Since there are a bunch of Christmas stuff going on, I decided to be retarded and give in to peer pressure! I'M écriture A CHRISTMAS FIC! Enjoy! <3
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Chris's POV:
"I a dit all I want for Christmas is you." I sang as I put the stockage, empoissonnement on the mantle of my fireplace.
"Chris, dear, it's on." My wife a dit to me.
I rushed onto the coach to see the infamous thing on Entertainment News, "Duncan and Courtney, splitsville? This is brought to toi par Total Drama News."
"Chris, what are toi going to do?" Melissa asked me.
"I'm going to give Duncan and Courtney a little Christmas present." I said.
"It's a week before Christmas, though."
"Then it'll be an early one? I don't know Melissa. Just...I have a plan and I'm going to use it." I grabbed my phone and called Chef.
"What, Chris? I thought I was done with you."
"Sorry to disappoint Chef. Oh wait. I'M NOT! I need your help."
"No, Chris, I've helped toi enough."
"Please! All I need is for toi to call a meeting for all the Total Drama members."
"Why? Are toi going all, 'I-wanna-get-Duncan-and-Courtney-back-together' on us again? Last time toi tried it didn't work."
"This time it will work."
"Why?"
"Because, Melissa and I tied the not."
"Why wasn't I invited?"
"That's beside the point. Just get them together. Tomorrow. Vancouver. At 6:00 P.M. Thanks, Cheffy."
"Yeah yeah, Chris, I'll get it done and then we can fail at getting the most famous couple, that toi broke up, from Total Drama back together once more!"
"We're not going to fail." I hung up.
***
"Hello! Welcome to Vancouver, kids!" I yelled at the teens.
"Hey, Chris!" They all joyfully yelled. For God knows why. They HATE me!
"Wow. toi sound happy. What kind of crack are toi smoking and where can I get it?" I joked off of the podium.
They just laughed and I said, "I needed to tell all of toi something. This isn't just a reunion. This is a reunion of couples."
I heard a bunch of moans from the people who never got to fall for someone here, so I said, "Why am I doing this? Because I just tied the not!"
"Aww, Crissy!!" Sierra yelled.
"Yes yes. Now everyone that was single the entire time get outta here! That means that Duncan, Courtney, Trent, and Gwen need to stay. I know that all the rest of toi have been in relationships but I do not care. Go except for the people I named!"
A bunch of people left except for those four. Those special special four.
I got off of the podium and Melissa came with me.
"Guys, this is my lovely wife, Melissa McClain."
They mumbles their 'hi's and Duncan just nodded.
"Melissa, take it away." I a dit and stepped back.
She started, "This is one of the most awkward things ever. Since one of toi has dated two of the others while another one has dated one. Meaning, Duncan toi cheated on Courtney with Gwen. And Trent toi dated Gwen and fell in l’amour with her. Duncan and Courtney I think it's time toi knew that Chris literally picked toi two, just so toi could fall in love. And Courtney, he made Duncan Kiss Gwen. So if you're still mad at Duncan for that, blame Chris. Chris broke your cœur, coeur and Duncan went along with it to get an extra million. Trent, toi and Gwen are perfect for each other! Just because he got a little crazy, Gwen, doesn't mean toi should break his heart. Everyone hated toi after that! Can't toi see that everyone wants toi with him, too? Same for you, Duncan and Courtney. Now if this doesn't settle anything. Nothing will. Now just talk, for God's sake! Talk and get together with each other! Trent with Gwen. And Duncan with Courtney. The way it was meant to be."
They just all looked at each other.
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Chris's POV:
"I a dit all I want for Christmas is you." I sang as I put the stockage, empoissonnement on the mantle of my fireplace.
"Chris, dear, it's on." My wife a dit to me.
I rushed onto the coach to see the infamous thing on Entertainment News, "Duncan and Courtney, splitsville? This is brought to toi par Total Drama News."
"Chris, what are toi going to do?" Melissa asked me.
"I'm going to give Duncan and Courtney a little Christmas present." I said.
"It's a week before Christmas, though."
"Then it'll be an early one? I don't know Melissa. Just...I have a plan and I'm going to use it." I grabbed my phone and called Chef.
"What, Chris? I thought I was done with you."
"Sorry to disappoint Chef. Oh wait. I'M NOT! I need your help."
"No, Chris, I've helped toi enough."
"Please! All I need is for toi to call a meeting for all the Total Drama members."
"Why? Are toi going all, 'I-wanna-get-Duncan-and-Courtney-back-together' on us again? Last time toi tried it didn't work."
"This time it will work."
"Why?"
"Because, Melissa and I tied the not."
"Why wasn't I invited?"
"That's beside the point. Just get them together. Tomorrow. Vancouver. At 6:00 P.M. Thanks, Cheffy."
"Yeah yeah, Chris, I'll get it done and then we can fail at getting the most famous couple, that toi broke up, from Total Drama back together once more!"
"We're not going to fail." I hung up.
***
"Hello! Welcome to Vancouver, kids!" I yelled at the teens.
"Hey, Chris!" They all joyfully yelled. For God knows why. They HATE me!
"Wow. toi sound happy. What kind of crack are toi smoking and where can I get it?" I joked off of the podium.
They just laughed and I said, "I needed to tell all of toi something. This isn't just a reunion. This is a reunion of couples."
I heard a bunch of moans from the people who never got to fall for someone here, so I said, "Why am I doing this? Because I just tied the not!"
"Aww, Crissy!!" Sierra yelled.
"Yes yes. Now everyone that was single the entire time get outta here! That means that Duncan, Courtney, Trent, and Gwen need to stay. I know that all the rest of toi have been in relationships but I do not care. Go except for the people I named!"
A bunch of people left except for those four. Those special special four.
I got off of the podium and Melissa came with me.
"Guys, this is my lovely wife, Melissa McClain."
They mumbles their 'hi's and Duncan just nodded.
"Melissa, take it away." I a dit and stepped back.
She started, "This is one of the most awkward things ever. Since one of toi has dated two of the others while another one has dated one. Meaning, Duncan toi cheated on Courtney with Gwen. And Trent toi dated Gwen and fell in l’amour with her. Duncan and Courtney I think it's time toi knew that Chris literally picked toi two, just so toi could fall in love. And Courtney, he made Duncan Kiss Gwen. So if you're still mad at Duncan for that, blame Chris. Chris broke your cœur, coeur and Duncan went along with it to get an extra million. Trent, toi and Gwen are perfect for each other! Just because he got a little crazy, Gwen, doesn't mean toi should break his heart. Everyone hated toi after that! Can't toi see that everyone wants toi with him, too? Same for you, Duncan and Courtney. Now if this doesn't settle anything. Nothing will. Now just talk, for God's sake! Talk and get together with each other! Trent with Gwen. And Duncan with Courtney. The way it was meant to be."
They just all looked at each other.
