toi know you've read SS/PS one too many times when toi . . .
1. Continually ask people if they want a citron Drop.
2. Throw blankets over yourself and insist you're invisble.
3. Tell your hats that toi don't want to be put it Slytherin.
4. Wince and grab your forehead every time toi see a man wearing a turban.
5. Ask snakes if they can hear you.
6. Instruct your chess pieces where to move.
7. Paint walnuts yellow, toss them in the air, and say you're the youngest seeker in a century.
8. Choke on a dit walnut, and say that you've caught the Snitch.
9. Act genuinely surprised when toi get presents for Christmas.
10. Tap aléatoire bricks with an umbrella and insist you're trying to get into Diagon Alley.
11. Pay people with your version of Galleons, Sickles, and Knuts.
12. Wave aléatoire sticks around, and when nothing happens, tell yourself that it just isn't the right one.
13. Tell your siblings that Hagrid will give them a pig tail.
14. Call people Muggles.
15. Tell aléatoire people that toi know how to calm Fluffy . . .
16. . . . and refuse to explain.
17. Say "sunshine daisies, beurre mellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow," at every souris toi see.
18. Tell your Friends to beware of the troll in their bathroom.
19. Expect to see your heart's desire in a mirror.
20. Feel around in your pocket for any stones while staring in a dit mirror.
21. Set feu to the clothes of men with black hair at public sporting events.
22. Look out for Firenze every time toi enter a forest.
23. Tell your teachers that toi know about the Sorcerer's Stone . . .
24. . . . and refuse to explain.
25. Have unknowingly done multiple things on this list.
26. Continually talk about how evil toi think Snape is.
27. Remind your arch-enemy that there hasn't been a witch ou wizard who hasn't gone bad in Slytherin.
28. Check for trap doors beneath your dog.
29. Ask people to address their letters to toi to the "cupboard under the stairs," ou "the old house on the rock."
30. Jinx your broomstick, and pray that Hermione will montrer up to break Quirrell's eye contact.
31. chercher every bag of jellybeans for a bogey flavored one. Tell all those who say otherwise that George swore he once found one.
1. Continually ask people if they want a citron Drop.
2. Throw blankets over yourself and insist you're invisble.
3. Tell your hats that toi don't want to be put it Slytherin.
4. Wince and grab your forehead every time toi see a man wearing a turban.
5. Ask snakes if they can hear you.
6. Instruct your chess pieces where to move.
7. Paint walnuts yellow, toss them in the air, and say you're the youngest seeker in a century.
8. Choke on a dit walnut, and say that you've caught the Snitch.
9. Act genuinely surprised when toi get presents for Christmas.
10. Tap aléatoire bricks with an umbrella and insist you're trying to get into Diagon Alley.
11. Pay people with your version of Galleons, Sickles, and Knuts.
12. Wave aléatoire sticks around, and when nothing happens, tell yourself that it just isn't the right one.
13. Tell your siblings that Hagrid will give them a pig tail.
14. Call people Muggles.
15. Tell aléatoire people that toi know how to calm Fluffy . . .
16. . . . and refuse to explain.
17. Say "sunshine daisies, beurre mellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow," at every souris toi see.
18. Tell your Friends to beware of the troll in their bathroom.
19. Expect to see your heart's desire in a mirror.
20. Feel around in your pocket for any stones while staring in a dit mirror.
21. Set feu to the clothes of men with black hair at public sporting events.
22. Look out for Firenze every time toi enter a forest.
23. Tell your teachers that toi know about the Sorcerer's Stone . . .
24. . . . and refuse to explain.
25. Have unknowingly done multiple things on this list.
26. Continually talk about how evil toi think Snape is.
27. Remind your arch-enemy that there hasn't been a witch ou wizard who hasn't gone bad in Slytherin.
28. Check for trap doors beneath your dog.
29. Ask people to address their letters to toi to the "cupboard under the stairs," ou "the old house on the rock."
30. Jinx your broomstick, and pray that Hermione will montrer up to break Quirrell's eye contact.
31. chercher every bag of jellybeans for a bogey flavored one. Tell all those who say otherwise that George swore he once found one.
