**If Twilight HAD gone this way, we wouldn't have gotten past book one!**
Bella: *walking into Forks High School* Oh, look, that guy is kind of hot. His name's Edward? Oh well, who cares anyway? There's plus to life than hot guys. ou guys in general.
Bella: Oh, look, i'm really populaire for some reason. Well, these people seem okay. I'll be a good friend, and not ignore people ou treat them like crap, and DEFINITELY not ditch them to hang out with my some guy.
Edward: I l’amour toi Bella. Hey, wanna go out with me?
Bella: Um, creepy much? *sigh* Fine, i'll go out with you.
Bella: Okay, you're nice and all, but I don't believe in l’amour at first sight.
*They date*
Edward: I l’amour toi Bella. Oh, and par the way, I l’amour how toi smell, and I sneak into your bedroom at night and watch toi sleep.
Bella: toi WHAT? EWWW! Stalker much? I want a restraining order! DAD, can toi arrest Edward please?
Edward: And I sparkle too! *Goes out into the sun to demonstrate*
Bella: *Shields eyes from the glare* Ucch, that's pathetic! Call yourself a vampire, what a sissy! Good-bye sparkly stalker! GTFO, okay?
Edward: Nooooooo! I l’amour toi Bella.
Bella: STAY AWAY toi CREEP!
Edward: I can't LIVE without you! *Goes and commits suicide because of Bella's rejection*
Bella: Whatever. Later, loser. *Continues life, gaining a personality and going to college, NOT getting married at 18 ou becoming a teen mom ou anything like that. She eventually earns a degree and becomes a doctor ou a lawyer ou some sort of respectable profession, never giving Edward a seconde thought, except to get a restraining order against him*
Bella: *walking into Forks High School* Oh, look, that guy is kind of hot. His name's Edward? Oh well, who cares anyway? There's plus to life than hot guys. ou guys in general.
Bella: Oh, look, i'm really populaire for some reason. Well, these people seem okay. I'll be a good friend, and not ignore people ou treat them like crap, and DEFINITELY not ditch them to hang out with my some guy.
Edward: I l’amour toi Bella. Hey, wanna go out with me?
Bella: Um, creepy much? *sigh* Fine, i'll go out with you.
Bella: Okay, you're nice and all, but I don't believe in l’amour at first sight.
*They date*
Edward: I l’amour toi Bella. Oh, and par the way, I l’amour how toi smell, and I sneak into your bedroom at night and watch toi sleep.
Bella: toi WHAT? EWWW! Stalker much? I want a restraining order! DAD, can toi arrest Edward please?
Edward: And I sparkle too! *Goes out into the sun to demonstrate*
Bella: *Shields eyes from the glare* Ucch, that's pathetic! Call yourself a vampire, what a sissy! Good-bye sparkly stalker! GTFO, okay?
Edward: Nooooooo! I l’amour toi Bella.
Bella: STAY AWAY toi CREEP!
Edward: I can't LIVE without you! *Goes and commits suicide because of Bella's rejection*
Bella: Whatever. Later, loser. *Continues life, gaining a personality and going to college, NOT getting married at 18 ou becoming a teen mom ou anything like that. She eventually earns a degree and becomes a doctor ou a lawyer ou some sort of respectable profession, never giving Edward a seconde thought, except to get a restraining order against him*
Oh do toi not see, the language so cruciated,
par your most unfortunate attempt in grammars?
Do toi believe, for that moment that we're mirthed?
Well, then toi are as mistaken as the Balaclava Brits.
Don't toi see, your own insults to your common decency?
Do toi not hear, our desperate attempts to save your sanity?
I hope toi hear, I must hope toi see.
But I think, toi only see your vanity.
Vanity, vanity, everything vanity...
But then where are your humanity? The World wonder'd...
Dedicated to iluvtwilight, ellietwilight12 and every other rabid fan in the whole wide world. I plead to you: Stop this madness...
Inspiration: Alfred, Lord Tennyson; the Charge of the Light Brigade
par your most unfortunate attempt in grammars?
Do toi believe, for that moment that we're mirthed?
Well, then toi are as mistaken as the Balaclava Brits.
Don't toi see, your own insults to your common decency?
Do toi not hear, our desperate attempts to save your sanity?
I hope toi hear, I must hope toi see.
But I think, toi only see your vanity.
Vanity, vanity, everything vanity...
But then where are your humanity? The World wonder'd...
Dedicated to iluvtwilight, ellietwilight12 and every other rabid fan in the whole wide world. I plead to you: Stop this madness...
Inspiration: Alfred, Lord Tennyson; the Charge of the Light Brigade
Okay so first of i am going to say again i am a fan of both.But if toi would ask me what i like better i think it would probably be Harry Potter.But i want to hear out why do toi dislike/hate(tho hate it's to of a strong word for a book/movie)Twilight.I want solid arguments not such as : cause the vampires there sparkle , like this Twilight fans could just say 'because Harry has a scar' ou 'because they go to a school of magic' ou 'because all death eaters are black(mostly)' i mean these are arguments just so toi can say something.I tend to believe these days people hate/dislike Twilight just because others do.And i will ask toi nicely and be thankful if toi could tell me why toi don't like it at all/hate it.
i persenally dont like ether series and heres why!!!
books
twilight
1) i am a reel vampire and i do not sparkl!!! stephanie shud have brun foncé, dun her reasearch before she wrote a book about vampires!!!
2) bella is a bad roll model!!!
4) edwerd is abusiv!!!
5) its unrealistic!!!
6) its badly writen!!!
7) edwerd is describd to much!!! it gets boring!!!
8) its boring overall!!!
harry potter
1) its not relatble!!!
2) its made for kids!!!
3)harry always beets te bad guy!!! he never looses!!!
4) harry gets away wit everything in skool!!!
5) they hav bad frends!!! ron leaves nd dosnt stay wit harry when peeps make fun of him!!!
6) its boring!!!
7) snape keeps his job even tho he bullys students nd is a deth eater!!!
8) dumbledoor doesnt reely care about harry!!! he leaves him at da durslys even tho they are abusiv!!!
movies
both films hav bad actors nd the filmers didnt follows the boks the way they were suposed to!!!
books
twilight
1) i am a reel vampire and i do not sparkl!!! stephanie shud have brun foncé, dun her reasearch before she wrote a book about vampires!!!
2) bella is a bad roll model!!!
4) edwerd is abusiv!!!
5) its unrealistic!!!
6) its badly writen!!!
7) edwerd is describd to much!!! it gets boring!!!
8) its boring overall!!!
harry potter
1) its not relatble!!!
2) its made for kids!!!
3)harry always beets te bad guy!!! he never looses!!!
4) harry gets away wit everything in skool!!!
5) they hav bad frends!!! ron leaves nd dosnt stay wit harry when peeps make fun of him!!!
6) its boring!!!
7) snape keeps his job even tho he bullys students nd is a deth eater!!!
8) dumbledoor doesnt reely care about harry!!! he leaves him at da durslys even tho they are abusiv!!!
movies
both films hav bad actors nd the filmers didnt follows the boks the way they were suposed to!!!