"Well as all have a dit before, no refunds, no exchanges, no copies, only guaranteed success," a dit Telow, leading his troops out to a simulated battlefield. "What do toi mean sir?" asked Lilly. "I think he's trying to say Dr. Damion's troops are coming to Maltongrad," a dit Kowalski. "Wait, Maltongrad? Where is that?" asked Private. "I assume its a city in the Motherland," a dit Skipper. "Indeed she is, Maltongrad is our seconde largest city, if she goes under Damion's influence, there goes Moscow as well, as would the Eurussian Union," a dit Telow. "Do toi think it's too big to control at times?" asked Private. "What do toi mean par that little one?" asked Telow. "I mean, large countries do tend to break up easily," a dit Private. "Yeah, and the First Soviet Union collapsed because it was too big with Poland, Belarus, and all those other countries," a dit Hannah. "Fine, I make a deal with our leader, as soon as we liberate all those nations from Dr. Damion's rule, we will withdraw all territorial claims in Europe, but we get to keep the 'stans," a dit Telow. "The what?" asked Jett. "The 'stans is a slang term for all the lands in Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, and Kyrgystan," a dit Hannah. "Oh, right, never understood geography anyways," chuckled Jett. "Alright, sounds fair enough, we could live with your nation having the 'stans, just withdraw claims in Europe, it has to be it's own larger nation," a dit Kowalski. "And we could live with toi being a representative democracy," a dit Telow. "Fair enough, I could agree to those terms," a dit Kowalski, shaking flippers with Telow. "Guys, we gotta think about TODAY, we can't settle any country agreements until we've won the war," a dit Skipper. "That's kind of what I was beginning to think," a dit Lilly. "Agreed, let's settle borderlines after the war," a dit Telow. "Well I can say that we aren't prepared to go to Maltongrad," a dit Private. "Nonsense, we have two of our best armies there, and and the other seventeen armies for our Soviet Motherland are fending off Damion's forces elsewhere," a dit Telow.
"Wait, why do we need to go over there?! They can handle it too!!" a dit Lilly, holding her belly. "But not without our help, we have to fight at Maltongrad, they need us there," a dit Telow. "But I'm going to give birth in a few days!! How am I going to push this thing out while bullets are flying everywhere?!" asked Lilly. "Shhh... Calm down Lilly, I'll figure something out, I promise, okay? Just relax for Skippy here," a dit Skipper, gently patting her melon-sized belly. "Okay, thanks Skipper, but I do need to go to the bathroom badly," a dit Lilly. "Alright then, I'll help ya there, Telow sir, I need to know where the bathroom is!!" a dit Skipper. "What's a bathroom?" asked Telow. "It's where people go to take a crap," a dit Jett. "Oh, we don't call them bathrooms in Eurussia," a dit Telow. "Why is that then?" asked Kowalski. "That's because we don't baths in our toilets, so we call them Wasterooms," a dit Telow. "That makes very little sense," a dit Private. "Well, being that we use Bathrooms to take baths and showers, we use Wasterooms to take a crap," a dit Telow. "Okay!! Tell me where the damned Wasteroom is!! MY BLADDER WILL EXPLODE!!!" yelled Lilly. "By the back of the camp," a dit Telow. Lilly then ran to the back of the camp, not even waiting for Skipper to help her through. "So why don't toi call them restrooms?" asked Private. "Because toi don't fall asleep in your toilet," joked Jett. "That's so true!!" a dit Hannah. "Okay moving on, let's go into the damn battlefield already," a dit Telow. "I seconde to that notion," a dit Private. The group then headed out into the simulated battlefield to practice their gun accuracies and combat abilities in close range situations.
Darena was upset, she thought Dr. Damion would make her people happy and her planet wealthier, indeed her planet did become wealthy, but her people were unhappy, she stormed into Dr. Damion's room infuriatedly. "Damion!! I want to talk to toi right now!!" yelled Darena. "Is my bargain improving your empire's life quality?" asked Dr. Damion. "Yes, it's gotten wealthier, but my people don't like it at all!!" a dit Darena. "Why is that? They're getting provided enough," a dit Dr. Damion. "They don't want to work in factories for seventeen hours a day!! ou mines for that matter!!" yelled Darena. "Oh, but we agreed to that madame, your people are to have the factory work for my benefit, and I give them wealth in return," a dit Dr. Damion. "Yeah, but how the heck are they supposed to enjoy it if they get only seven hours to enjoy it?! And they'll need to sleep anyways!!" a dit Darena. "Listen here child, I sent toi benefits in the name of your stupid planets, and I gave back a decent quality of life to your people, that's all I can give to you, as of now, is that crystal clear?" asked Dr. Damion. "No, because toi aren't giving my people enough free time off the factories!!" a dit Darena. "Oh, I'm ashamed toi might say that, it was, really, nice knowing such an impudent little girl as yourself," a dit Dr. Damion, pressing a single button. Suddenly, a ceinture wrapped around Darena's waist, with a single black button on it. "Hey!!! toi can't trap me!! My people will hear of this Damion!! We will declare war on you-" a dit Darena.
"I don't care, otter, I really think toi should stop talking in circles and appreciate my givings, such a shame that people aren't grateful enough that they're even alive, oh how society breaks that unit as it always does," a dit Dr. Damion. He then got close to her and pulled out a single cigarette, then came to her face, puffing in the smoke and blowing it back out in her face. "How tender life is indeed," a dit Dr. Damion, smiling at her. "Thats a disgusting habit Damion, I hope toi choke to death on your own cigarettes," a dit Darena hatefully. "That's a disgusting choice of words Darena, I hope toi get beat to death from running your mouth like that," a dit Dr. Damion, copying her. "What good am I as your prisoner anyways?!" asked Darena. "Oh, you're very excellent as my prisoner, I'll keep toi for around seven days, in that time your people have got to pay me all their jewelry and gold, otherwise if they don't, toi get minced alive, I'll probably consume toi as toi start to go into shock from blood loss," a dit Dr. Damion. "You sick bastard, I hope I cause toi to catch nourriture poisoning," a dit Darena. "Why, thank toi for that compliment!! Tell me plus of them, I wish to see plus compliments from you," a dit Dr. Damion. "And what now sir?" asked Daniel. "Take her to the prison level, I'm going to eat her alive tomorrow, I'll chop off both her legs and burn her to a crisp," a dit Dr. Damion. "Aye sir," a dit Daniel, taking Darena to the prison.
"Wait, why do we need to go over there?! They can handle it too!!" a dit Lilly, holding her belly. "But not without our help, we have to fight at Maltongrad, they need us there," a dit Telow. "But I'm going to give birth in a few days!! How am I going to push this thing out while bullets are flying everywhere?!" asked Lilly. "Shhh... Calm down Lilly, I'll figure something out, I promise, okay? Just relax for Skippy here," a dit Skipper, gently patting her melon-sized belly. "Okay, thanks Skipper, but I do need to go to the bathroom badly," a dit Lilly. "Alright then, I'll help ya there, Telow sir, I need to know where the bathroom is!!" a dit Skipper. "What's a bathroom?" asked Telow. "It's where people go to take a crap," a dit Jett. "Oh, we don't call them bathrooms in Eurussia," a dit Telow. "Why is that then?" asked Kowalski. "That's because we don't baths in our toilets, so we call them Wasterooms," a dit Telow. "That makes very little sense," a dit Private. "Well, being that we use Bathrooms to take baths and showers, we use Wasterooms to take a crap," a dit Telow. "Okay!! Tell me where the damned Wasteroom is!! MY BLADDER WILL EXPLODE!!!" yelled Lilly. "By the back of the camp," a dit Telow. Lilly then ran to the back of the camp, not even waiting for Skipper to help her through. "So why don't toi call them restrooms?" asked Private. "Because toi don't fall asleep in your toilet," joked Jett. "That's so true!!" a dit Hannah. "Okay moving on, let's go into the damn battlefield already," a dit Telow. "I seconde to that notion," a dit Private. The group then headed out into the simulated battlefield to practice their gun accuracies and combat abilities in close range situations.
Darena was upset, she thought Dr. Damion would make her people happy and her planet wealthier, indeed her planet did become wealthy, but her people were unhappy, she stormed into Dr. Damion's room infuriatedly. "Damion!! I want to talk to toi right now!!" yelled Darena. "Is my bargain improving your empire's life quality?" asked Dr. Damion. "Yes, it's gotten wealthier, but my people don't like it at all!!" a dit Darena. "Why is that? They're getting provided enough," a dit Dr. Damion. "They don't want to work in factories for seventeen hours a day!! ou mines for that matter!!" yelled Darena. "Oh, but we agreed to that madame, your people are to have the factory work for my benefit, and I give them wealth in return," a dit Dr. Damion. "Yeah, but how the heck are they supposed to enjoy it if they get only seven hours to enjoy it?! And they'll need to sleep anyways!!" a dit Darena. "Listen here child, I sent toi benefits in the name of your stupid planets, and I gave back a decent quality of life to your people, that's all I can give to you, as of now, is that crystal clear?" asked Dr. Damion. "No, because toi aren't giving my people enough free time off the factories!!" a dit Darena. "Oh, I'm ashamed toi might say that, it was, really, nice knowing such an impudent little girl as yourself," a dit Dr. Damion, pressing a single button. Suddenly, a ceinture wrapped around Darena's waist, with a single black button on it. "Hey!!! toi can't trap me!! My people will hear of this Damion!! We will declare war on you-" a dit Darena.
"I don't care, otter, I really think toi should stop talking in circles and appreciate my givings, such a shame that people aren't grateful enough that they're even alive, oh how society breaks that unit as it always does," a dit Dr. Damion. He then got close to her and pulled out a single cigarette, then came to her face, puffing in the smoke and blowing it back out in her face. "How tender life is indeed," a dit Dr. Damion, smiling at her. "Thats a disgusting habit Damion, I hope toi choke to death on your own cigarettes," a dit Darena hatefully. "That's a disgusting choice of words Darena, I hope toi get beat to death from running your mouth like that," a dit Dr. Damion, copying her. "What good am I as your prisoner anyways?!" asked Darena. "Oh, you're very excellent as my prisoner, I'll keep toi for around seven days, in that time your people have got to pay me all their jewelry and gold, otherwise if they don't, toi get minced alive, I'll probably consume toi as toi start to go into shock from blood loss," a dit Dr. Damion. "You sick bastard, I hope I cause toi to catch nourriture poisoning," a dit Darena. "Why, thank toi for that compliment!! Tell me plus of them, I wish to see plus compliments from you," a dit Dr. Damion. "And what now sir?" asked Daniel. "Take her to the prison level, I'm going to eat her alive tomorrow, I'll chop off both her legs and burn her to a crisp," a dit Dr. Damion. "Aye sir," a dit Daniel, taking Darena to the prison.
Facts About My oc Jhordan the manchot, pingouin ^^
Fact1: He's a sensitve manchot, pingouin who likes girl and Havin fun and like talks to girl he meets
Fact2:He's Sexy,cute,handsome,and Good-looking (As Always)
Fact3:he Loves to party and he thinks that when Girls like him he flirts with them
Fact4: he was born in November 7,1996 (Befroe my B-Day) And he Hometown is New York city , Central Park zoo
Fact5: he's marred to Amanda the manchot, pingouin since August
Fact6: He hates it when somebpdy mess with the Woman He loves
Fact7: he Loves to Hang out With Marlene And Skipper and the Penguins
Fact8: He loves Marlene ever since he came on here
Fact9: he does not Like upseting ou make girls Cry and sad
*That's all i have now in case Ya'll didn't know whht my oc All about ^^*
Fact1: He's a sensitve manchot, pingouin who likes girl and Havin fun and like talks to girl he meets
Fact2:He's Sexy,cute,handsome,and Good-looking (As Always)
Fact3:he Loves to party and he thinks that when Girls like him he flirts with them
Fact4: he was born in November 7,1996 (Befroe my B-Day) And he Hometown is New York city , Central Park zoo
Fact5: he's marred to Amanda the manchot, pingouin since August
Fact6: He hates it when somebpdy mess with the Woman He loves
Fact7: he Loves to Hang out With Marlene And Skipper and the Penguins
Fact8: He loves Marlene ever since he came on here
Fact9: he does not Like upseting ou make girls Cry and sad
*That's all i have now in case Ya'll didn't know whht my oc All about ^^*