Episode 01- Jealousy has its Merits
20/12/2008

Gossip Girl (Voice of Kristen Bell) #They say keep your Friends close and enemies closer...but what happens when Friends become enemies and enemies become friends? Welcome to the upper East side where even Mother Teresa is at risk of corruption. toi know toi l’amour me #

In School Yard.
Blair sits with Serena.

Serena(S): So, have toi seen chuck lately?
Blair(B): Chuck? why would i see him? no i haven't.
S: just, toi and him seem kinda friendly.
B: Ugh! I don't think so! Chuck doesn't have any friends. He isn't capable of having a conversation that doesn't involve talk of sex and drugs.
S: He has Nate.
B: My point exactly.
S: What? Do toi think Nate is just as bad? toi did go out with him remember!
B: Yes and he cheated on me...Remember? They are both the same.
Serena gets embarrassed and her expression conveys a sense of guilt.
S: Ye, We were drunk Blair. Can we not bring that up please.

Coincidently Chuck walks up to where S and B are sitting. He is accompanied par three giggling girls.

B: Oh look who it is, Casanova and his three sluts.
Chuck (C): I'll take that as a compliment. (bends over and whispers to B and S) par the way, they're just an accessory, nothing more...they practically follow me...i don't even know their names...loose women Blair, a different species to toi .
B: Ugh. What do toi want man-whore?!
C: (stands upright again) Me and the girls are going to the opening of my burlesque club tonight, i wanted to personally invite toi two. what do toi say Blair?....Serena? are toi busy tonight?
S: Umm, actually me and Dan were gonna get together.....and hang out....and stuff.
B: Didnt toi guys have a fight?
S: Ye, thats why we're hanging out..to talk.
C: And Blair? I'll send the car round at 7?
B: For what? I'm not coming. toi wont see me dead in that bar of yours, it's degrading....full of perverted men...like yourself (to chuck)
S: Ouch! Blair, toi should go. toi might actually enjoy it.
C: I'd take your Friends conseil if i were you. toi never know, toi might have the night of your life.

There is a short silence.

C: Be ready par 7.

Chuck exits followed par his giggling girls.

B: Serena! i don't wanna go! I have better things to do!
S: I'm sure it wont be as bad as toi think! just go and have fun, if toi don't like it toi can leave. i mean we've been to loads of places like that before, it wont be that scandalous!
B: Ye but those places weren't owned par Chuck Bass'tard... imagine it, full of whores, drugs and drink. it's not exactly my scene. maybe yours, not mine.
S: Well maybe toi should make it your scene... just think about it. Anyway I have to go now, got chemistry and wouldn't wanna miss that! (Laughs)
B: All right i'll see toi later then, i'm free for another heure before i have class!
S: Well you'll have time to think about tonight then!
B: (shouts as Serena runs off) I'm not going...

Blair walks inside to common room.
Nate is also there.
There is still awkwardness between them.

Nate(N): salut Blair.
B: salut (smiles)
N: I've got free period.
B: Ummm me too.
N: Do toi wanna go for a..... coffee ou something?
B: Ummm, ok i guess we could.
N: Cool, lets go to the cafe on XXXX Street.
B: Ok.

At Cafe, Ordered Coffee.

N: So hows things nowadays, i hardly see you.
B: Everything great.
N: Good.

Short silence.

N: Your mom and my dad are working on an advertising capaign.
B: I know.
N: Well it's going pretty good as far as i've heard.
B: That's good.
N: I saw Dan and Jenny yesterday, they a dit they visited their mom in Connecticut, reminded me of when we used to spend summers in the Hamptons.
B: Ye ......Serena Loved it there.
N: Umm, ye, did she? I didn't know that...not that I should know, it's just....ummm..

Is interrupted (luckily) par waitress.
Waitress: Your cappuccino and your latte.. and some hospitality chocolat cake. enjoy your drinks.

N: Thanks.

Nate takes a sip of his cappuccino.

N: So, how's school?
B: Usual.
N: I've been thinking plus about what i wanna do...you know....dad wants me to go to college...mom wants me to do what dad wants...etc, i just wanna find out what i really want..... toi know what i mean Blair?
B: Sure.
N: So i've been thinking about college and stuff and how i've always wanted to make my parents happy.....make dad proud...but now i dont know what i want anymore.

Silent pause.

N: Ye, and i've been thinking that i should probably take a an out ou something...i dunno....just a break really. ....Am... i ....boring you, ou is something on your mind...you seem kinda distant?
B: No, I'm listening.

Nate acknowledges the fact that maybe things are still awkward between them, judging par Blairs short réponses and lack of response to him. He decides to go neutral and stop talking about himself.

N: Are toi gonna try the cake? i'ts chocolate, your favourite.
B: (Nods head) No.
N: Chuck's having an opening tonight, toi probably haven't heard, but its a new place he brought, he's really excited about it.
B: Actually he did tell me about that. it sounds like great fun.
N: Really? I didnt think it was your kind of thing?
B: Well, then toi dont know me as well as toi think, i think it's a great idea. in fact he's invited me to the opening. i wouldn't miss it,...you have to be loyal to your Friends right?, and Chuck seems really proud of this new venture.
N: Ye, he is happy.
B: And that's all that matters, Are toi going, it's definitely your scene, promiscuous girls...alcohol..., im just going cuz chuck really wanted me to be there, he invited me and Serena but Serena cant make it, she's busy, he's sending his car round to pick me up, isn't that nice of him!?
N: yeah.
B: I cant wait to see what he's done to the place, it used to be a coffee shop, but he promised that I'll be pleasantly surprised. I'm sure I will, he's always full of surprises.
N: I know.
B: And Knowing Chuck he's probably turned it into something original, im looking vers l'avant, vers l’avant to it...so are toi gonna be there?
N: Probably.
Blair proceeds to get up
B: Well I'll see toi there then, i have to go now I've got a bit of shopping to do.
N: What about school?
B: Oh, no big deal, I'll only miss a bit, I'll go in later. taraah.
N: Bye.

Blair exits.
Blairs Residence.

Dorota the house keeper réponses front door. Chuck's driver is waiting outside.

Dorota (D): Miss. Blair your car is here.
B: Great, don't wait up for me I'll be accueil late.
D: Ok Miss Blair, do take care.
B: Dont worry about me, i'll be fine!

Outside Chuck's bar.
Chuck is awaiting Blair's arrival.
Blair's car approaches and Blair exits car.

C: Well look who turned up to my party. I was expecting an empty car.
B: Well I had nothing better to do.
C: Of course.
B: Im not here for toi anyway! I only came because i'm meeting my Friends here.
C: And which Friends might they be?
B: None of your business, now déplacer out of my way, i dont wanna be seen speaking to you!

Blair enters club.
shortly followed par Chuck.
Blair looks around the club.

C: What do toi think.
B: Didnt i just get rid of you?
C: You'll never get rid of me.
B: It's the same as every other club.
C: What? Are toi crazy...! Who has a stage like that, drinks like these (as he picks up a cocktail from a waiters tray.) waiters like that (waitresses are almost naked and waiters are dressly soly in pants and a bow tie) and dancers like them (points to the stage where burlesque dancers are performing).
B: I've seen better.
C: (shows a look of disappointment) We also have private rooms for private shows....maybe i can montrer toi one of them...
B: In your dreams, i'm staying far away from you.

They are interrupted par Nate who casually joins the conversation.

N: Blair, toi made it.
B: Ye.
N: Me and Chuck have been her for the past heure getting to know the workers, it's a great set up don't toi think, and the workers are really friendly too.
B: Ye, i bet they are.
C: (laughs) Nate quite enjoyed getting to know the dancers!
N: What? No! i wasn't referring to those workers, i meant the other workers, like the ones at the bar, the waiter...
C: Sure Nate...
B: Chuck, toi were going to montrer me the private rooms...
C: I thought you.....(is interrupted)
B: Oh just come (drags him away)

Nate watches them walk off.

C: Easy on the Jacket, do toi know how expensive this was!
B: plus expensive than your bedtime exploits?
C: Depends, ....some nights are free.
B: Uggh, toi disgust me!
C: I l’amour it when toi talk dirty...
Blair attempts to storm off, but is apprehended par Chuck once more

C: The private rooms are this way...(as he holds on to her arm)
Blair breaks free of his grasp attempting to walk away from him.
They are approached par a scantily clad dressed woman, who eyes up Chuck.

Girl (G): I've been told you're the humble owner of this establishment?
C: Proud owner, .......yes. and toi are...?
B: Leaving!!! (grabs Chuck par the arm and proceeds to walk in the direction pointed out to her par Chuck as being towards the private rooms)

C: toi dont have to be so rough in public! If toi want to montrer me the animal in you, wait till we're alone...
B: You'll be lucky if i montrer toi anything.
C: Im intrigued.
B: Dont be.

Chuck and Blair enter a private room.
The room is dark, with a single red chaise longue style seating furniture.
There is a small stand with various alcoholic drinks and appetisers.
There is various other stands with other aphrodisiacs such as a chocolat fontaine with dipping fruits and marshmallows.

C: So, .......what do toi think of my....lair?
B: toi mean nest....?!
C: Well if thats what toi want it to be.......i didnt see toi as the maternal type.
B: Well i can be a medley of things.
C: Really?...(as he pours drinks for them)
B: (accepts a drink from him)
C: Can toi be what i want toi to be right now?
B: No.
C: toi haven't even heard me out yet.
B: I dont need to, i can almost envisage what your sick mind is conjuring up...and i'm not interested.
C: And why might that be (takes a sip of his drink)
B: Because toi make me sick.
C: Really?....or maybe it's because your a virgin?
B: What?! What would toi know?.....Who told toi that?
C: Does it matter....i'm sure everyone knows....you can never be sure with Gossip Girl...
B: I've never seen anything like that on Gossip Girl....was it Nate?
C: (begins to touch Blairs arm) Look lets forget about that...why dont we sit...and talk.
B: toi two talked about me?
C: Does it matter now? Your not his girlfriend anymore. get over it.
B:(almost doesnt realise he is holding her, something she would not usually allow!) I am over it.
C: Then stop thinking about him and déplacer on elsewhere...
B: But how could he tell you! who else must he have told!! That's my business!...and it's not like i' m..."that" because i didnt want to! he was the one that didn't...everytime i got close he just moved further away! So how could he complain about me! especially to you!
C: Well if i were him, i'd have nothing to complain about...(attempts to make a déplacer on her)
B: (realises chuck's intentions and pulls slightly away from his face, but he still has a slight hold on her arms) Well, toi wouldnt complain about anything as long as toi got sex....im sure even a hermaphrodite would enthral you!
C: Well if she....he-she looked anything like you...
B: What ever he a dit to toi about me...it probably wasn't true anyway...he hardly took the time to get to know me! And toi never will! (attempts to pull away from chuck)
C: Maybe he was too busy getting to know Serena...
B: (suddenly stops from trying to release her arm from his grasp) Serena?......she was never good enough for him...
C: I agree....she's not exactly alluring............not like you.....................if i were Nathaniel i would never look at her twice.............but toi on the other hand....(begins to caress her)............the truth is....Serena? she would never tempt me (strokes his face onto hers).............but toi have (attempts to Kiss her...)

Blair and Chuck Kiss passionately, until they fall onto the sofa and continue, unitl they have sex.

Gossip Girl: # Talk of Serena and Nate definitely pushed Blair into "revenge sleeping" with Chuck, but thats Chuck Bass, who just happens to be Ex-BF's BFF! toi know toi l’amour me xoxo Gossip Girl...#

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