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10. When he enters a room there is a burst of purple smoke
9. toi say, "Do toi think that lawn is gonna mow itself?" But then it does
8. He gets busted shoplifting a newt
7. Can turn lead into gold, but he can't remember to take out the trash - am I right, parents?
6. He wears shiny red satin robes - and you're praying he's just a wizard
5. favori discount electronics store: "The Wiz"
4. He refers to Halloween as "amateur night"
3. He's only 12, but somehow he's dating Gwyneth Paltrow
2. His favori excuse is that "his homework ate the dog"
1. toi catch him in the bathroom polishing his wand
(From "The Late montrer with David Letterman")
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10. Uses magic spell to convince store clerk to sell him beef and cigarettes.
9. Character's trademark lightning-bolt scar is now obscured par liver spots.
8. He flies around on a magic walker.
7. New movie includes several scenes of Harry shouting at neighborhood kids to get off his lawn.
6. titre of his suivant movie: "Harry Potter and the Quest to see Cameron Diaz Naked."
5. Harry won't shut up about how baseball hasn't been the same since the Dodgers left Brooklyn.
4. Demi Moore has stopped visiting the set.
3. He's the new spokesman for Lipitor.
2. 70 percent of his lines: "What'd toi say?"
1. He's often mistaken for Letterman.
(From "The Late montrer with David Letterman")
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haut, retour au début Ten Names for Ron, Harry, Ginny, Luna, Neville and Hermione
par Bob Sindeldecker
10. Black's Avengers
9. Potter's Raiders
8. Dumbledore's S.A.S.
7. Order Of The Veil
6. Mysterious Six
5. The Vanquishers
4. The Inner Circle
3. The Potter-Granger Group
2. The Thestralliers
1. Harry's Heroes
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Narcissa Malfoy's haut, retour au début Ten Disgustingly Cute Names for Draco
par Bob Sindeldecker with help from David Middleton
10. Ickle-Drakey-Wakey
9. Drakey-Dookie-Diddy-Dums
8. Drakey-Diddy-Dobby-Doo
7. Snoogie-Woogie-Drakey-Poo
6. Drakey-Dinky-Dookie-Doodums
5. Drakey-Poopsie-Oopsie-Goo
4. Drakey-Dimsy-Mimsy-Doo-Doo
3. Drakey-Doody-Sweetie-Dookums
2. Dipsy-Doopsy-Drakey-Poo
1. toi %!#@&* BRAT!!!
10. When he enters a room there is a burst of purple smoke
9. toi say, "Do toi think that lawn is gonna mow itself?" But then it does
8. He gets busted shoplifting a newt
7. Can turn lead into gold, but he can't remember to take out the trash - am I right, parents?
6. He wears shiny red satin robes - and you're praying he's just a wizard
5. favori discount electronics store: "The Wiz"
4. He refers to Halloween as "amateur night"
3. He's only 12, but somehow he's dating Gwyneth Paltrow
2. His favori excuse is that "his homework ate the dog"
1. toi catch him in the bathroom polishing his wand
(From "The Late montrer with David Letterman")
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haut, retour au début Ten Signs the Actor Playing Harry Potter is Too Old
10. Uses magic spell to convince store clerk to sell him beef and cigarettes.
9. Character's trademark lightning-bolt scar is now obscured par liver spots.
8. He flies around on a magic walker.
7. New movie includes several scenes of Harry shouting at neighborhood kids to get off his lawn.
6. titre of his suivant movie: "Harry Potter and the Quest to see Cameron Diaz Naked."
5. Harry won't shut up about how baseball hasn't been the same since the Dodgers left Brooklyn.
4. Demi Moore has stopped visiting the set.
3. He's the new spokesman for Lipitor.
2. 70 percent of his lines: "What'd toi say?"
1. He's often mistaken for Letterman.
(From "The Late montrer with David Letterman")
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haut, retour au début Ten Names for Ron, Harry, Ginny, Luna, Neville and Hermione
par Bob Sindeldecker
10. Black's Avengers
9. Potter's Raiders
8. Dumbledore's S.A.S.
7. Order Of The Veil
6. Mysterious Six
5. The Vanquishers
4. The Inner Circle
3. The Potter-Granger Group
2. The Thestralliers
1. Harry's Heroes
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Narcissa Malfoy's haut, retour au début Ten Disgustingly Cute Names for Draco
par Bob Sindeldecker with help from David Middleton
10. Ickle-Drakey-Wakey
9. Drakey-Dookie-Diddy-Dums
8. Drakey-Diddy-Dobby-Doo
7. Snoogie-Woogie-Drakey-Poo
6. Drakey-Dinky-Dookie-Doodums
5. Drakey-Poopsie-Oopsie-Goo
4. Drakey-Dimsy-Mimsy-Doo-Doo
3. Drakey-Doody-Sweetie-Dookums
2. Dipsy-Doopsy-Drakey-Poo
1. toi %!#@&* BRAT!!!
