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Villian: ... So beware, Lucile.
Lucile looks frightened.
Skipper: Ah, don't worry. These threats are never real.
Lucile: Oh, well, let's just see the handwriting. Maybe we can
figure out who wrote this message.
Kowalski: We can't. It's typed, see.

With Gallis:

Gallis: I'll never give in! The team will find me! We have two intelligent penguins, an unstoppable leader and Lucile will always l’amour me! And I will not miss the birth of my child!
Gallis:Wow, that sounded awkward.
Luca: Shut up, already! You're giving me a headache!
Gallis: Good! Is this loud enough for ya!?
Luca: We'll see who laughs when the acid is ready.
Gallis' eyes widened at the sound of acid.

The penguins:

Skipper: Now everybody. We have to do a very accurate investigation.
Here are your assignments:
Kowalski and Emma: Go outside to see if toi can find any traces of an aircraft, hopefully it’ll help us.
Private and Rico: Check for any clues in our habitat and ask the animals. They might have seen something.
Tom and Ashley: Check if the cameras are working, see if the enemy thought of it.
Lucile and I will chercher the cages.

Kowalski and Emma:
They're in the park.
Kowalski: Find any clues?
Emma: No, none. Wait a minute, what's that?
Kowalski: A burn in the grass, footprints of a lézard and scorched tree.
Emma: I don't see any plus footprints, so the only guess is the use of a teleportation beam.
Kowalski: Lets go rapporter this. It'll definitely add to the investigation

Lucile and Skipper:
Skipper: We can clearly see claw marks on the cage bars. Something small must have come in here and captured him while toi were still out.
Lucile: Actually, I heard something but I thought it was Gallis. Then something came in front of my beak and I passed out, right after seeing the same thing happen to Gallis. But what knocked us out?
Skipper: I think I know! I found this! A cloth covered in a liquid. Presumably the one that knocked toi out. But it's weakened, so it has no effects now. But what is it?
Lucile: We'll have Kowalski test it when he gets back.

With Gallis and Luca:

Luca: Finally, the acid is ready. toi see Gallis, this acid is meant for the scaly tough skin of a disobedient dinosaur, not for the sensitive skin of a birdie, which makes it a perfect torture tool.
Gallis looks frightened.
Luca: Now, before I begin, somebody hold his mouth shut. I don't like the sound of screams.
A Deinonychus came and held his mouth shut with its hands, scratching his beak in the meantime.
Luca comes with the burning stick and nears his sides.

The penguins:

Kowalski is testing the liquid.
Skipper: So everyone tell me if they found any clues.
Emma: We found a scorched arbre and burned herbe with footprints of a lézard and drag marks leading towards the tree, which indicated he must have been teleported.
Ashley: The cameras' wiring was cut, so the kidnapper definitely thought of it.
Private: We saw nothing and the animaux were sleeping par the time he came and went.
Kowalski: I found the answer. It's an entirely new knockout liquid composing only of organic materials. So one plus clue is he's in some sort of jungle.
Lucile: It could be any jungle, the Amazon, Congo, Madagascar, any jungle. This is a nightmare!

Emma: Don't worry, we'll find him, he's strong, smart and sensible enough to know how to get back anyway.
Lucile: You're right. I have to keep calm.
Skipper: Yes, we gotta keep our heads together.
Private: I'll keep the egg warm for you.
Lucile: Thanks Private.

Meanwhile, things weren't going so well for Gallis...
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Skipper: Now team, first we must find protection, a place where no carnivores can get us. And the best place is cave, so keep your eyes peeled for one. Got that?
Everyone else: Yes sir.
Skipper: Good, now let's finish lunch, I'm starving.

Gallis: I'm a bit hungrier now, so add 3 Tunas to my order.
Rico then chopped everyone’s poisson and they enjoy it nicely.

Skipper: Okay, pack your rugsack with necessary items, because we'll be gone for a while.
They started packing their rugsacks with nourriture and other items.
Gallis: Thanks for building this know the dino machine for me, Kowalski.
Kowalski:Your welcome,...
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As if flying in a crappliy make, makeshift airplane wasn't nerve wracking enough, try flying in a crappliy made, makeshift airplane with the Penguins, Monique, Lexii, Kristen, CC, PB (peacebaby7), Temperance Brennan, Jane Rizzoli and Maura Isles and Patrick Jane on a mission to save the world from Dr. Blowhole.. again.

"it's a shame this didn't happen on Sunday. it would be the 1 an anniversary of when Blowhole tried to us musical mind control." a dit Kowalski, just as the plane hit some turbulence somewhere over England.

"Kowalski, did toi make sure to check if we had enough fuel?" asked Private...
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"You have not seen zhe last of Hans zhe Puffin!" the young Hans called out to Captain Blowhole, who just shrugged him off.

"No?<" called Skipper's voice" But then, how are we gonna do this, then?" and he appeared with a mackarel.
" there's only a short ammount of time left before the guards find out i escaped!"
"Let us dance, my frienemy, let us dance..." a dit Hans, and the fishfight began

We watched in scilence from the haut, retour au début of a building as they went at each other. Right, left right left right left up down swish slap! it was almost scary! Those two were the best of Friends not twenty minutes...
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Okay so this chapter's kinda short.. But I hope toi enjoy! Please comment!! :D

   As soon as the smoke cleared, Lexii and Julien saw Rico standing in the doorway with a stick of dynamite in his flippers. The two lemurs coughed and sat up. 
    Rico up chucked two blankets and Skipper caught them as he ran into the freezer. He wrapped Lexii in a blanket first then did the same with Julien. 
   "Are toi two okay?" Skipper asked  as he quickly led them out of the freezer.  
     "Yeah, we're fine. J-just really cold." Lexii replied, pulling the blanket tighter around her shoulders. She...
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          ~ 10am: manchot, pingouin HQ~

 Skipper set down his mug of poisson coffee on the concrete table, tableau and smoothed down his feathers. He turned to Kowalski and sighed happily. "Ahhhhh... Friday morning. Zoo's closed for three days and we can finally just RELAX for once!" he a dit as he sat down, leaning against the mur with his  flippers behind his head. 
   Skipper had just closed his eyes when Marlene, Maurice, and Mort all burst into the HQ yelling about who knows what. Skipper immediately jumped to his feet and tried to calm everyone down. 
  "Woah, Woah. Slow down. One at a time. Marlene?"...
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  "So let me get this straight. toi both got turned into LEMURS from a MOUSE-ray-thing?" Kowalski asked Dr Horrible as he cleaned out his test tubes. 
  Dr Horrible nodded. "I need a quadrupal-D battery, a spring-loaded finger nail file, and 3 ounces of high-acidic mustard to fix the Mouserizer. That is the only way i can turn us human again. Do toi think toi might have any of that?" 
   Kowalski dug through his cabinets for a few minutes then shook his head. "Fresh out of.. everything toi just said..." he a dit he observed Captain Hamner looking at his tail like he had just noticed it...
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Skipper: relax Rico is around here somewhere

Kowalski: found him!

Skipper: where?

Kowalski: over there on that block of ice

Private: hes sleeping

Kowalski: plus like knocked out

Skipper: lets go check it out

(the guys swim to the ice block)

Skipper: ok but what about Rico?

Kowalski: he'll be fine (checking rico out for injurys)

Private: we're lost!

Skipper: Kowalski try find the map in Rico's belly

Kowalski: what!? I'm not putting my flipper in his belly!

Skipper: fine I'll do it *pushes on Rico's belly*

Rico: *spits out a map*

Skipper: that was easy as cutting pie

Private: where are we then?

Kowalski:...
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"Just another round, once things get calmer, I can pull over, I don't see any other civilization outside this asshat's territory," a dit Kat, driving further out and seeing her gas meter Arrow drop lower and lower. "Gotta find a damn gas station, ou kegs of gas at least. So long as I have at least 17 gallons ou so," a dit Kat, slowing her Aston Martin slightly. She looked around, not a single gas station in view at all, until she saw a small patch of pavement, and to her eyes, a single gas pump, rising out of the pavement, and seven gas cans laying on their sides, fully closed. "This seems promising,"...
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Johnston paced around, watching all the machines add the mechanical parts to Dr. Damion. After about ten minutes, he stopped, Damion was ready to be revitalized. He then added the "skin" which was really just latex, which he put over all the mechanical parts of Dr. Damion, then added the texturing to make it plus like skin. He then stood back and looked at his work. "Marvelous, it appears as if he fell asleep and he's going to wake up later on, rather than deceased," a dit Johnston, marveling at his job. He then attached several wires to Dr. Damion, one at his head, two on each flipper, and...
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"Yet another murder from the Crescent Killer, can toi believe how they got my insignia wrong?" the Kid laughed.

"Mhmm~" Red purred softly, nuzzling her head under the Kid's chin.

"Are ya even listening to me baby, ou just having a moment?" the Kid smirked.

"I'm listening..." Red buried her face into his chest.

"You're lusting over me~" the Kid rolled on his back and popped a peck on her cheek.

"Wanna do dat anal?" Red asked with an air of flamboyant swagger.

"Well...."

"Well~?"

"I hope toi realize that..."

"Ye?"

"I'm tired of sex, let's just go kill someone~"

"Come on hooooon~ Why noooot?"

The...
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"I would like to have a word with his excellency, Emperor Richard Walter!" Hannah shouted to the gatehouse.

No response, nor sign of life answered her request. 

Hannah got an idea. 

"I'm carrying twenty boxes of cheese pizza!"

Not two minutes afterwards, the wood and steel gate cracked open, the hinges creaking loudly with age and continuous use. A small female manchot, pingouin wobbled into the scene. She wagged her tail feathers happily and smiled. 

"Hai Han-nah!" she shouted joyfully. 

Hannah gave her a quick glance. 

"Kitten?" Hannah asked, returning a welcoming smile. 

"Uh huh, poppa let me for pizza!"...
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The masked medics onsite began to unwrap the bandages on the female manchot, pingouin Hannah found earlier, and layered them with cleaner ones. 

"She'll be fine, just give us a few weeks to let the stitches joint, joint d’étanchéité up, alright?" asked one of the anonymous doctors. 

"Alright," Hannah breathed a sigh of relief. 

"They're- Done?" the patient asked. 

"Yes Vic, and thank god, toi Lost so much blo-" Hannah was cut off par a scream from Vic. 

"DON'T SAY WHAT I LOST~! It-It'll only call him back...!!" Vic whimpered, squeezing Hannah's flipper. 

"Shhh... There there, the pain is gone, and he can't touch toi now,...
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