The Gossip Girl Chronicles

A/N: Hey. I'm back to scripted. salut I'm gossip-girl999 toi may remember me from such fan fictions as The Chuck and Blair Chronicles. MDR I just watched The Simpsons Movie! I l’amour Troy! MDR =D Okay salut so I was just in the mood today to start écriture my new fan fictions and I'll just be updating this one when I get time to write a new episode. And cos I only got one review on my latest chapter of 'A Million l’amour Songs Later' I'm just giving up on that story. I've written chapter 10 already so I'll post that one then I'm done cos there is no point for only one review it doesn't make it worth it for me and it's pretty crap when I l’amour écriture that story. But anyway I hope toi like this one. Thanks for reading. Review please. xoxo

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Setting; Start of season 1. Nothing in season 1 works out like that in this fic. I will be putting my own spin on things. E.g. Like Serena did not leave because of Georgina, Nate and Blair are not together, etc. The only thing that is the same is that Nate and Serena did hook up at that wedding while Blair was at the wedding with Nate as her rendez-vous amoureux, date but they only dated for a mois then they broke up. So I hope toi like it. Please review Thanks.


Episode 1: Pilot

GG: Gossip Girl here you're number one source to the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite. haut, retour au début story on my homepage. Serena van der Woodsen the bad girl returns...and reformed my sources tell me. Yeah right. Like we believe that S.

Blair and her minions (Hazel, Penelope & Isabel) are outside Constance with their cell phones out.

B: I can not believe Nate still hasn't asked me out yet
P: Maybe he's waiting to ask me out
B: (laughs sarcastically) Yeah I'm sure that's it

(They all receive a message from Gossip Girl)

I: It's from Gossip Girl (looks at the headline) Oh...
H: My..
P: God...
B: What?
I: It's Serena
B: Serena? That's impossible... Give me that (takes Isabel's phone and reads the news that Serena is back) She's back!

(All the girls stare at Blair who is looking really shocked.)
(Serena arrives at school. Everyone is silent and stare at her. Many people are taking photos with their phones. Serena goes over to Blair.)

S: Blair
B: (still in shock) You're back
S: Yeah I'm back
B: Wow that's great

(pause)

S: So how is everyone?
H: We're great
I: Yeah toi look great Serena
B: Did I say toi could speak? Even though it is just lovely to have toi back toi should know things have changed around here. I'm in charge now
S: I can see that Blair
B: Yeah it's going to stay that way
S: (grins)
B: Well I think we should get going. Don't mind if we leave toi do toi S?
S: Of course not toi go ahead

(Blair and her minions start to walk away.)

S: Oh Blair toi a dit things have changed...You defiantly haven't
B: Why would I want too? My name's not Serena van der Woodsen.

(Serena titters under her breath.)

B: Lets go

(Blair leaves followed par her minions leaving Serena par herself outside school.)
(Serena sees Dan asking around for help. He walks up to her. Serena isn't really listening to him, she is on her cell phone.)

D: Hi toi don't know how I can get into this place do you?
S: What? Oh I think toi need St. Jude's
D: Yeah I got that just have no idea how to get in
S: Just down there and too the left
D: Oh and I...
S: Sorry I've got to go

(Serena walks away on her cell phone.)

D: Thanks Serena

(A few hours later. Still in school hours.)

(Blair is keeping her school things in her locker. Chuck walks up to her and stands suivant to her.)

C: Serena's back? Ohh that's gotta hurt
B: What?
C: We both know she can take over from toi any time she wants
B: No she can't I'm Queen for a reason
C: (grins) Yeah and that reason is that Serena wasn't here
B: Do toi enjoy putting me down ou something Chuck?
C: No but if toi ever get really down I'll always be here to pick toi up
B: I bet toi would be. Oh par the way where's Nate?
C: basketball, basket-ball why?
B: Nothing I just...
C: Just what?
B: Nothing I want to discuss with you
C: (smiles at Blair, then laughs)
B: What are toi laughing at?
C: toi like Nate don't you...
B: What?! No I'm over him
C: (smiles)
B: I don't okay!
C: Sure whatever toi say but I could put in a good word for you
B: If I did. If. Why would toi do that?
C: Oh come on Blair toi know me so I think we both know why
B: (frowns) Ugh gross!

(School cloche, bell rings)

C: Well if toi ever change your mind call me
B: (smiles) It would be kind of wrong Chuck we're different species. I'm a Queen B and you're a...toad
C: Yeah but Kiss the toad and it turns into your prince
B: (trying to stop herself from giggling) I should be getting to class

(Blair walks up the steps towards the school)

C: Bye Blair (winks at her)
B: (annoyed expression)

Blair turns around away from Chuck and smiles.
Serena sees Blair and walks with her.

S: Blair!
B: Can't stop I've got to get to class
S: toi can stop for five minutes
B: No I can't. It's history I really don't want to miss that.
S: Blair stop being like this. I've apologized.
B: I really don't have time
S: Fine, what are toi doing tonight?
B: I'm busy
S: Come on Blair please. The Palace bar? Tonight seven?
B: (rolls her eyes) Okay. Now I really have to go.

(Blair goes to class. Serena smiles thinking she is getting somewhere with Blair.)
(Serena goes back into the courtyard and bumps into Dan who knocks all her things on the floor.)

S: Oh my God
D: Oh I'm sorry, my fault totally
S: Oh don't worry (looks at Dan) Oh it's toi from this morning?
D: toi remember me?
S: I never forget a face
D: Neither do I...

(Dan smiles, thinking that he has never forgotten Serena since the first time he saw her.)

(After class Blair is coming out of her class Nate is waiting outside for her)

B: Nate?
N: Hi Blair
B: Hey

Nate looks over at Chuck who is grinning trying not to laugh.

B: (smiling) Did toi want to say something?
N: Yeah...I was wondering about Serena
B: (stops smiling) Serena?
N: Yeah since you're best Friends I was...
B: We're not best friends. We're not even friends
N: Oh right...
B: But what's that got to do with what toi wanted to say
N: I wanted to ask you...

(Blair smiles, thinking he is going to ask her out)

N: I wanted to ask Serena out
B: (shocked) What?
N: I know you're the last person I should be asking but we only dated for a mois so it doesn't really matter does it? It doesn't bother toi right?
B: (upset) No, not at all
N: But if toi two aren't friends...

(Nate turns away and begins to walk back to Chuck)
Blair feels angry that he can ask her about asking Serena out after they dated.

B: Nate...

(Nate turns around)

B: I could tell Serena for you
N: toi could?
B: Yeah
N: Even after us?
B: We're water under the bridge Nate it doesn't bother toi so why should it bother me
N: (smiles)

(Blair smiles back)

(At the Loft in Brooklyn. Dan and Jenny are arriving accueil from school. Rufus is in the kitchen.)

R: salut guys how was you're first day?
J: Awful. I don't know why toi send us there Dad. There's this party suivant week and practically everyone is going apart from me. They think I'm such a loser.
R: Oh Jen you're not a loser. How about the Humphrey's have their own party to make up
J: What? Me, toi and Dan yeah that'll be so wild.
R: What about you?
D: Huh...
R: How was you're first jour of school?
D: Average, actually no below average
J: Apart from meeting his dream girl
R: Oh and who's this?
D: No Jen. No one Dad. It's no one
J: Her name's Serena
D: Shut up Jen
R: Serena...Is she one of these uptight Upper East Side girls?
J: (giggles) Well with a name like van der Woodsen how can not be?
R: van der Woodsen?
D: Yeah why do toi know her?
R: No...I know her mother

(The rest of their conversation goes unheard.)

(Back outside school. Chuck is outside with a bunch of girls. Blair walks angrily towards him.)

B: toi basshole!
C: Excuse me ladies.

Blair grabs Chuck's chemise and drags him across the yard.

B: toi knew about Nate liking Serena didn't you? And toi didn't tell me
C: Telling toi would ruin the fun
B: What is wrong with you? Do toi hate me ou something?
C: No
B: Then why do toi keep on doing this?
C: Fine I'm sorry happy now?
B: No because Nate likes Serena not me
C: toi a dit toi didn't like him
B: I don't...Anymore. He can go to hell...(upset) It's just I really wanted him to ask me out and everything would be perfect. He's so wonderful and handsome and clever and perfect and...
C: Trust me he's not all that

(Blair sits down on a bench)

B: Give me one bad thing he's done because I can't think of anything
C: He hasn't just suddenly grown a liking to Serena it's been a while...
B: Okay? But there's nothing wrong with liking someone
C: But there is something wrong with sleeping with toi best friend's boyfriend
B: What?
C: He slept with Serena at the Shepard wedding when he dating you
B: No. He wouldn't do that. Nate wouldn't do that
C: He would and did. He not Mr. Perfect Blair far from it

(Blair looks shocked and rushes off. Chuck feels a little bad for telling Blair about it but then gets back to the other girls.)

(Later on that evening at the Palace.)

S: So how have toi been? With the divorce and everything?
B: It's okay, Mom doing...She doesn't really want to face it. I mean how many people can say their husband left them for a 31 an old male model.
S: Yeah...
B: How was boarding school?
S: Boring. I'm glad to be back. I missed toi all.
B: Nate?
S: What about Nate?
B: Did toi miss him?
S: Yeah like I a dit I miss toi all. But listen Blair I'm sorry about just up and leaving I really didn't want to do that to you. But I hope we can be Friends again.
B: Listen Serena I'm really not interested in being Friends with toi again.
S: Then why are toi here?
B: To tell toi you're a lying, manipulative whore who slept with my boyfriend, but toi know that bit right?
S: Nate? Did he tell you?
B: No. As if Nate would tell me. It was a...friend of mine. Which is saying a lot because I wouldn't say that usually but these days I need all the Friends I can get.
S: Blair...I'm sorry it just happened
B: And toi just happened to disappear the jour after
S: (looks away)
B: Is that why toi left? toi couldn't face me?
S: No..Yes...It's complicated B
B: Save it

(Blair finishes her drink and walks away.)

B: Oh and just for future references, only my Friends call me B

(Blair exits. Serena looks very upset and is nearly in tears.)

(The suivant jour outside Constance and St. Jude's.)

(Blair is talking to some people. Nate comes up behind her to talk.)

N: Blair... What did she say?
B: (pause) I'm sorry Nate she doesn't want to know. I tried.
N: Thanks Blair and that was really great of toi to even ask with everything, not many people would have
B: I'm not most people
N: No...You're not
B: (smiles)

(Blair starts walking away.)

N: Blair? Do toi want to have coffee later?

(Blair is still facing away from him but closes her eyes and smiles)

B: I'd l’amour too

(Blair and Nate smile at eachother.)

GG: Spotted. N and B displaying in a serious eye sex session. Is that back on? What about Serena N? Isn't she the one toi want? And Chuck still as devious as ever just like your partner in crime, and the new kids on the block lonely boy and Little J making their way onto the A-list? But the main story will be S's return and why she left in the first place. What's you're secret S? We'll know soon enough after all secrets aren't kept for long on the Upper East Side and who will be the first to know? toi know toi l’amour me. xoxo Gossip Girl.

A/N: So I hope toi liked it. Thanks for reading. Please review. Thank toi xoxo