CAT Help!!! My seriously mental 1st cousin, who is truly a Twi-hard, wants to- and i quote "want to sleep with Robert Pattinson and he will be mine forever!!!" Ahhhhhhh my own blood relative... Harry toi are my only hope, save me, oh please save me!!!

I know how toi feel. My best Friends are Twi-hards. It's really annoying, me being the only one that hates Twilight when they go into FANGIRL MODE. I try to calm down I-Frigging-Hate-Twilightness, But they do absaloutly NOTHING about their fangirlyness. When I make a perfectly reasonable point about why I don't like it, they attack me.

My best friend, Josie has just started écriture a book, she sent me a few paragraphs of it and it was ALARMINGLY like S.Meyers style. Her main character has no flaws (Except for clumsiness, when she actually gets a PAPERCUT when turning a page of her book.) She's perfectly beautiful. Josie describes her as having porcelaine skin, flowing black hair and the sort of face that your could stare into for hours (VOMIT.)

I gave her some very helpful constructive critism, I was very kind. But I don't think she took me seriously. When she replied it was all "She does have flaws, like anger issues and only being good at english. And I like Meyer's style of writing, millions of girls disagree with you, Annie."

So I wrote back saying "Only being good at english isn't a flaw, Josie. And, really, thousands of girls AGREE with me (the INTELLIGENT ones) so does Stephen King! So whos opnion are toi against? A best-selling authors? ou some hormonal, teenage girls?? HUH??"

Sorry, kinda rambled there!

1 go to your cuisine and gat some nice cold lait from toi fridge
2 take a deep breath and tell your self that the chances of that happening are the same a narnia being in your closet (cheak just in cace)
3 If she says anything along those lines again deny the fact that your related when in puplic

GOOD LUCK!!! x)

Oh honey, believe me- I am not even around any girls my own age that obsess about twilight. Me and my best friend l’amour Harry Potter and cant stand Twilight. But I get enough of Twilight from everywhere I go. Its like " gee Summit, are toi trying to shove something down our throats." I just want it to go away. We have to hang in there.

OMG lolz...no hope at all! Bang her on the head with a copy of the twilight book perhaps slip her back into reality? lolz

well when toi a dit that your cousin citations "want to sleep with Robert Pattinson and he will be mine forever!!!" and then toi say "Harry toi are my only hope, save me, oh please save me!!!"
its really no big difference toi like the harrypotter series and toi are obsessed with harrypotter and your cousin likes twilight and she is obsessed with robert pattinson.
so,you see many people have different preferinces but there is nothing really wrong with it.just that people who are fans of something else and another group of people are fans of something else wonder which one is better and so the war between the 2 series (harrypotter vs twilight) began.
toi should try be in that persons place before toi say something because im very sure you'd do the same

-there is enough l’espace for plus preferences =]]-