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It's called "Daughter of Darkness" par V.C. Andrews.

This book was just aweful. It's about a 17 an old vampire girl named Lorelie Patio (Mary Sue alert!) whos only purpose in life is to be her Daddy's sex slave. This book is filled with shallow evaluations of beauty, anti feminism, poor morals, and disgusting turn of events.

Lorelie has three sisters who are manipulated and emotionally abused par their father. The worst thing about it is that it's never seen as a bad thing. It's disguised as fatherly love. None of the characters recognize the manipulation ou abuse. toi have to read between the...
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This is under 'opinion' so please don't send any hate, it's just a though I had.

I have read various explainations both on this site and others about things antis point out as plot holes. (Ex: Renessme, Imprinting, Vampire Transformation, ect.) And I think that it's great that some people do think it through and don't just take it because it is what was written. What I don't understand is why toi should have too.

In my mind, when an auteur creates a story with a new ou different breed of creature they should explain it atleast to some degree.

I'm not saying she needs to explain every little thing,...
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Dear Ms. Meyer,

Hi. I’m Tria. It’s nice to meet you. As toi have probably guessed, I am écriture to toi concerning your series known as “The Twilight Saga.” If you’ll forgive me for being rude, I’d like to be blunt.

You fail.

Again, apologies for my rudeness. If you’ll allow me, I’m going to back up this assumption of your literary failure.

Let’s start with the plots, looking at each book individually, and then the livres as a whole.
Twilight: Barely has a plot. The book is 300 ou so pages of nothing happening besides mooning on about Edward and his eyes. Then toi throw in three...
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After lire the post "Bella as a heroine should be illegal" par bendaimmortal, it got me thinking. Obviously, no-one would consider Bella cygne a heroine. If toi do, toi have got a really great deal of imagination, ou a warped sense of the world. Because, and I'm sure most Twilight fans would agree, the girl didn't do anything at all. Save being overly dramatic and being the damsel in distress.

What about the Cullens then? What about Carlisle, Alice, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie and Emmett? What about He-Who-Sparkles-In-Broad-Daylight? Would they be considered heroes/heroines?

No.

I say that the Cullens...
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I’ve read many lists pointing out Twilight “Plot Holes”, but plus often than not, the lists aren’t very valid at all. Half of them are usually just complaints, pointing out something they don’t like about Twilight (Example:” Why would vampires go to high school?”, ou “Why does Bella have so many friends?”). The rest are just factually incorrect, ou can be logically theorized. These are usually followed par “Stephenie Meyer obviously ditched history class”, ou “Hasn’t Stephenie ever heard of logic?”, ou my personal favorite, “I would know, I had a lesson about it...
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I'm just sayin' Bella is one of the worst role mannequins ever when it comes to love, sex and life choices and should not have allowed to be published in any shape ou form. I mean, when she's made the heroine of the story and marketted at teenage girls.

1. She's obsessively in l’amour with a control freak stalker.

Unfortunately it seems the vast majority of the Twilight fangirls are too with the very same freak.

2. She wants him so bad that she'll abandone everyone else she loves so that she could be with him. Even when it means she'll practically have to become a blood-drinking corpse.

(The movie 'Eclipse'...
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Many people bash populaire films because "It didn't measure up in the exact way they thought it would.

STOP PEOPLE!!! Stop your too Critical Analysis sometimes.Stop your phony rebukes.Just STOP!!!

And accept films the way they come.

As a one time auteur of a book called Elfin Magic (become a fan of it:link)

I think i can speak for all(or at least most)authors when I say It's FINE!!! If someone offers toi a direct line to the films and the auteur refuses because the director says some plans that differentiate from the book and someone refuses then they are just stupid!!!

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