Storm - Edward/Bella/Jacob

This article was actually wriiten par an ex-twilighter(iloveyoudarling), not me, and i dont like the way she wrote it, cuz it is kinda rude, but i posté it so that maybe some twilighters here could consider giving harry potter a chance because the article proves that even though toi l’amour twilight there COULD be a better book out there:
Dear Twilight fans,

I was toi one day. Addicted to Twilight and couldnt ever stop lire it even if i had already read it 4 times. But trust me on this one will you. READ ANOTHER BOOOK!!! AFTER toi DO THAT TWILIGHT WILL SEEM LIKE A STUPID ROMANCE STORY.

After...

Hi, everyone :)

I first want to apologize for my leaving, and never telling anyone that I decided to go, why I wanted to go, any good-bye's etc. It's been something that has bothered me for a little while, and I truly apologize for that.

A friend of mine told me that someone asked about me on here, so I thought that I could write an article explaining why I left and why I decided to come back.

You see, around the time I stopped coming here, I was having problems with my life outside Fanpop. I don't want to talk about it, but I will say that it had a lot to do with friends, family, and school and...

PART FOUR:

Okay. Okay. I am a perfectly calm boy yes. That’s it. I will make myself forget what has just happened. There. All good. I forgot. (OH HERE LET ME HELP: HARRY, toi JUST SET A SNAKE ON THAT JUSTIN FLICKEY KID AND NOW THE ENTIRE SCHOOL THINKS YOURE THE AIR OF SLYTHERIN!!!! ) Oh yeah. Thank toi Emily. (YOURE WELCOME ) anyways because Emily is so eager to talk I should just let her share her point of view on things. Oh and Emily, its spelled h-e-i-r not a-i-r. A-i-r is what your head is full of. ( FINE, AND BTW toi OWE ME A GALLION FOR THAT SMILEY. ANYWAYS, PEACE IS jouer la comédie FUNNY, SHES...

Once there was a young teenage girl named Hadley. She was walking around at the local bibliothèque looking for some new livres to read. While she was there, Hadley stumbled upon something. It was a black hardback book with two hands holding an pomme with the word, "Twilight" on it. This interested Hadley and she decided to buy it. When she did, she got hooked. Hadley bought the other three livres and after she read them, became a Twitard. She even started to think that Harry Potter and all the other fantaisie livres she liked weren't as good as Twilight. She drew pictures of the characters, wrote fangirl...

Alright, part II is here! It's still pretty bad writing, but it gets better.

Dear Peace's Diary,
Peace blacked out. I don't know why. She just did. She’s just laying down in the middle of the common room she looks kind of dead.
Me Crabbe and goyle are taking her to Madam Pomfrey.
~Draco Malfoy





I visited peace in the hospital wing. She still isn’t awake yet. Carsilile a dit she will be alright in a couple of days. But carsilile seemed a little nervous. Edward a dit it was just because I was giving him the "don’t toi dare lay a tooth on my best friend" look. I dint know what happened, but I...

okay dont leave bad commentaires if u dont like this ok i am having a bad day.

May pov

I was almost out the door when Alice said,"Do toi want to go hunting?" I turned around to look at my best friend who knows how long it was il y a when she saved me from dying in that carwreck it still brought back bad memories and also good ones that was the jour I became a vamp. "Sure Alice. Does anyone ealse want to come?" I said. A little girl well a girl younger than me ran up and a dit "I do please take me, oh and I'm rennesme."she said. then Bella ran up and grabed her arm and she a dit "No u cannot go with her."...

Let's set the scene before this begins shall we? A girl, we'll call her Ven, is walking accueil from school and gets a call from her friend. Ven and a dit friend have not spoken in a while so they start to ask what the other has been up to. They eventually get into the subject of livres they've read. And that's where this little story starts.


So Ven's friend asks her what her favortie book is. "Oh, that's an easy one." she replies. "Harry Potter of course." her friend laughs and says, "Of course. Well, my favori book series is Twilight."


Ven, having never even heard of the books, makes a confused...

Well,here's my first attempt to a short story :)

“Hey! Stop him! He’s stealing!!!!” the owner shouted. Ron ran as fast as he could, but he didn’t get far. Only a few yards from the boutique he collapsed to a large person and fell on the ground. The ring fell suivant to him and the man understood what was going on. He picked Ron and the ring off the floor and dragged him back to the jewelry shop. “I think this boy has something that’s yours” the man a dit looking at the boutique owner and he gave back the ring. “Thanks” the owner accepted in relief.
“What’s going on?” a familiar...

This article was NOT written par me. I found this somewhere else as a commentaire and thought it was great and that it should be shared. Don't give any credit to me. I just copy pasted.

First of all- Harry Potter isn’t just a childish bedtime story. Nor is it shallow. A story based off a single dream has no depth. Twilight fans will never what kind of man James was before he turned vampire. Rowling, however, spent 15 years planning every little detail. She created a world within our own for her witches and wizards. She has based their heritage off of real mythology and history. Their spells are...

I'll tell toi my story. I l’amour Harry Potter. For all the right reasons. So one jour my friend loans me his Twilight DVD and the horror began.

I didn't like the movie. I thought the actors were too forced and forgot to take jouer la comédie lessons but it was a laugh. I then realized that this horror was a series of books. My bookworm friend had all the livres and I borrowed it from her for a bit of light reading(*grin*).

All would have been fine and I wouldn't have existed on this site had it not been for the words she showed me on the back of the book that a dit 'Move over Harry Potter'. I Lost my remaining...

I've been seeing this question a lot lately. Twilight fans don't know what is wrong with Bella. I have written this article in order to try to explain exactly what is wrong with Bella. There are actually many things wrong with her, as I will be explaining in this article.

The first thing I will acknowledge is the mental instability of Bella Swan. In New Moon, Edward dumps her, and she becomes depressed. Now, I understand that it is very disheartening to have your boyfriend dump you. I would be able to understand if she had been depressed for, maybe two weeks? No plus than a month. But Bella...

Okay. I know what toi are all thinking. Oh no not another Harry Potter vs. Twilight article but yes I am making one because I can. I just want my opinion to be heard. So first off let me liste the reasons why children, teens and adults can l’amour Harry Potter and the good messages that Harry Potter gets across. Harry Potter first of all teaches people about the very special bond between people called friendship. Harry, Hermione and Ron are a perfect example of friendship. They are all with Harry until the very end like they promised. They risk their lives for each other and even though they fight,...

    Ok, well I’m getting pretty tired of people saying that Bella and Edward’s relationship is love. It’s not. It’s just lust. Let’s look at the clues:
-She sees him and thinks he’s gorgeous.
-He likes her smell.
-He’s a vampire.
    Now, before I start écriture about these points, I would like to compare the relationship to that of Snape and Lily. Yes, they have never gone out but they didn’t need to. Snape met Lily when they were little. He probably thought she was pretty and developed a crush on her which bloomed into love. When Snape found...

Realised the points have little to do with plot, thus changed the titre to errors.

My apologise to Twilight fans if I'm a little too harsh, but I have reread the livres like twice this mois and it was a little exasperating. Not to worry, I'm currently rereading Harry Potter, so a plothole liste on it will be added soon =)

Ok, let's get started:

1.A hundred years of...nothingness?
Explanation: I don't expect science fiction livres to be scientifically accurate. But if toi plan your main character to live 100 years studying in prep forever at the age of 17, make the whole book plausible. No, just saying...