needless to say, i didn't like the new Skipper. In human form, he seemed to be in an even worse mood than he usually was. And his insistance on our going on that mission was....unnerving.

"Skipper, where are toi taking us? it seems to me that you're just going in any aléatoire direction.' a dit CC
"We're on a mission, CC. We're tracking down someone!" a dit Private, but this time Skipper didn't slap him.

"hate to interrupt, but toi guys are getting some funny looks dressed like that! Plus the weapons Rico is carrying makes toi guys look like some crazy terrorist Kidnappers!' i said

"He's right, sir.' a dit Kowalski."

"As usual," sighed Skipper ' all right boys, time for Operation ;Tactical to Practical. We gotta ditch these outfits!"

In JcPenny's they bought a set of matching black suits. Well, they didn't exactly BUY them, plus like they set off a smoke bomb, broke the security cameras and left the money with a frightened salesclerk.

"Ok, so far we've nearly blown up,a shopping mall. What"s next?" i asked Skipper

"oh, for the l’amour of-! Didn't toi listen to a word i said? Are we, ou are we not on a mission to track Hans?" he said
"Hans?' asked kristen.," what about Hans?"

"He was in Kowalski's lab with him all last night while he was working on his humanizer thingy. He had Kowalski use it on himself and then he left before morning." answered Skipper.

" Do toi at least know where he is?' asked CC

"We've got him pinpointed in the far end of Central Park, par the Lake." a dit Kowalski.

"Anyone got a plan?" asked Rico, "Cuz I don't."

"No" a dit Private
"Nope" a dit Skipper
"Yeah, i got nothing, for once.' a dit Kowalski.

'Luckily for toi guys, i do." a dit Kristen.

We were in the park par the time Kristen was done telling us her plan. "Simple, yet effective. Why didn't I think of that?' asked Kowalski.

We saw Hans, there in the park. he was dressed in army fatugues and had a hooked nose resembeling his puffin's beak.
"hey! Excuse me, sir!" called Kristen to get her plan into motion" i'm kinda lost. Do toi know a way out of the park from here?'
"i am sorry, young miss. i don't know a vay out of here, for toi see, i am a bit Lost myself.' a dit Hans.

"Your voice sounds familiar, have we met?' he asks her.
"No. But toi remind me of a character on this TV montrer I like.' she said
"Oh? und vhat vould zhat be?"
"it's just about these penguins who live at the zoo, who do these spy operations. The guy toi remind me of in a German macareux, macareux moine named Hans."
"I an actually Danish! it's un easy mistake to make.' he said, then he realized his mistake.
Then, the birds swooped into action, tying Hans up and reversing the effects of the machine on Hans and themselves and the rat king ( in an attack plan so brilliantly thought up par yours truly). Unfortunately, as soon as he was back as a Puffin, he escaped and swore he would reutrn.

Today, they learned a lesson ( i think); toi may look human, but inside you're still a penguin. i just hope they'll keep that in mind for a long time, because Skipper says this won't be the last time the humanizer thing will be used. God have mercy on us all!
The End.