Harry Potter vs Twilight Article: 30 Things That Would Make the Harry Potter Series Better

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30 Things That Would Make the Harry Potter Series Better

posted by youknowit101

This is purely my opinion. NOTE: A lot of these are jokes.

1. Hermione should become an anti-feminist

2. Harry should have killed Dobby in book 2

3. Trixy's torture should have left permanently disfiguring scars

4. Hermione should have bigger flaws. Something plus that being kind of bossy

5. vampires

6. The United States of America

7. Ginny becomes a prostitute, as nature would have it.

8. Ron died playing chess

9. Dumbledore gets killed par a unicorn

10. Harry's scar was on the inside of his wrist.

11. The chocolat shouldn't be alive

12. They listened to music

13. They drive cars

14. Kristen Stewart should have been cast as Trixy

15. Hermione should have been names Jenny and gets killed at a midnight montrer par the drunken Mr. Brightside, because she's a cheating...

16. Harry should have Swallowed It

17. Fred and George should have experimented with incest

18. The magic wands should have been bubblewands

19. Voldemort's emotional pain should have manifested itself through a song which expresses how everyone in the world deserves to die.

20. Trixy opens a resturant

21. Voldemort should have thrown Trixy in the furnace

22. Trixy cooks up Rodolphus and serves him to Voldemort

23. Trixy has girly fantasies of marrying

24. Snape forces Hermione to start up a teacher/student affair

25. Hermione dresses up like a guy to get away, while Ron, the Jr. Sailor, sneaks her away.

26. Snape becomes a judge

27. Hermione turns out to be Voldemort's daughter

28. Hermione changes her name to Johanna

29. Trixy should have changed her name to Nellie

30. The picture below

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bri-marie ^LOL That's awesome! Number two so should have happened >.<

AllyAM Yeah, Dobby bugged me a lot, he grew on me (somehow) though

bri-marie He didn't grow on me until Bellatrix stabbed him (in the movie).

GemonkDruid HP did have vampires. :/

youknowit101 I meant the right kind of vampires

GemonkDruid Then perhaps you should have put that there.

ThePrincesTale #6 is crap. 'The United States of America' Pftt. Why would you even suggest that? I know it's meant to be a joke but still... Harry Potter has already been americanised. 'Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone'...like wtf?

ThePrincesTale But aside from that...some were kind of funny, I have to admit. But you forgot to add: #31. NINJAS

i-am-mariella Yep, some of these were funny. Basically all of them were Sweeney Todd ones, haha.

Italktosnakes Ewww...the USA? Nahh, not in HP :L x

alexthedog Is that HBC without makeup? Eurgh!!!

woofbark LOL.... But I like Helena Bonham Carter as Bellatrix :) But number 2 was hilarious. :D

theblondegirl 3. Trixy's torture should have left permanently disfiguring scars I agree with this, it would've been interesting. 6. The United States of America There was a brief mention of American witch schools in book 4. But not everything revolves around the USA, you know =) I don't see any reason how HP's would have been better had they featured more of your beloved country. But they would've been more clichéd in my opinion. 7. Ginny becomes a prostitute, as nature would have it I have a confession to make. I have flirted and made out with guys! OMG! I am probably on my way to becoming a prostitute. Thanks for the warning.

youknowit101 It's a joke. Why can't anyone ever take anything lightly. Learn to laugh. Stop taking everything so seriously. It's a joke. It's supposed to be funny. What's wrong with you? It's a joke. Why can't you take a joke? It's a joke. Learn to take a joke. Stop taking everything so seriously

Mongoose09 ^ i find this article funny, but i just dont find that USA joke funny at all. you must think too highly of your country for that thought to be even inside your head, joke or not.

zanhar1 I agree with #3 and #22 and #30 XD but I disagree with #14 and #21 I like how you combinded Harry Potter with Sweeney Todd they're my favorite movies.

KateKicksAss This was funny, but Helena is and always will be beautiful <3 What's wrong with that picture? She looks better than most women her age anyways.

theblondegirl I can only assume Yki's latest comment was directed towards himself...o.O

youknowit101 Sort of

GinnyXHarryluv er um who is Trixy?

youknowit101 Bellatrix

nany5755 lol!

Misharrypotter we some was funny but i would not see dobby be killed or harry potter and the golden tior would half died in the last book

Ultimately57 Good one on number 10

Allies57 How on Earth does any of these make Harry Potter better.

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10 Reasons I Can't Stand Bella cygne

posted by TriaRose

Before I begin, I’d like to set one thing straight: I’m not against Twilight fans. I respect toi and your opinions. I just have different ones. These reasons are opinion and fact mixed together. Please don't disrespect me for my opinions. Also, warning: This will be long.

After completely the Harry Potter series, I looked for the suivant “big thing.” Being in middle school, the suivant “big thing” was the Twilight Saga. Sure, why not. I read them through once. I didn’t l’amour it. I didn’t hate it. It was just another book. I never laughed, ou cried. It never pulled any emotion out of...

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Dolores Jane Umbridge

posted by harrypotterbest

Dolores Jane Umbridge… can ANYONE forgive her? And yet, despite being so horrendously evil, she is a very interesting character.
She is very loyal, because we know how she remained on Fudge’s side through the whole dilemma. She is also very easy to hate, for she gave Harry countless detentions for telling the truth. We know very little about Dolores; surely Rowling knows more. She has always planned her characters to the death – one reason why Harry Potter makes a very interesting read.
Back on the topic of Umbridge, we have to accept that she could have had a childhood like Snape –...

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Response to Common Arguments Why Twilight is Better than HP

posted by XDRoseLuvsHP

So I am lire reasons as to why Twilight fans think Twilight is better than Harry Potter. I just want to make it clear; there is a big difference between liking one series better than another, and one series actually being better than another. I also want to reply to some of the plus common ones I've seen.

"Twilight has plus love!"
Okay, Twilight does not have plus l’amour than Harry Potter par any means. Twilight has a lot of obsessive lust, which is often mistaken for love, but they are quite different.

Why is their relationship lust? Why isn't it love?

Well, what do Bella and Edward do together?...