Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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LOL. Revamped. Get it? 'Cause like, Twilight has vampires and stuff... [/lame]

Okay, the Momcat has FINALLY gotten off her fat, lazy butt and done some much-needed work on some of the rules for our spot. When the spot first got started, it was fairly small and having wiggle-room wasn't such a problem; so my first batch of rules weren't all that specific. But our CAT has had many, many new chatons since then, and consequently, things have gotten crazier and messier. A lot of people have gotten confused about what this place is for, and what we're about. The CAT isn't what it used to be.

So hopefully, these revamped rules will be a first step in "trimming the claws", cleaning up our spot, and promoting friendly, intelligent discussion once again.

1: Bring a good sense of humor. Don’t ever take things personally, and try not to be too sensitive. Otherwise you’ll be miserable. Just let loose, have fun, and be willing to laugh.

2: If someone ou something offends you, don’t blow up. Take the higher road, respond in a polite, mature way, and point out what offended toi and why toi find it offensive. If it’s something serious ou happens to break one of these rules, chances are people will back toi up and the problem will work out. If it isn’t, reread Rule 1.

3: Twi-hards, this isn’t a place to gush about Twilight being the “BEST BOOK/MOVIE EVAR!!!1” It’s fine if toi like doing that and we hold nothing against you, but please don’t do it here. Either keep your commentaires thoughtful and intelligent, take it to the link in our forum, ou take it to a plus appropriate spot and keep it there.

4: Twi-haters, this isn’t a place to rant about how toi want to “BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!!1”, either. Please don’t abuse this spot. Don’t make personal attacks against Stephenie Meyer ou her fans, don’t flood the images section with immature anti-Twilight pictures, and don’t throw nasty, mindless insults at Twilight. If toi feel the need to rant, either keep it in the link ou find another website like twilightsucks.com. This is supposed to be “Critical Analysis of Twilight”, not “Mindless Bashing of Twilight”. Like I said, the discussion needs to stay thoughtful and intelligent. Let’s all live up to our tagline, ‘kay?

5: The images, articles and other material toi soumettre to this spot MUST promote civil and intelligent discussion about Twilight. Whether it’s a soapbox, image, video, etc, it HAS to stay true to the CAT spirit. The whole reason why I created this spot was to make a sanctuary and bring both fans and antis together; to encourage both sides to share their opinions about the series, listen and learn from each other, have some good laughs, and maybe make a few Friends along the way. So if the material toi want to soumettre has excessive language, crude ou nasty humor, ou any other mean-spirited, offensive content in it, don’t bother. The CAT will be much better off without it.

6: If toi found a bunch of pictures that are funny and snarky, but don’t add anything CONSTRUCTIVE to the Twilight debate, don’t spam the images section with them. We have better places for all those demotivational posters and “Real vampires Don’t Sparkle” slogans. Instead of clogging up our CAT with gazillions of pointless pictures, take ‘em over to the link in our forum. There, toi can post as many as toi want and snark away to your heart’s content. And don’t worry, Twilighters! We also have a link just for you! Where toi can be as fangirly for Edward as toi want!

If any of toi lovely chatons have any ideas ou questions about the rules, please commentaire and let me know! Feedback is always very helpful, and I will add and tweak these as many times as needed.
A hilarious BD spoof. Jacob is hungry for Renesmee's love...and a McFlurry, :P
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I’ve read many lists pointing out Twilight “Plot Holes”, but plus often than not, the lists aren’t very valid at all. Half of them are usually just complaints, pointing out something they don’t like about Twilight (Example:” Why would vampires go to high school?”, ou “Why does Bella have so many friends?”). The rest are just factually incorrect, ou can be logically theorized. These are usually followed par “Stephenie Meyer obviously ditched history class”, ou “Hasn’t Stephenie ever heard of logic?”, ou my personal favorite, “I would know, I had a lesson about it...
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Contains strong language. It's not an anti video if toi don't mind the lulz.
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*Most I made up, a few I admit I saw on a video but I stated these ways in my own words so it is therefore not plagiarism*

1) Tell a fangirl that you'll send her a T-shirt with rare pictures of Edward Cullen on the front and back in two days, make sure she gets extremely excited. When the two days go by, send her a T-shirt with pics of Hagrid from Harry Potter instead.
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2) Tell the fangirls that all gay men sparkle.
3) Tell the fangirls that the Quielete loups garous have major anger management issues if they turn into beasts when they got irritable...
4) Ask them for their Twilight merchandise,...
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I think this spot and the majority of it's members have worked to ensure that when we talk about things we dislike about the series it's things we feel strongly about ou have an actual point to make, not just mindless hating and that when we poke fun we try to keep an eye on the line between fun mockery and plain rudeness, even though that line can be debatable ou hard to see. Still, there are some cases when I can see fans feeling left out, singled out ou wanting out completely, and I don't like that. Part of the problem is something us antis can't really help with, which is that not many...
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I'm just sayin' Bella is one of the worst role mannequins ever when it comes to love, sex and life choices and should not have allowed to be published in any shape ou form. I mean, when she's made the heroine of the story and marketted at teenage girls.

1. She's obsessively in l’amour with a control freak stalker.

Unfortunately it seems the vast majority of the Twilight fangirls are too with the very same freak.

2. She wants him so bad that she'll abandone everyone else she loves so that she could be with him. Even when it means she'll practically have to become a blood-drinking corpse.

(The movie 'Eclipse'...
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I felt a compelling need to write this article because recently I have found myself plus constantly thrust into situations and debates where I have to defend the Harry Potter fandom against the Twilight fandom, which I despise so much. My best friend and her family are actually major pro-Twilight fans. This past evening made me realize that there are so many reasons why Harry Potter is much plus awesome than Twilight, and its not just the obvious ones either. Thus, I give toi all the evidence toi will ever need to successfully pwn a Twilight fan trying to bring your fandom down.

Obvious Reasons...
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 OMG she totally a volé, étole that pomme from Adam and Eve!!!
OMG she totally stole that apple from Adam and Eve!!!
The people on this spot who know me will be aware I'm an anti, but I think a part of using this spot fairly means me not only talking when I have something against Twilight, but also fessing up when I don't think Meyer/the books/actros/etc are in the wrong. I've heard a lot about how many of Meyer's plot points are too similar to those in other vampire/fantasy stories. Well, that's never the way it's put. It's usually closer to "she totally ripped off _____. That's a stolen idea!" and I wanted to talk about why I actually disagree with most of those accusations. I say 'most of' and not 'all...
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1:57-2:44 Have I a dit how much I l’amour this man?
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Twilight vamps&other people;

Don't have fangs,
sparke in sunshine,
live on animal blood and call themselves veggies,
don't have a lumpy face,
live in really rich mansions(?),
don't have souls but are completely lame like rehabilitated drug-users(that never took drugs),
Can't be staked
Are looked (from the fangirls view)upon as superior beings that don't hurt anyone and call themselves dangerous
Stalk young girls only to seem romantic
Fall inlove with small children and beg to be their lover while they are like 16(just 12)
Don't belong in sassy teenage crap that is pure drama

They arenot vampires...
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Ok, so I visited a fanclub not too long il y a and I noticed this one question I asked; "If Bella killed Renesmee, would Edward forgive her?" ou something like that.

I looked at the comments, and at first they were fine. But then as they progressed to the plus récent ones, I had one girl saying what a stupid question to ask, and some other crackhead telling me to go f**k myself.

Being my highly emotional self, I was irked to no end and I responded to these comments.

I'm trying to find a way to just supprimer this question, because I posté it a an il y a and don't even recall the reasons why it was...
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