlings, see if toi have any of these symptons and you'll know wether your a fanatic ou a just a plain fan. :)
1. toi will actually remember a few of the actual spells/curses/charms/hexes etc..
2. toi will propably almost always turn the conversation to Harry Potter.
3. toi would have named SOMETHING after a Harry Potter character/object.
4. Whenever Harry Potter is mentioned you'll listen straightaway!
Hardcore Harry Potter fans will expierience:
1. Whenever Harry Potter comes up in a conversation you'll feel as if they're talking about YOU.
2. toi will accidently call someone at SOME POINT a character in Harry Potter.
3. toi will propably name almost EVERYTHING after Harry Potter characters/objects
4. toi would have read the whole series plus than three times. Ditto films.
5. toi can quote long passages off par heart.
So dahlings, see if toi have any of these symptons and you'll know wether your a fanatic ou a just a plain fan. :)
