It is not made par me, I found it on a webpage, but I think it's totally true, so I thought I should mettre en ligne it there.
There are swearing in the text! toi were warned.
I am a Twilight fan, and let me spell it out for you:
-I'd say, "Yeah, I'm one of those crazy Twilight people." But no, I'm really not.
-Edward is a too melodramatic and can suck my inexistant dick.
-I hate it when people think 90 percent of Twilight fans are immature middle school girls.
-I hate immature middle school girls who are Twilight fans, cause they give us "normal" Twilight fans a bad reputation.
-I do not wish "Edward waz real cuz hes da best EVA and hez hot and PERFECT and i LUVz him!!
No, no, and no. toi people (or should I say, annoying middle school fangirls) who keep saying that are retarded. Cut that shit out, it's not cute.
-If toi are being offended par lire this, it probably means toi are one of these "middle school fangirls" that I am talking about. If toi can admit this, it's step one towards becoming less annoying. Do not be upset. This is a good thing. Admitting toi have a problem is the first step, and yada yada yada, toi know the drill...
-I hate the people who want to find a guy "just like Edward!!". Ugh. Okay sweetie. If toi ever find a 17 year-old who wears customized pois, pea coats, drives a Volvo, reads minds, and sparkles in the fucking sunlight... good for you. But until then; shut the fuck up.
-I really hate people who have never read Twilight, yet constantly complain about how it is the gayest thing ever. I, for one, would like to tell all those people to shut the fuck up. "TWILIGHT IS GAY!" Wow, toi think of that yourself? Congratulations! That really shows that toi can state an opinion in an intellectual and mature way.
Thank toi and goodnight.
There are swearing in the text! toi were warned.
I am a Twilight fan, and let me spell it out for you:
-I'd say, "Yeah, I'm one of those crazy Twilight people." But no, I'm really not.
-Edward is a too melodramatic and can suck my inexistant dick.
-I hate it when people think 90 percent of Twilight fans are immature middle school girls.
-I hate immature middle school girls who are Twilight fans, cause they give us "normal" Twilight fans a bad reputation.
-I do not wish "Edward waz real cuz hes da best EVA and hez hot and PERFECT and i LUVz him!!
No, no, and no. toi people (or should I say, annoying middle school fangirls) who keep saying that are retarded. Cut that shit out, it's not cute.
-If toi are being offended par lire this, it probably means toi are one of these "middle school fangirls" that I am talking about. If toi can admit this, it's step one towards becoming less annoying. Do not be upset. This is a good thing. Admitting toi have a problem is the first step, and yada yada yada, toi know the drill...
-I hate the people who want to find a guy "just like Edward!!". Ugh. Okay sweetie. If toi ever find a 17 year-old who wears customized pois, pea coats, drives a Volvo, reads minds, and sparkles in the fucking sunlight... good for you. But until then; shut the fuck up.
-I really hate people who have never read Twilight, yet constantly complain about how it is the gayest thing ever. I, for one, would like to tell all those people to shut the fuck up. "TWILIGHT IS GAY!" Wow, toi think of that yourself? Congratulations! That really shows that toi can state an opinion in an intellectual and mature way.
Thank toi and goodnight.