Newest Poem for my favori artist <3 I l’amour toi Marshall!! Enjoy!!
Why are toi mad?
Because I have a big mouth?
Don't like the back talk?
Can't stand the backlash?
Too bad!!
I'm gonna be crass!
Better put a visor on...
Because I'm gonna back-splash all over your ass!
Did toi remember to bring a towel?
I wouldn't want toi to get a rash.
I know I already done gave toi whiplash, with all my back and forth.
Now be a good sport, shut your mouth!
I don't need any retort.
I get enough bullshit recourse from people's revenge.
I'm a smart cul, ass toi said?
What? toi think that's gonna get to me?
Gonna get in my head?
Ha! Have toi heard the new shit from Eminem?
Damn what an honor! And he's not even my baby's father (yet)....
It's like every single is about me and my plight with life!!
Fuck!! Makes me even hotter with wanting to be his wife!!!
I'm trying to contain myself, I mean, I'm not at all after his wealth.
I am plus concerned with him staying in good health.
Because baby I'm in my prime at 35, I only have 5 left to shine while I ride....
Oh Marshall.... Shhhh....
There goes my big mouth again!
But hurry Eminem! Let's go to bed!!!
Give me a chance to repay your head game.
Ok... Sorry, I'm lame.
Really I'm a pretty awkward dame.
In a man's would just trying to stay sane, let alone sober...
which par the way, is the case.
Aside from the pills my Dr prescribed.
Don't worry love, I forgive you. I must!
I got so wet watching You-Tube.
I know I a dit I'd wait for toi to view the new vidéos but...
I just couldn't hold it back anymore.
You'd think I'd be sore at some of the things toi a dit to me!
Fuck it! I guess it makes for good TV.
Now get your cul, ass here to meet me!
Really I just need a job.
Will toi be the boss of me?
Oh Marshall, pretty please!
I'll even scrub toilets at one of your estates...
If it means having a position on my knees working for you!
Yes!! that's right baby I'll clean up the shit toi spew!!
Until you're too old to chew.
But I get to insert the feeding tube. toi boob!
God I'm so rude. Anywho....
About that job, I need a new passport like today.
Screw travel-slash-fuck buddy!
You're gonna have a travel bidet.
I'll provide the refreshing spray for your boo-tay!
toi see, toi see, toi see!? How much I l’amour you!
Fucking fool!
Although the aforementioned activities don't explain the drool.
Well some do. Jésus let me be your tool!
However those clips are not going on You-Tube.
toi asshole! I hate you! I l’amour you!
Do toi find this funny? I do!
Ooooohhhhh!! I would give anything to say those 2 words to Eminem!
Well, I guess I just did but I demand that it include him, simultaneously, standing suivant to me!
Shit this is so funny! I can't believe I haven't peed!
Probably because I have to shit.
I'm holding it in because Marshall's in here again!
Look at what he makes me do with a pen!
Narcissistic bastard! It's all about him!
I wouldn't want it any other way though.
I mean how many people get so close they literally share an asshole?
I mean except maybe conjoined twins.
Oh God! Hold me down!
What I wouldn't give to be conjoined with Eminem!
I'm a pig!
Actually the Chinese say I'm a boar.
No, not whore! Just cause I write this way.
A sanglier like a wild pig...
and toi better not be thinking I'm big!
Also not to be confused with a bore, toi know like snore.
I'm anything but.
Oh yes let's talk about Marshall's butt some more.
It looks plus tasty to me than s'mores!
And those are hot!
Somebody help me!
He's got me avatared again!
He's holding me hostage with a pen!
When I asked for a straight jacket!
toi just wait Mr. Mathers until we're strapped up in that padded room.
It's no holds barred with hands behind our backs.
Marshall stop making me laugh...
And think about toi in the sack!
I'm trying to montrer toi plus respect than that!
But oh yeah I'm the wacko!
toi asshole!
Cum here!
I'm primed and ready to get all sweaty. toi already experienced one of my workouts through Austin city!
Oh l’amour we've made a name for ourselves all over town! Aren't toi proud? toi should hear me now! We're laughing so loud!
I bet toi already know.
It's all part of the show!
Is it wireless and mobile?
What's that car doing behind me?
Checking out my scenery?
Baby! Aren't toi gonna stand up for me?
Oh wait! Let's not go there again!
We have to start as friends!
Whatever nobody listens to me.
Marshall toi better not deny me when asked par MTV!
toi know toi l’amour me!
Asshole!
God! This shit is comedy gold!
Great I'll probably never get laid!
I'm posting this on your fan page!
Em! The car is still there! For real I swear!
Get out of me and come see!
par the way if I ever get laid, get out of me is a phrase you'll never hear me say!
Ok...ok... I'm trying to be proper and this poem has completely gone the right, I mean wrong way!
I swear I'm not just trying to get laid.
Maybe paid but for a legitimate job well done and I'd like an appropriate wage!
What do ya say Marsh?
What am I worth to ya!?
Truly yours, I'm you're biggest fan
This is Cheyanne ;)
Why are toi mad?
Because I have a big mouth?
Don't like the back talk?
Can't stand the backlash?
Too bad!!
I'm gonna be crass!
Better put a visor on...
Because I'm gonna back-splash all over your ass!
Did toi remember to bring a towel?
I wouldn't want toi to get a rash.
I know I already done gave toi whiplash, with all my back and forth.
Now be a good sport, shut your mouth!
I don't need any retort.
I get enough bullshit recourse from people's revenge.
I'm a smart cul, ass toi said?
What? toi think that's gonna get to me?
Gonna get in my head?
Ha! Have toi heard the new shit from Eminem?
Damn what an honor! And he's not even my baby's father (yet)....
It's like every single is about me and my plight with life!!
Fuck!! Makes me even hotter with wanting to be his wife!!!
I'm trying to contain myself, I mean, I'm not at all after his wealth.
I am plus concerned with him staying in good health.
Because baby I'm in my prime at 35, I only have 5 left to shine while I ride....
Oh Marshall.... Shhhh....
There goes my big mouth again!
But hurry Eminem! Let's go to bed!!!
Give me a chance to repay your head game.
Ok... Sorry, I'm lame.
Really I'm a pretty awkward dame.
In a man's would just trying to stay sane, let alone sober...
which par the way, is the case.
Aside from the pills my Dr prescribed.
Don't worry love, I forgive you. I must!
I got so wet watching You-Tube.
I know I a dit I'd wait for toi to view the new vidéos but...
I just couldn't hold it back anymore.
You'd think I'd be sore at some of the things toi a dit to me!
Fuck it! I guess it makes for good TV.
Now get your cul, ass here to meet me!
Really I just need a job.
Will toi be the boss of me?
Oh Marshall, pretty please!
I'll even scrub toilets at one of your estates...
If it means having a position on my knees working for you!
Yes!! that's right baby I'll clean up the shit toi spew!!
Until you're too old to chew.
But I get to insert the feeding tube. toi boob!
God I'm so rude. Anywho....
About that job, I need a new passport like today.
Screw travel-slash-fuck buddy!
You're gonna have a travel bidet.
I'll provide the refreshing spray for your boo-tay!
toi see, toi see, toi see!? How much I l’amour you!
Fucking fool!
Although the aforementioned activities don't explain the drool.
Well some do. Jésus let me be your tool!
However those clips are not going on You-Tube.
toi asshole! I hate you! I l’amour you!
Do toi find this funny? I do!
Ooooohhhhh!! I would give anything to say those 2 words to Eminem!
Well, I guess I just did but I demand that it include him, simultaneously, standing suivant to me!
Shit this is so funny! I can't believe I haven't peed!
Probably because I have to shit.
I'm holding it in because Marshall's in here again!
Look at what he makes me do with a pen!
Narcissistic bastard! It's all about him!
I wouldn't want it any other way though.
I mean how many people get so close they literally share an asshole?
I mean except maybe conjoined twins.
Oh God! Hold me down!
What I wouldn't give to be conjoined with Eminem!
I'm a pig!
Actually the Chinese say I'm a boar.
No, not whore! Just cause I write this way.
A sanglier like a wild pig...
and toi better not be thinking I'm big!
Also not to be confused with a bore, toi know like snore.
I'm anything but.
Oh yes let's talk about Marshall's butt some more.
It looks plus tasty to me than s'mores!
And those are hot!
Somebody help me!
He's got me avatared again!
He's holding me hostage with a pen!
When I asked for a straight jacket!
toi just wait Mr. Mathers until we're strapped up in that padded room.
It's no holds barred with hands behind our backs.
Marshall stop making me laugh...
And think about toi in the sack!
I'm trying to montrer toi plus respect than that!
But oh yeah I'm the wacko!
toi asshole!
Cum here!
I'm primed and ready to get all sweaty. toi already experienced one of my workouts through Austin city!
Oh l’amour we've made a name for ourselves all over town! Aren't toi proud? toi should hear me now! We're laughing so loud!
I bet toi already know.
It's all part of the show!
Is it wireless and mobile?
What's that car doing behind me?
Checking out my scenery?
Baby! Aren't toi gonna stand up for me?
Oh wait! Let's not go there again!
We have to start as friends!
Whatever nobody listens to me.
Marshall toi better not deny me when asked par MTV!
toi know toi l’amour me!
Asshole!
God! This shit is comedy gold!
Great I'll probably never get laid!
I'm posting this on your fan page!
Em! The car is still there! For real I swear!
Get out of me and come see!
par the way if I ever get laid, get out of me is a phrase you'll never hear me say!
Ok...ok... I'm trying to be proper and this poem has completely gone the right, I mean wrong way!
I swear I'm not just trying to get laid.
Maybe paid but for a legitimate job well done and I'd like an appropriate wage!
What do ya say Marsh?
What am I worth to ya!?
Truly yours, I'm you're biggest fan
This is Cheyanne ;)
