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posted by GemonkDruid
Twilight fans, this is a débats spot. So DEBATE. There are a few issues I see at this spot concerning toi guys:

- Saying it's better because Edward/Jacob is hot

Okay, those kind of arguments are instantly invalid, coz beauty is subjective and depends on one's perspective. Also, can toi actually SEE what they look like in the book series? Nope. And the inside of the person is what really counts.

- Saying it's better coz it's a l’amour story

What Bella and Edward have is not love, it's infatuation. They only like each other because of how the other person looks like/smells. They never chit-chat like normal couples, they never ARGUE like a normal couple.

And don't give me that bullshit about Edward protecting her. He is emotionally abusing her, and frankly, if he stayed away, Bella wouldn't be in trouble in the first place! Gods, he's a vampire. He should already learn to have self-control.

- Saying any other reasons, like there's a wedding, there's a baby, etc.

Those are not arguments on why Twilight is better than Harry Potter. Why? Coz HP has those stuff too! Based on those reasons, HP and Twilight should be equal AT BEST. So find some original reasons.

- Saying that "It's my opinion"

It is your opinion and toi are entitled to it. However, toi cannot win a débats on opinion alone. toi need cold, hard facts, and evidence to back it up.

Well, that's all I have to say. Thank toi and good night people!
Credit for the first 11 goes to mugglenet.com

11 Ways to Use Harry Potter to Annoy a Twilight Fan
Guaranteed to start a shouting match of fantastic proportions...


1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter livres in a Twilight dust jacket.

2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight films got him after the Harry Potter films were finished with him.

3. liste other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater...

4. State that toi think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead.

5. "Accidentally"...
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posted by teamsalvatore98
Hello, everyone. It's me, teamsalvatore. (Salvy)

So this club is Potter vs. Twilight, Rowling vs. Meyer, Wizards vs. Vampires. I, personally, my opinion, think that Twilight is better than Harry Potter. BUT I think that there are some redundant things in Twilight. And remember, these are ust my opinions:

-Bella's weakness; She's helpless, and turning girls everywhere into weak, spineless idiots. She's making girls everywhere think they need a guy like Edward to protect them.
-Edward's obvious self-hate; He's a non-cutting emo, for crying out loud! A wannabe! We get it, Eddy, toi don't like yourself....
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Okay. I know what toi are all thinking. Oh no not another Harry Potter vs. Twilight article but yes I am making one because I can. I just want my opinion to be heard. So first off let me liste the reasons why children, teens and adults can l’amour Harry Potter and the good messages that Harry Potter gets across. Harry Potter first of all teaches people about the very special bond between people called friendship. Harry, Hermione and Ron are a perfect example of friendship. They are all with Harry until the very end like they promised. They risk their lives for each other and even though they fight,...
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posted by TeamSiriusBlack
    Ok, well I’m getting pretty tired of people saying that Bella and Edward’s relationship is love. It’s not. It’s just lust. Let’s look at the clues:
-She sees him and thinks he’s gorgeous.
-He likes her smell.
-He’s a vampire.
    Now, before I start écriture about these points, I would like to compare the relationship to that of Snape and Lily. Yes, they have never gone out but they didn’t need to. Snape met Lily when they were little. He probably thought she was pretty and developed a crush on her which bloomed into love. When Snape found...
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posted by Sophia21
Realised the points have little to do with plot, thus changed the titre to errors.

My apologise to Twilight fans if I'm a little too harsh, but I have reread the livres like twice this mois and it was a little exasperating. Not to worry, I'm currently rereading Harry Potter, so a plothole liste on it will be added soon =)

Ok, let's get started:

1.A hundred years of...nothingness?
Explanation: I don't expect science fiction livres to be scientifically accurate. But if toi plan your main character to live 100 years studying in prep forever at the age of 17, make the whole book plausible. No, just saying...
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Source: Once again, another pic I found in the C.A.T. spot
I made a liste of combined and possible plot holes about Harry Potter. Some of them I came up with myself, and some of them I got from different places online. If toi can give explanation answering the questions ,do it please.
I purposely put in a few really really picky question because there are a lot of articles about Twilight like this, so I want to see how Harry Potter fans respond to the ridiculously picks questions. I'm not going to tell toi which ones they are, but they should be easy to pick out.





1.    Why do the founders of Hogwarts have surnames? Family names weren’t...
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posted by BedIntruder
95 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks
Opinion par BedIntruder posté 4 hours il y a


1. Bella is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Meyer hides par calling her clumsy.
2. Being clumsy is not a flaw if Edward always catches her.
3. She can’t do anything without Edward.
4. And when he leaves she attempts to commit suicide.
5. Meyer is living out her own fantasies par écriture about Bella, who is clearly herself.
6. The livres aren’t well written, just because every other word is a fancy adjective doesn’t make it good writing.
7. All the rules Meyer sets for being a vampire are broken par the end of the...
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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that toi arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and toi will l’amour it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to toi that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe toi didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. ou maybe toi didnt read...
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posted by lucius_malloy
So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But toi get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her Friends - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was lire a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an pomme on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...
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posted by GemonkDruid
 Too true!
Too true!
I discovered these song spoofs in my écriture folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with toi guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella par Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until toi agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn toi into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told toi I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, toi crazy witch
Now it's raining plus than ever
But we’re...
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posted by LoveforSeverus
Well I've been écriture a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the global, ensemble story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight par just "letting her characters handle the plot". There par making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write fan fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good fan fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie toi want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...
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posted by LilRavenclaw95
Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a liste of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced par Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two livres sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, toi see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The seconde features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...
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posted by ryomaidol
My cousin says we, Harry Potter fans are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER articles HERE, sorry if used without permission)


HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
46 minutes il y a via Plurk · commentaire · Like · View commentaires on Plurk

** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
41 minutes il y a ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
33 minutes il y a ·

** ******: duh! nonsense!
23 minutes il y a ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...
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I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores toi ou is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in l’amour with toi — and toi are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells toi to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the l’amour of your life. toi should stay with him since he will keep toi sûr, sans danger forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...
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Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell toi that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When lire them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...
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