"Your name sir?" asked the fat man on the podium, biting into a burnt doughnut. "Doctor Ignatious Damion Keller," a dit Dr. Damion. The man the set down his doughnut, blowing into his cigarette, then thumbed the pages of a book. "Oh let's see here, murder, mass genocide, abuse, gluttony, Ohhhh... You've been a very bad boy!!" a dit the man. "Just get this through already fatass," a dit Dr. Damion. "Follow the trail of Hitler, then go left from where the river of Brimstone is," a dit the man. "I wish to meet him," a dit Damion. "The master meets no one," a dit the man. Dr. Damion the grabbed the cigarette...
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