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I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, toi know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
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1. toi throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. toi wear at least some black every day.

3. toi rip your clothes on purpose.

4. toi call people toi don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. toi yell "CRUCIO!" at people when toi get mad.

6. toi carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" ou an "L", toi accidentally type out a Bellatrix ou a Lestrange instead.

9. toi think her birthday should...

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Greetings, new follower:

If toi are lire this letter then toi have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If par some unprecedented chance toi are lire this and toi have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest toi put down this letter and leave now, ou the consequences for toi will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.

Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which toi must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate...

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1. Make him take a shower.

2. Make him use shampoo in aforementioned shower.

3. Make him use clarifying shampoo.

4. Apparate suivant to him, hand him a tube of super-strong facial cleanser, then quickly Disapparate before he realizes what happened.

5. Enchant this cleanser to follow him around until he uses it.

6. ...enchant the cleanser to follow him around anyway.

7. Tell him toi a volé, étole his teddy bear.

8. Tell him toi won't give it back until he agrees to wash his hair.

9. When he washes his hair, tell him toi were just kidding and a dit teddy ours has already been destroyed.

10. Sneak...

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, toi know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
Credit: Me Myself and I

1. toi throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. toi wear at least some black every day.

3. toi rip your clothes on purpose.

4. toi call people toi don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. toi yell "CRUCIO!" at people when toi get mad.

6. toi carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" ou an "L", toi accidentally type out a Bellatrix ou a Lestrange instead.

9. toi think her birthday should...

Me, Myself, and I

By Rita Skeeter

Exclusive interview with notorious Death Eater Bellatrix Lestrange

Here I am, sitting in the private dungeon of the notorious Bellatrix Lestrange, most feared follower of the Dark Lord, and having a completely normal interview. Read on to see if there’s plus to Bellatrix than just madness and a nasty reputation!

RS: Hello!

BL: *growls*

RS: Do toi mind if I use a quick-quotes quill?

BL: What’s that?

*fingers wand handle threateningly*

RS: Oh, nothing, erm, moving on…Can I call toi Bella?

BL: No.

RS: How would toi describe your relationship with the man known as...

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I didn't write this, I just thought it was really funny.


1. "What did I ever do to y..oh, nevermind."

2. "Oh, ha ha, toi got me!! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"

3. "Wow, you're even dumber than toi look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for toi now!!" *Prepare yourself par getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*

4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did toi say something?"

5. "Why do you...