When Twihards Attack!

I've been in a fight with one. She came up to me and a friend while we were talking bout vampires, asked if we liked Twilight. I a dit it was OK, and she punched me. Right in the eye.
I know hapkido (fancy word for self defence) and managed to twist/dislocate her arm while I was trying to restrain her. Not something I'm very proud of.

I was in a fight with someone who is obsessed with robert pattinson on saturday.
I was talking to my friend on the phone and theres this guy rob Aitken who was continually stalking her and I a dit "well Robs not all that"
and she grabbed my phone and threw it on the ground and grabbed me par the hair and started pulling me around I punched her in the stomach and she let go then she slapped me then a dit "I l’amour Rpattz and toi better not eva diss him again toi smeely tramp"

It's nothing big, but I got into an argument with a person here on fanpop. She was dissing someone's family because the person and his grandmother hated Twilight, so I told her that she was making an unfair judgment and the person could think whatever he wants to think. She pretty much stalked me for a couple weeks after the fight (which I won).

This one isn't as serious as the others, but still pretty weird. My nine-year old sister, Nicole has become a twi-hard. I was like "What the duck?!?"

First she started off with the normal stuff like; buying twilight merchandise, saying gibberish like "Oh my Edward!!The Cullens are just likes...SOOO SPEHSFUL!! -Fangirlygigglysqueal-
But then I was having a conversation with Myf on fanpop and we were talking about Twilight and why we don't like it and Nicole read it (Nosy bugger!)

So she went into the usual rant "OMG!! Why don't toi like Twilight?? YOUR JUST A HATER!! Edward is like soooo HAWT and he sparkles!! toi HATER!! I want to be JUST like Bella because she had Eddie-kins and she's just LIKE SUCH a GREAT role-model for me. YOUR JUST A HATER! Twilight is WAY better than your Harry Potter books!! I bet toi fancy Harry Potter!! (All the way through this I'm just like: WTF?) YOUR JUST A STUPID HATER!!!"
Such a sweet-tempered girl. And a charming, caring little sibling.

So she went upstairs and went really quiet. I got a tad suspicious because the only times when Nicole is quiet is when she's sleeping (Even then she talks in her sleep) and when she's UP to something.
So I went upstairs and she was in MY room and.. she was putting twilight stickers and posters on my walls and on my HP books. Freak.

So I flipped out and we had a huge argument until my older brother, Elliot came in and gagged us. So it was all normal.

But earlier this weekend, I caught her in my bedroom AGAIN making tiny rips in my books. It was strange because she was only making tiny rips, as if she didn't want me to see them but STILL getting SOME sort of vengence.

So yeah, that was kinda strange. At least she isn't a physocotic maniac....yet.

Nothing too weird but everytime i say something bad about twilight my friend hits me

Kind of.
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If toi scroll down to my answer, toi can see that she called me a moron and a dit I was stupid. Not as serious as others, though...

For me no not to bad, in real life atleast. Just one time last an I a dit that The Host was way better then Twilight which it is, it still has faults to it, but i will admit it is a good and way better then Twilight. She a dit i don't think so, and she hasn't even read it. I gave a Twilight fan The Host to read and toi want to know what she a dit she a dit she didn't get it, so she gave it back to me, because they are to stupid to understand The Host are toi kidding me. Wow, I just can't get over how low peoples IQ is to get the book. They obviously haven't watched a lot of films in their lifetime ou something. WHich would explain why they l’amour twilight because they don't have much of an option because they are to stupid to give anything else a chance.


P.S. For those who do like Twilight, I aploagize if it is however toi read livres other then Twilight.

theres this chick at my school and me and my bestie where talking about twilight. She came up to me and asked me if I thought edward was cute because she thought he was so dreamy and adorable and she wanted to marry him. me and my frined laughed and a dit sorry sweety he is too ugly for my tastes. She got all up in our faces and is like well toi know what amybe your tastes are garbage because edward is hotter than youll ever be and she started crying. the suivant jour we were called down to the office for emotinal assult apparently she told the principle we were bullying her and telling her that every guy she every like was ugly and no one would ever want her and that she was to ugly to get anyone. me and my friend were like wtf!

It wasn't really bad ou anything to get annoyred over but one jour a few girls asked me what i thought of twilight. I told them my EXACT opinion and they were not too pleased so every now and again i am bombarded with questions like why the hell dont toi like twilight and stuff like that ou i bet your gay cause who CANT like Edward he is soooooooo hawt...etc.
*facepalm*

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Well, nothing really happened, but it almost did. Me and my Friends were at the mall, and we decided to talk--loudly--about how much of a fail Twilight is and how it sucks big monkey balls. A lot of people gave us glares, but there was this one girl who wanted to walk over to us and coup de poing us ou something, but was stopped par her friend. We laughed so hard about it. I swear, it's like these little Twitards want to make everybody like Twilight, and they won't allow us to think for ourselves like we're supposed to. We are in America, after all. Something called "Freedom of Speech?" Just sayin'.